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    Penis reduction?

    At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
    Just take off the strapon and be happy with your natural 5 inches.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
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    Good advice so far, keep it comming.
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    Yeah its called hanging yourself

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    they'll cut it, remove a section and reattatch it from the base back near your ass. get a big freezer and make lots of ice. then call dr.s and request to speak with satisfied customers.... then interview their wives. good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    they'll cut it,
    I hope they use a cheesegrader instead.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Install a valve in the base of it to control blood flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    I hope they use a cheesegrader instead.

    is he not circumsized

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Good advice so far, keep it comming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    is he not circumsized
    No, he just doesn't bathe frequently.
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    I had mine reduced down to 9 inches, it was the smallest they could make it safely. well you should expect alot of pain. I dont think I would do it again!
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    here's foreman just prior to surgery


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    With apologies to Mr. Franklin

    He who sacrifices penis length for a woman's desire deserves neither.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Good advice so far, keep it comming.
    Try to fuck her with a limp Dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    He who sacrifices penis length for a woman's desire deserves neither.
    Haha, what's the real quote? Something like he who sacrifices liberty for temporary security deerves neither?
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    john h is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
    Now I know your'e lying cause any man is going to round his real size up to the nearest quarter inch no matter how big it already sounds, like say mines 8 3/8 I'd say it's 8 1/2 just to sound bigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Now I know your'e lying cause any man is going to round his real size up to the nearest quarter inch no matter how big it already sounds, like say mines 8 3/8 I'd say it's 8 1/2 just to sound bigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by CowPimp
    Haha, what's the real quote? Something like he who sacrifices liberty for temporary security deerves neither?
    Close: Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    Close: Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.
    WRONG.........
    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."






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    No need to yell.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806
    WRONG.........
    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Okay, I had the right idea. Heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    Close: Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.

    So you deserve neither.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    So you deserve neither.
    Shut it, worm.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Where's Jodi when you need her. Jodi ban this fool for another day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Where's Jodi when you need her. Jodi ban this fool for another day.


    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Maybe in this case "your penis is too big" is just a polite way of saying "you suck at this, so get off me."
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