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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Preparing and cooking a meal together is very erotic and sensual.....and telling your woman how you feel is a good thing......as long as you don't cry or whine like a bitch when you do it.
    Oh shit, so maybe the crying was a bit too much?
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    I think the guy who said lick her was correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepper
    I think the guy who said lick her was correct.

    Sometimes you got to put your hard hat on, grab your lunch pale, get down there and go to work.
    Couldn't have said it better myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    once your done cooking her dinner, talking about your feelings with her, you can cut your balls off and throw them in the garbage because you wont need them anymore!
    Whatever gets you off, Myk :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Preparing and cooking a meal together is very erotic and sensual.....and telling your woman how you feel is a good thing......as long as you don't cry or whine like a bitch when you do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Suck her toes, lawl.
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    Buy her a vibrator? I don't know never had to deal with not turning them on...
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepper
    I think the guy who said lick her was correct.

    Sometimes you got to put your hard hat on, grab your lunch pale, get down there and go to work.
    Won't need the lunch pale this time though

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Buy her a vibrator? I don't know never had to deal with not turning them on...
    thats cuz urr soo hawt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    thats cuz urr soo hawt!
    No it's cause I'm an IM member with a 10 inch cawk and 320 IQ.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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