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08-07-2006, 06:01 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Ugly mans guide to getting laid...
Foreman have you bought this? Or did you write it...
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08-07-2006, 06:30 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Dude that reminds me of a story...
One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that.
After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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Well?? Did you stop and take his money? Originally Posted by SuperFlex
Dude that reminds me of a story...
One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...
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Tell us the truth. You were out cruising in your softball uniform looking for some action. The rest of the story tells itself.
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08-07-2006, 08:12 PM #6Monochromatic Bunny
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WTF! If I say chair or any ordinary thing, does that trigger another story like that? Originally Posted by SuperFlex
Dude that reminds me of a story...
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08-07-2006, 08:39 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I hate this site!
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08-07-2006, 09:12 PM #8cat burglar
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Don't be a hater. It will just eat you up inside, turn you into someone you don't want to be. Be as Foreman is: pure love.
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HAHA Thats a little strange. Originally Posted by SuperFlex
Dude that reminds me of a story...
One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...
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Choke a bitch lol... chappelle?? Originally Posted by SuperFlex
Dude that reminds me of a story...
One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...
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I miss that negro. Originally Posted by KataKlysm954
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