Ugly mans guide to getting laid...

SuperFlex · 08-07-2006, 06:01 PM

Foreman have you bought this? Or did you write it...

TJ Cline · 08-07-2006, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Foreman have you bought this? Or did you write it...

SuperFlex · 08-07-2006, 06:30 PM

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that.

After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

min0 lee · 08-07-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that.

After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

Well?? Did you stop and take his money?

Bakerboy · 08-07-2006, 08:07 PM

Tell us the truth. You were out cruising in your softball uniform looking for some action. The rest of the story tells itself.

Vieope · 08-07-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Dude that reminds me of a story...

WTF! If I say chair or any ordinary thing, does that trigger another story like that?

SuperFlex · 08-07-2006, 08:39 PM

I hate this site!

Bakerboy · 08-07-2006, 09:12 PM

Don't be a hater. It will just eat you up inside, turn you into someone you don't want to be. Be as Foreman is: pure love.

blink0 · 08-10-2006, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that.

After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

HAHA Thats a little strange.

KataKlysm954 · 09-06-2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that.

After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

Choke a bitch lol... chappelle??

SuperFlex · 09-06-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KataKlysm954

Choke a bitch lol... chappelle??

I miss that negro.

08-07-2006, 06:01 PM	#1
SuperFlex Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,321	Ugly mans guide to getting laid... Foreman have you bought this? Or did you write it...
	May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

08-07-2006, 06:30 PM	#3
SuperFlex Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,321	Dude that reminds me of a story... One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...
	May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

08-07-2006, 08:39 PM	#7
SuperFlex Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,321	I hate this site!
	May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

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08-07-2006, 08:07 PM	#5
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	Tell us the truth. You were out cruising in your softball uniform looking for some action. The rest of the story tells itself.

08-07-2006, 09:12 PM	#8
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	Don't be a hater. It will just eat you up inside, turn you into someone you don't want to be. Be as Foreman is: pure love.