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  1. 05-09-2002, 03:06 PM #1
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    Porno gone wrong - haiku

    Let's have some fun! Make up a haiku of porn scenes gone
    wrong. I know, I'm bored.

    Rules of haiku;

    5
    7
    5

    Ok, here we go.

    The camera zooms in

    Taping every grunt and groan

    Bumps into his a$$
    -----------

    guy banging chicks ass

    she hikes up her dress further

    oh god shes a he
    ------------------

    slut moans, all holes filled

    best tape I ever jacked to

    oh fuck, that's my mom
    ------------

    Horsecock deepthroated

    Kuso vommits on stallion

    Gets kicked in the head
    -----------------

    Anal Cum Junkies,

    Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt

    Broke my dick on those
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  3. 05-09-2002, 03:49 PM #2
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    LMAO i'll try to make some up but i'm to lazy to right now lol
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
    |----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|---|----|
    <- that way about 20 more pounds!
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  4. 05-09-2002, 06:38 PM #3
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    ah the eighties

    the scrambled playboy channel

    hey was that a boob?
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    celebrity sex,

    is usually pretty good

    oprah dont film yours!!
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  5. 05-30-2002, 02:25 PM #4
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    Close up, doggy-style

    Couple in a warm embrace

    Gives her donkey punch!
    ---------------------

    Rent a new movie

    Someone's tossing thier salad

    Pan out, it's two guys!
    ---------------------------

    I stole the next ones.
    -----------------------

    I bite your nipples

    You writhe like a snake in heat

    Wish i knew your name
    ------------------------------

    I stay up all night,

    Composing dirty haiku.

    I really need a life.
    -----------------------------

    A camel cover

    On her terms, no one else's

    She can show the world
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  6. 05-31-2002, 02:50 PM #5
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
    I Believe in the Impossible!!!
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  7. 05-31-2002, 02:53 PM #6
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  8. 06-04-2002, 11:23 PM #7
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    Stop filming, he's hurt
    He cut his forearm badly
    Or fist-fucked too deep

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    BJ causes tears
    When the girl wears sharp braces
    She flossed with a vein


    (I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)
    It's not just a sport, it's a lifestyle!
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  9. 06-05-2002, 12:06 AM #8
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    Originally posted by Showdown
    BJ causes tears
    When the girl wears sharp braces
    She flossed with a vein


    (I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)
    Oh my God, that is great! I'm laughing my ass off!
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  10. 06-05-2002, 12:33 AM #9
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    Running your tongue in circles
    thinking she's kinda dry
    Shyt, that's the carpet!
    Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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  11. 06-05-2002, 12:37 AM #10
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    Originally posted by lean_n_76er
    Running your tongue in circles
    thinking she's kinda dry
    Shyt, that's the carpet!
    Ha ha ha!
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  12. 11-21-2002, 02:56 PM #11
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    I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

    Any moron can
    write haiku, just stop at the
    seventeeth syllab

    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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  13. 11-21-2002, 05:52 PM #12
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    Originally posted by ALBOB
    I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

    Any moron can
    write haiku, just stop at the
    seventeeth syllab

    Now that's fuking funny!
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  14. 11-21-2002, 05:57 PM #13
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    Except this moron can't count...
    (18 syllables)
    Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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  15. 11-22-2002, 12:01 AM #14
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    (woman moaning)
    yes yes yes faster
    faster faster faster...fuck...
    thrusting, not cuming
    "I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment."
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  16. 11-22-2002, 12:32 AM #15
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    u must have been really bored!
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    Originally posted by Dero
    Except this moron can't count...
    (18 syllables)
    5
    7
    +5
    ____
    17

    (Read mine again CAREFULLY and pay attention to the last line that ends in"sylab" NOT sylable.)


    You moron.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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