Porno gone wrong - haiku

mmafiter · 05-09-2002, 04:06 PM

Let's have some fun! Make up a haiku of porn scenes gone
wrong. I know, I'm bored.

Rules of haiku;

5
7
5

Ok, here we go.

The camera zooms in

Taping every grunt and groan

Bumps into his a$$
-----------

guy banging chicks ass

she hikes up her dress further

oh god shes a he
------------------

slut moans, all holes filled

best tape I ever jacked to

oh fuck, that's my mom
------------

Horsecock deepthroated

Kuso vommits on stallion

Gets kicked in the head
-----------------

Anal Cum Junkies,

Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt

Broke my dick on those
---------

CRASHMAN · 05-09-2002, 04:49 PM

LMAO i'll try to make some up but i'm to lazy to right now lol

mmafiter · 05-09-2002, 07:38 PM

ah the eighties

the scrambled playboy channel

hey was that a boob?
------------

celebrity sex,

is usually pretty good

oprah dont film yours!!
----------

mmafiter · 05-30-2002, 03:25 PM

Close up, doggy-style

Couple in a warm embrace

Gives her donkey punch!
---------------------

Rent a new movie

Someone's tossing thier salad

Pan out, it's two guys!

---------------------------

I stole the next ones.

-----------------------

I bite your nipples

You writhe like a snake in heat

Wish i knew your name
------------------------------

I stay up all night,

Composing dirty haiku.

I really need a life.
-----------------------------

A camel cover

On her terms, no one else's

She can show the world
--------------------------

Stacey · 05-31-2002, 03:50 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

sawheet · 05-31-2002, 03:53 PM

A dirty sanchez

Showdown · 06-05-2002, 12:23 AM

Stop filming, he's hurt
He cut his forearm badly
Or fist-fucked too deep

---------

BJ causes tears
When the girl wears sharp braces
She flossed with a vein

(I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)

mmafiter · 06-05-2002, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Showdown
BJ causes tears
When the girl wears sharp braces
She flossed with a vein

(I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)

Oh my God, that is great! I'm laughing my ass off!

lean_n_76er · 06-05-2002, 01:33 AM

Running your tongue in circles
thinking she's kinda dry
Shyt, that's the carpet!

mmafiter · 06-05-2002, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lean_n_76er
Running your tongue in circles
thinking she's kinda dry
Shyt, that's the carpet!

Ha ha ha!

ALBOB · 11-21-2002, 03:56 PM

I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

Any moron can
write haiku, just stop at the
seventeeth syllab

w8lifter · 11-21-2002, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

Any moron can
write haiku, just stop at the
seventeeth syllab

Now that's fuking funny!

Dero · 11-21-2002, 06:57 PM

Except this moron can't count...
(18 syllables)

coleman · 11-22-2002, 01:01 AM

(woman moaning)
yes yes yes faster
faster faster faster...fuck...
thrusting, not cuming

david · 11-22-2002, 01:32 AM

u must have been really bored!

ALBOB · 11-22-2002, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dero
Except this moron can't count...
(18 syllables)

5
7
+5
____
17

(Read mine again CAREFULLY and pay attention to the last line that ends in"sylab" NOT sylable.)

You moron.

05-09-2002, 04:06 PM	#1
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	Porno gone wrong - haiku Let's have some fun! Make up a haiku of porn scenes gone wrong. I know, I'm bored. Rules of haiku; 5 7 5 Ok, here we go. The camera zooms in Taping every grunt and groan Bumps into his a$$ ----------- guy banging chicks ass she hikes up her dress further oh god shes a he ------------------ slut moans, all holes filled best tape I ever jacked to oh fuck, that's my mom ------------ Horsecock deepthroated Kuso vommits on stallion Gets kicked in the head ----------------- Anal Cum Junkies, Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt Broke my dick on those ---------

05-09-2002, 04:49 PM	#2
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	LMAO i'll try to make some up but i'm to lazy to right now lol 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

05-31-2002, 03:50 PM	#5
Stacey Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 10,590 Photos: 23	LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I Believe in the Impossible!!!

05-31-2002, 03:53 PM	#6
sawheet JB'Os THONG Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 1,137 Photos: 8	A dirty sanchez Climb high, climb far; your goal the sky, your aim, the stars

06-05-2002, 12:23 AM	#7
Showdown My brain itches! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Arizona Posts: 101	Stop filming, he's hurt He cut his forearm badly Or fist-fucked too deep --------- BJ causes tears When the girl wears sharp braces She flossed with a vein (I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...) It's not just a sport, it's a lifestyle!

05-09-2002, 07:38 PM	#3
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	ah the eighties the scrambled playboy channel hey was that a boob? ------------ celebrity sex, is usually pretty good oprah dont film yours!! ----------

05-30-2002, 03:25 PM	#4
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	Close up, doggy-style Couple in a warm embrace Gives her donkey punch! --------------------- Rent a new movie Someone's tossing thier salad Pan out, it's two guys! --------------------------- I stole the next ones. ----------------------- I bite your nipples You writhe like a snake in heat Wish i knew your name ------------------------------ I stay up all night, Composing dirty haiku. I really need a life. ----------------------------- A camel cover On her terms, no one else's She can show the world --------------------------

06-05-2002, 01:33 AM	#9
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	Running your tongue in circles thinking she's kinda dry Shyt, that's the carpet! Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

11-21-2002, 03:56 PM	#11
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,385	I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you: Any moron can write haiku, just stop at the seventeeth syllab Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

11-21-2002, 06:57 PM	#13
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,780 Photos: 6	Except this moron can't count... (18 syllables) Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

11-22-2002, 01:01 AM	#14
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	(woman moaning) yes yes yes faster faster faster faster...fuck... thrusting, not cuming "I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

11-22-2002, 01:32 AM	#15
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	u must have been really bored!

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