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Old 10-30-2006, 04:14 PM   #31
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So THIS IS where my old bud John H went to.
You GUYS ACTUALLY PUT UP WITH HIM Huh?

Damn someday I gotta get to meadeville to PAY ole Johnny boy a visit.
hahahahahaha......
John will remember me eventually if HE THINKS hard enough.
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:16 PM   #32
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So THIS IS where my old bud John H went to.
You GUYS ACTUALLY PUT UP WITH HIM Huh?

Damn someday I gotta get to meadeville to PAY ole Johnny boy a visit.
hahahahahaha......
John will remember me eventually if HE THINKS hard enough.
do you know him in person or just from the internet??
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:20 PM   #33
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do you know him in person or just from the internet??
I have known this fruit for around 8 or more years from the internet. But... I live within distance of him and may pay him a visit to show everyone the fake he really is. I can find him through his IP address which I should be able to get easy enough............ A few calls and searches and bam there it is..
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:21 PM   #34
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OOOPPPss now he may know who I am for sure from that last post.....
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:22 PM   #35
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I have known this fruit for around 8 or more years from the internet. But... I live within distance of him and may pay him a visit to show everyone the fake he really is. I can find him through his IP address which I should be able to get easy enough............ A few calls and searches and bam there it is..
did you know he has an 11 inch penis?? is that why you followed him here?
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:25 PM   #36
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did you know he has an 11 inch penis?? is that why you followed him here?
So he says...
I hear he also likes construction men, Do you work construction?
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:28 PM   #37
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So he says...
I hear he also likes construction men, Do you work construction?
no sorry! so why do you want tio meet him so bad?
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:31 PM   #38
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no sorry! so why do you want tio meet him so bad?
Don't really want to meet him, ever have someone you just want to beat the shit out of?
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:32 PM   #39
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Don't really want to meet him, ever have someone you just want to beat the shit out of?
why do you want to beat the shit out of him???
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:38 PM   #40
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why do you want to beat the shit out of him???
The question was, did you ever have someone you wanted to beat the shit out of?
No real reason just beacuse?
John is a fake and always has been one. John and I go way back. He rubs people the wrong way.
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Old 10-30-2006, 04:46 PM   #41
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The question was, did you ever have someone you wanted to beat the shit out of?
No real reason just beacuse?
John is a fake and always has been one. John and I go way back. He rubs people the wrong way.
I have no idea how he rubs people and dont care to find out. He has always been a popular member here. a little quirky sure, but he got along with everyone for the most part!
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Old 10-30-2006, 05:29 PM   #42
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A popular member or a tolerated member?
Enjoy him if you want, I myself do not care for the person. Lets leave it at that.
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I find him annoying.
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I find him annoying.
nobody cares!
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You're a fruit.

True story.
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Old 10-30-2006, 09:46 PM   #46
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You're a fruit.

True story.
how did you know about that???


and how did you know about that???


your suspect!
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Old 10-30-2006, 09:49 PM   #47
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This conversation is almost certainly going somewhere intellectual.
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not if I can help it!
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What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:06 PM   #53
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It should!
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my body feels like a big hard penis too

Hi Little Wing,

Seriously, I hope so for your sake!

It SHOULD if you do what I hope you will!!! You will see for yourself and you will experience that feeling throughout your entire body. Imagine the Muscle you will have and have earned!! Any Man that will honestly work to be his very best will have this feeling throughout his entire body. Look at the advantages. Look at how damn healthy you will BE!!! GO FOR IT Buddy!!! Let me know how you are doing!!!

Take Care, John H.
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:08 PM   #54
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I didn't know you "had it in ya"
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YES! After totday's workout MY ENTIRE BODY - TOTALLY - FELT LIKE A GIANT PENIS! It was GREAT! I felt like just like when I feel when I'm JERKING OFF FOR 2 HOURS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, STARRING AT MY COCK! It's like EVERY FIBER, EVERY MUSCLE, is ejaculating ALL OVER THE CARPET!

This stuff WORKS! Another good tip: when in the gym, you should THINK OF STROKING YOUR PENIS! Try looking at the other SWEATING MUSCULAR MEN WORKING OUT to help yourself. You should continually think of JERKING THAT DICK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WHEN TRAINING!

Believe me, EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY FIBER will benefit from this. YOUR ENTIRE RIPPED BODY!

Take care,
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Hi Witchbade,

I didn't know you "had it in ya" Buddy!!!

Take Care - HONESTLY, John H.
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My cock just exploded.

Hi Big,

WHICH ONE!!?? Hopefully for you - BOTH!!!!

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Old 11-27-2006, 04:28 PM   #56
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Dorian?
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So THIS IS where my old bud John H went to.
You GUYS ACTUALLY PUT UP WITH HIM Huh?

Damn someday I gotta get to meadeville to PAY ole Johnny boy a visit.
hahahahahaha......
John will remember me eventually if HE THINKS hard enough.

DORIAN? A former "mod" on Bodybuilding.com? If it is you, do you remember when I sent you private messages in response to yours you sent to me trying to help you out through your personal problems and how you would say one thing to me and totally opposite to others on the Board to try to discredit me and have others think things that are not true about me? I was Man enough to NOT say what it was YOU TOLD ME in confidence and the personal problems you were having - all I tried to do was honestly try to help you out. And to UNDERSTAND the situation you found yourself in as it was... What YOU DID was lie about me on the forum and say things attributing them to me I NEVER SAID. I took what you told me as serious and that you wanted help. All I tried to do was HELP YOU one Human Being to another and have you understand that what you told me HAPPENED TO YOU did NOT reflect ALL people and that you should NOT feel bad about yourself but look at the incident as it was - something done by someone who only wanted to use others and that it had no bearing on you as a Man and as a person. And did not reflect how most people treat others.

What I said on that Forum at Bodybuilding.com WAS AND IS TRUE - what is left of what I said that has not been deleted - or changed to look as if I said it - by those "in charge" of that Board. I have nothing to hide and no reason to tell lies - about anything - certainly not about myself for sure. If you will remember RIGHT I said my cock was 10 5/8" long NOT 11". Come measure me and see for yourself - or maybe your "ruler" isn't that big or you can't "figure"... . If you are going to quote something someone said you really need to learn how to do that ACCURATELY AND HONESTLY. I use this as an example as to how YOU GET THINGS WRONG not as a way to brag about myself. In all honesty if you are Dorian you did yourself a disfavor and dishonored yourself, not me. I am merely a Man trying to help what I thought was another Man in trouble and honestly needed advice and help.

And about "paying me a visit" - you did say that to me in a PM and you did actually threaten me - I bet you didn't tell others on that Board you did that and I bet you didn't show what WAS ACTUALLY SAID BY ME responding to what YOU DID SAY. I am not at all "worried" about you "visiting me". I have had others try.... I will say YOU WILL REMEMBER VERY WELL if you "visit" - I make DAMN SURE people REMEMBER WELL.... Threaten all you want....

John H.
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Read this as a Mature Person....
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Before you read what I have to say I am WARNING YOU - you must read this as a Man and as a Man who is mature. If you can not please do NOT read what I have to say here:

MUSCLE - that is GUARANTEED - it IS to EVERY MAN who will honestly work for (earn) it. His VERY BEST and TOTALLY!!! That includes proper rest, proper nutrition, and proper exercises done properly from the start through to the finish and with every exercise.

The benefits: (WARNING) do NOT read further if you can not read this as a Mature Man:

Guys, you know what it is like to jack off. I want you to think about that very carefully and read this through carefully and THINK - you will see why I am saying what I am saying I believe and understand why I am putting it this way:

When jacking off (masturbating) you should take a very very long time. You should be sure you are in a place where you will not be interrupted until you have done what you have set out to do - THOROUGHLY! What I want you to THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT is WHILE YOU ARE jacking off THINK about the ENTIRE deed from start to finish CAREFULLY. Look at yourself WHILE you are jacking off. See the veins, see the hardness, etc. FEEL yourself very carefully - but do NOT blow off. DO NOT!!!!

NOW, imagine how your ENTIRE BODY WILL FEEL when you have ACHIEVED what you set out to do - BUILD THE VERY BEST MUSCLE a MAN CAN BUILD throughout his ENTIRE BODY - EVERY FIBER OF EVERY MUSCLE. And REMEMBER that MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - you WILL because you are honest about your intentions and your workouts and you follow through to SUCCESS which IS GUARANTEED EVERY MAN!!!

What does that TOTAL FITNESS feel like - remember what it feels like - what your cock feels like JUST BEFORE YOU blow off - well your ENTIRE BODY SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY AND IT WILL if you TRULY WORK OUT and DO THE VERY BEST YOU CAN - your ENTIRE BODY WILL BE ITS VERY BEST and that FEELING YOU WILL HAVE OVERALL WILL BE just as your cock feels immediately before you blow off. Your ENTIRE BODY will be super chiseled and rock hard and beautifully ripped!!! And THAT WILL EXPRESS your TOTAL FITNESS and your SUCCESS!!! Something to BE VERY PROUD OF!!!!!!!

Wouldn't you WANT TO BE THAT HEALTHY - TOTALLY - your ENTIRE BODY - well if you will follow through honestly you WILL HAVE THAT FEELING ALL OVER! And you will be DAMN GLAD you did work out to BE your very best!!!

Trust me!!! DO IT!!! AND STAY WITH IT!!!! It IS truly the one gift a Man can give to himself - the most important gift a gift that is lifelong - and a gift also to those who truly care about him.

GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!!

Take Care, John H.
I asked respectfully anyone that would read the post I originally made above to read it as a Mature person and very carefully and to understand it accurately. I stand by what I have said. It is true and accurate and honest. To know that for yourself you need to DO what I suggested all MEN that HONESTLY want to BE their very best DO - and DO HONESTLY throughout their entire life. Because it is truly the very best gift a Man can give himself and those that truly care about him. See for yourself - then tell me....

Take Care, John H.
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