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09-22-2006, 04:50 PM
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Muscle - Guaranteed
Before you read what I have to say I am WARNING YOU - you must read this as a Man and as a Man who is mature. If you can not please do NOT read what I have to say here:
MUSCLE - that is GUARANTEED - it IS to EVERY MAN who will honestly work for (earn) it. His VERY BEST and TOTALLY!!! That includes proper rest, proper nutrition, and proper exercises done properly from the start through to the finish and with every exercise. The benefits: (WARNING) do NOT read further if you can not read this as a Mature Man: Guys, you know what it is like to jack off. I want you to think about that very carefully and read this through carefully and THINK - you will see why I am saying what I am saying I believe and understand why I am putting it this way: When jacking off (masturbating) you should take a very very long time. You should be sure you are in a place where you will not be interrupted until you have done what you have set out to do - THOROUGHLY! What I want you to THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT is WHILE YOU ARE jacking off THINK about the ENTIRE deed from start to finish CAREFULLY. Look at yourself WHILE you are jacking off. See the veins, see the hardness, etc. FEEL yourself very carefully - but do NOT blow off. DO NOT!!!! NOW, imagine how your ENTIRE BODY WILL FEEL when you have ACHIEVED what you set out to do - BUILD THE VERY BEST MUSCLE a MAN CAN BUILD throughout his ENTIRE BODY - EVERY FIBER OF EVERY MUSCLE. And REMEMBER that MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - you WILL because you are honest about your intentions and your workouts and you follow through to SUCCESS which IS GUARANTEED EVERY MAN!!! What does that TOTAL FITNESS feel like - remember what it feels like - what your cock feels like JUST BEFORE YOU blow off - well your ENTIRE BODY SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY AND IT WILL if you TRULY WORK OUT and DO THE VERY BEST YOU CAN - your ENTIRE BODY WILL BE ITS VERY BEST and that FEELING YOU WILL HAVE OVERALL WILL BE just as your cock feels immediately before you blow off. Your ENTIRE BODY will be super chiseled and rock hard and beautifully ripped!!! And THAT WILL EXPRESS your TOTAL FITNESS and your SUCCESS!!! Something to BE VERY PROUD OF!!!!!!! Wouldn't you WANT TO BE THAT HEALTHY - TOTALLY - your ENTIRE BODY - well if you will follow through honestly you WILL HAVE THAT FEELING ALL OVER! And you will be DAMN GLAD you did work out to BE your very best!!! Trust me!!! DO IT!!! AND STAY WITH IT!!!! It IS truly the one gift a Man can give to himself - the most important gift a gift that is lifelong - and a gift also to those who truly care about him. GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H. |
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09-22-2006, 04:57 PM
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my god....
Don't be trying to draw a parallel between wacking off and working out. Homo. |
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09-22-2006, 05:18 PM
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If you READ this as a Mature person you would see what I am talking about - the FEELING and the TOTAL FITNESS you will ACHIEVE by DOING HONESTLY!! Have you ever wacked off? If you have - as most Men have - you would UNDERSTAND THAT FEELING - and then you could then project THAT FEELING - AND WILL HAVE THAT FEELING - throughout your ENTIRE BODY IF you will DO - HONESTLY - with regard to working out - which is my message expecially to Guys who are only "half" working out and not really putting their ALL into their workouts. Working out REQUIRES HONESTY AND FOLLOW-THROUGH and I am trying to have others UNDERSTAND the FEELING a Man WILL ACHIEVE if he will DO what he MUST DO to HAVE - ACHIEVE - "THAT FEELING"!!! Surely you could UNDERSTAND that, can't you? Take Care, John H. |
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09-22-2006, 05:49 PM
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fiendish thingy
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So this is what Arnold was talking about, "Coming in the gym, coming at home, coming when I pose in front of 5000 people. I'm coming day and night."
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09-22-2006, 07:05 PM
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Good stuff John
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09-23-2006, 08:49 AM
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YES! After totday's workout MY ENTIRE BODY - TOTALLY - FELT LIKE A GIANT PENIS! It was GREAT! I felt like just like when I feel when I'm JERKING OFF FOR 2 HOURS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, STARRING AT MY COCK! It's like EVERY FIBER, EVERY MUSCLE, is ejaculating ALL OVER THE CARPET!
This stuff WORKS! Another good tip: when in the gym, you should THINK OF STROKING YOUR PENIS! Try looking at the other SWEATING MUSCULAR MEN WORKING OUT to help yourself. You should continually think of JERKING THAT DICK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WHEN TRAINING! Believe me, EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY FIBER will benefit from this. YOUR ENTIRE RIPPED BODY! Take care, Witchblade |
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09-23-2006, 04:04 PM
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09-23-2006, 04:57 PM
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My cock just exploded.
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09-23-2006, 05:00 PM
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09-23-2006, 10:12 PM
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There is tantric sex and preserving the chi. I don't think he described it very well.
Ok I am not an expert, however I think in aryuvedic(sp) medicine, all energy comes from the base or (giggles) ROOT chakra, so generating more energy from this area could be beneficial. This is all esoteric swirly hippie new age yet old school far eastern stuff x x x T |
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09-23-2006, 10:17 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Tantric is old school...
Our modern, fast food, 1000mbps, society wants multiple exploding orgasms, and it wants it by yesterday afternoon Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! Last edited by The Monkey Man : 09-23-2006 at 10:38 PM. |
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09-23-2006, 10:35 PM
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 In a pill or available during your lunch break x x x T |
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09-23-2006, 10:38 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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 Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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09-23-2006, 10:44 PM
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I just threw up
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09-23-2006, 10:45 PM
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Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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09-25-2006, 01:49 AM
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this thread is 99% bs
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09-25-2006, 04:28 AM
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ok done it now what??
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09-25-2006, 05:23 PM
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I love jerking off as much as the next guy, but this is borderline creepy.
Good Day
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09-26-2006, 10:56 AM
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I can tell ya what I said is ABSOLUTELY TRUE! SEE for yourself - by DOING! Muscle IS GUARANTEED - the VERY BEST A MAN CAN EARN for himself and while I did not go into great "detail" (for "safety" reasons   ) the end results will MOST DEFINITELY BE as I "conservatively" described THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE BODY - SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!! I GUARANTEED YOU YOU WILL BE ONE VERY HAPPY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!Take Care, John H. |
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09-26-2006, 10:59 AM
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How so? If you DEVELOP your ENTIRE BODY to BE its VERY BEST you WILL HAVE AN ENTIRE BODY THAT IS AS I "conservatively" described. If you THOUGHT REAL HARD what I said as I asked in my first post you would totally understand what I am talking about and WANT THAT FEELING THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE BODY - BECAUSE you DID what is necessary to SUCCEED for yourself!!!! TRUST ME!!!!!! SEE FOR YOURSELF - EARN HONESTLY - AND SEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Take Care, John H. |
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09-26-2006, 11:04 AM
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I actually worked very hard to "tone" this DOWN so as not to "offend" anyone. To be very honest, I wanted to say a lot more - and in detail  - as "somekind of reminder" to those who may have "forgotten" and as a vehicle to catapult Men to BE THEIR VERY BEST BECAUSE THEY SURE AS HELL CAN BE - AS LONG AS THEY HONESTLY DO!!!!!!!Take Care, John H. |
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09-26-2006, 11:06 AM
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OK, I gotta ask ya, what 1% of this thread did you think was NOT "bs"? You can be "detailed" if you "like" Take Care, John H. |
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09-26-2006, 11:35 AM
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 wait a second ....123*^%! .. #@!@!@#!@  ... .. I made a wrong calculation  sorry but ..THIS THREAD IS 100 % PURE B.S. |
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09-26-2006, 05:20 PM
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Are you sure?
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So you are saying - after re-reading what I originally wrote and thinking real hard about what I wrote as it would affect your body's entire total health - you'd rather not pursue a straightforeword course into building your Body to BE the VERY BEST you CAN MAKE IT? I HOPE - SINCERELY - you will reconsider what IS BEING "offered" to you I can guarantee - you'd be DAMN HAPPY - because once you achieved what I described you'd be one very understanding Man - because YOU would be another of the MEN that have worked for what they "now possess"!!!! ..............I wish you luck!!! Take Care, John H. |
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09-26-2006, 07:13 PM
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 but no my friend i don't believe in this .. |
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09-27-2006, 09:13 AM
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Thats Dr. Keke to you!
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 This is what it would sound like if William Shatner was endorsing this program. |
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09-27-2006, 05:57 PM
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Hi Assassin, TRUST ME - you DO NOT KNOW what YOU ARE MISSING!!!!! SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!!! I GUARANTEE you will FIND OUT WITHOUT A DOUBT if you will only work out honestly and gain what I would want for all Men. Take Care, John H. |
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10-10-2006, 02:28 AM
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Mommmmmm, turn it down!!!
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my body feels like a big hard penis too
"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST -
GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H." 
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