ughhhh f*cking wet dream

stonev16 · 09-27-2006, 06:33 AM

so i havent had a wet dream in like 2 or 3 yrs, and i run into a ex gf that i used to bone like every other day..im not interested in her at all, she was a crazy bitch....we'd be int he grocery store n she wouldnt let me go with her through a line cause the cashier would be white n she didnt want me to talk to or look at her. we actualy broke up cause there was a girl walkin out infronta my truck and i watched her till she got to the other side of the road to be sure i didnt hit her. really wasnt checkint he girl out but i had to dump this girl casue she was convinced i was..... anyhow back to the story....so a huge reason i stayed with her was cause she was a freak. sooo early this mornin im asleep n all the sudden she comes in n starts tellin me ab fucking some girl. and before i know it shes doing a handstand iv got my hand up her stuff and shes lickin my nuts upside down....and then i woke up.....so fucking gross to wake up with jizz in your boxers... anyhow i hadnt had a wet dream in like 2 r 3 years what the hell gives? favorite pair a boxers out the window cause i dont generaly wear em if they get nut sprayed in em.

stonev16 · 09-27-2006, 07:46 AM

ohh and this ex gf was a abercrombie,sunglasshut,and versache model.....but again she was a crazzzzzy bitch pretty much all the time, n i like my new girl sooooo much more cause she's normal and doesnt spazz out.

**Gazhole** · 09-27-2006, 12:14 PM

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i hope you feel better for sharing...

ReproMan · 09-27-2006, 12:44 PM

Yeah, great share. We are all healthier sexually because of this thread. Thanks.

Little Wing · 09-27-2006, 12:55 PM

i think you have issues if you throw out your underwear if they get cum in them. it's really not disgusting and doesn't stain or anything. i hope you don't throw out girlfriends when you "jizz" on them. common sense if it'll wash off a girl you can wash it off your boxers. jeeze.

Little Wing · 09-27-2006, 12:55 PM

n wet dreams are a good thing.

NeilPearson · 09-27-2006, 01:12 PM

They make washing machines these days... no need to throw out your underwear.

Really I think the fact that you would even consider throwing them out is really the issue here. Seek professional help!

fufu · 09-27-2006, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

They make washing machines these days... no need to throw out your underwear.

Really I think the fact that you would even consider throwing them out is really the issue here. Seek professional help!

**I Are Baboon** · 09-27-2006, 04:21 PM

Yeah, WTF is with throwing out your boxers? All of mine would probably glow if you held them up to a UV light.

TJ Cline · 09-27-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonev16

so i havent had a wet dream in like 2 or 3 yrs, and i run into a ex gf that i used to bone like every other day..im not interested in her at all, she was a crazy bitch....we'd be int he grocery store n she wouldnt let me go with her through a line cause the cashier would be white n she didnt want me to talk to or look at her. we actualy broke up cause there was a girl walkin out infronta my truck and i watched her till she got to the other side of the road to be sure i didnt hit her. really wasnt checkint he girl out but i had to dump this girl casue she was convinced i was..... anyhow back to the story....so a huge reason i stayed with her was cause she was a freak. sooo early this mornin im asleep n all the sudden she comes in n starts tellin me ab fucking some girl. and before i know it shes doing a handstand iv got my hand up her stuff and shes lickin my nuts upside down....and then i woke up.....so fucking gross to wake up with jizz in your boxers... anyhow i hadnt had a wet dream in like 2 r 3 years what the hell gives? favorite pair a boxers out the window cause i dont generaly wear em if they get nut sprayed in em.

Your English is atrocious!

SuperFlex · 09-27-2006, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i think you have issues if you throw out your underwear if they get cum in them. it's really not disgusting and doesn't stain or anything. i hope you don't throw out girlfriends when you "jizz" on them. common sense if it'll wash off a girl you can wash it off your boxers. jeeze.

Damn Little Wing, you're on a roll in sexual health.

Sometimes I use a pair of panties, I mean boxers, just for a catchers net... Like if I'm at the computer and some hot chick starts talking about using butt plugs and stuff. If nothing else is around, well hey, drop em and use em...

Btw, I wish wet dreams ended at puberty, but they don't. That's why I wash so many boxers...

JimSnow · 09-29-2006, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Are Baboon

Yeah, WTF is with throwing out your boxers? All of mine would probably glow if you held them up to a UV light.

LOL.

MyK · 09-29-2006, 12:00 PM

I just lost 2 minutes of my life!

NeilPearson · 09-29-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Btw, I wish wet dreams ended at puberty, but they don't. That's why I wash so many boxers...

If you wack enough, you shouldn't have too much trouble with wet dreams

bigss75 · 09-29-2006, 01:56 PM

Never had a wet dream in my life, guess I beat it too much.

TJ Cline · 09-29-2006, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigss75

Never had a wet dream in my life, guess I beat it too much.

Most Republicans are too uptight to have wet dreams.

bigss75 · 09-29-2006, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Most Republicans are too uptight to have wet dreams.

Well that explains it

SuperFlex · 09-29-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

If you wack enough, you shouldn't have too much trouble with wet dreams

That's what I was saying...

09-27-2006, 06:33 AM	#1
stonev16 leftnutknockout Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the shed Posts: 182	*ughhhh fcking wet dream BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS** High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com so i havent had a wet dream in like 2 or 3 yrs, and i run into a ex gf that i used to bone like every other day..im not interested in her at all, she was a crazy bitch....we'd be int he grocery store n she wouldnt let me go with her through a line cause the cashier would be white n she didnt want me to talk to or look at her. we actualy broke up cause there was a girl walkin out infronta my truck and i watched her till she got to the other side of the road to be sure i didnt hit her. really wasnt checkint he girl out but i had to dump this girl casue she was convinced i was..... anyhow back to the story....so a huge reason i stayed with her was cause she was a freak. sooo early this mornin im asleep n all the sudden she comes in n starts tellin me ab fucking some girl. and before i know it shes doing a handstand iv got my hand up her stuff and shes lickin my nuts upside down....and then i woke up.....so fucking gross to wake up with jizz in your boxers... anyhow i hadnt had a wet dream in like 2 r 3 years what the hell gives? favorite pair a boxers out the window cause i dont generaly wear em if they get nut sprayed in em.
	currently 155 lbs ......goal 165 by november (thanks for the help )

09-27-2006, 07:46 AM	#2
stonev16 leftnutknockout Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the shed Posts: 182	ohh and this ex gf was a abercrombie,sunglasshut,and versache model.....but again she was a crazzzzzy bitch pretty much all the time, n i like my new girl sooooo much more cause she's normal and doesnt spazz out.
	currently 155 lbs ......goal 165 by november (thanks for the help )

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09-27-2006, 12:44 PM	#4
ReproMan Señor Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Stuart, FL Posts: 6,382	Yeah, great share. We are all healthier sexually because of this thread. Thanks.

09-27-2006, 12:55 PM	#5
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 20,827 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	i think you have issues if you throw out your underwear if they get cum in them. it's really not disgusting and doesn't stain or anything. i hope you don't throw out girlfriends when you "jizz" on them. common sense if it'll wash off a girl you can wash it off your boxers. jeeze.

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NeilPearson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,204	They make washing machines these days... no need to throw out your underwear. Really I think the fact that you would even consider throwing them out is really the issue here. Seek professional help!

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I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 10,737 Photos: 10	Yeah, WTF is with throwing out your boxers? All of mine would probably glow if you held them up to a UV light.

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MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	I just lost 2 minutes of my life!

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bigss75 Let Me See Yo Grill Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,123	Never had a wet dream in my life, guess I beat it too much.