Do you eat p**sy?

DOMS · 10-16-2006, 11:37 AM

Oh, shit...

fufu · 10-16-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

min0 lee · 10-16-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fufu

That's the short version, I had to get it in before this thread was over.

fufu · 10-16-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

That's the short version, I had to get it in before this thread was over.

orly? :

fUnc17 · 10-16-2006, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by viet_jon

maybe I didn't do it right, but it was a first time.......

but when you suk, your bound to inhale some curly pubes. True Story.

suck!!!!????? inhale!?!?

oh my god...

viet_jon · 10-16-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by fUnc17

suck!!!!????? inhale!?!?

oh my god...

suck here

inhale is not meant to be taken literally. LIke someone saying, "wow, you inhaled that burger."

Triple Threat · 10-16-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by viet_jon

I looked up, she was squirming and her eyes were rolling back.

Are you sure she wasn't having a convulsion?

viet_jon · 10-16-2006, 03:53 PM

LoL.............

could of been. Or she's a really good actor.

min0 lee · 10-16-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat

Are you sure she wasn't having a convulsion?

DOMS · 10-16-2006, 03:58 PM

Okay, I think I've figured out the problem.

Well, some girls, when they orgasm, let out a small poo nugget. Maybe he was eating her out and she "brown bearded" him?

...

That may have been too much.

Little Wing · 10-16-2006, 04:05 PM

not anymore.

viet_jon · 10-16-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

Okay, I think I've figured out the problem.

Well, some girls, when they orgasm, let out a small poo nugget. Maybe he was eating her out and she "brown bearded" him?

...

That may have been too much.

if true, that might've turned me on.

**IainDaniel** · 10-16-2006, 04:13 PM

So then if you like the brown beard Toss her salad and skip that pussy altogether.

I am thinking you are gay more and more now.

viet_jon · 10-16-2006, 04:23 PM

It was a joke Iain.

I would definatly not get turned on for having shit wiped over my face.

however, I do have many sexual dreams/desires for anal sex (with a girl of course). If that makes me gay, then that's that. I like what I like.

viet_jon · 10-16-2006, 04:25 PM

EWWWW!!!!!!!!!! I missed the toss salad part.

I'll pass up on that.

BigPapaPump68 · 10-16-2006, 05:06 PM

Maybe your eating bad pussy? If it's the smell that bothers you, or to keep you more interested, there is this stuff put out by a company called "wet" get it in kiwi strawberry at your local drug store. And as for anal sex, it is very worth it for everyone to try. A quote from foreman "If she does not do anal sex, then she is 100% worthless"

Triple Threat · 10-16-2006, 05:12 PM

Something tells me viet jon will not be getting his red wings any time soon.

BigPapaPump68 · 10-16-2006, 05:14 PM

The earning of a mans "red wings" are something that he should never forget.

Seanp156 · 10-16-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jodi

Oh yes you are!

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Originally Posted by Jodi

Yes it does!

Wow Jodi, you're awesome.... Yeah... if you don't eat pussy, you're a fag IMO...

DOMS · 10-16-2006, 06:34 PM

Do you even know what that means?

viet_jon · 10-16-2006, 06:38 PM

sorry i had to delete that. I made my self look dum.

but no I don't, I assumed what it was by reading the post. but now I know.

nvr heard of it before.

DOMS · 10-16-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by viet_jon

sorry i had to delete that. I made my self look dum.

but no I don't, I assumed what it was by reading the post. but now I know.

nvr heard of it before.

It's when you eat a chick's snatch while she's on the rag.

viet_jon · 10-16-2006, 06:44 PM

yea i'm pussy eating newb, but no thankx!!

DOMS · 10-16-2006, 06:59 PM

Dude, it wasn't an offer.

Tatyana · 10-16-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

So then if you like the brown beard Toss her salad and skip that pussy altogether.

I am thinking you are gay more and more now.

What exactly is toss the salad?

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BigPapaPump68 · 10-16-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tatyana

What exactly is toss the salad?

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licking an asshole.

Tatyana · 10-16-2006, 07:24 PM

Thanks

Ok now the penny has dropped

LOL

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10-16-2006, 11:37 AM	#31
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,514 Photos: 5	Oh, shit...
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10-16-2006, 03:53 PM	#38
viet_jon PISSED!! Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Our home and Native land Posts: 2,601	LoL............. could of been. Or she's a really good actor.
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10-16-2006, 03:58 PM	#40
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,514 Photos: 5	Okay, I think I've figured out the problem. Well, some girls, when they orgasm, let out a small poo nugget. Maybe he was eating her out and she "brown bearded" him? ... That may have been too much.
	I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.â€”John Gotti

10-16-2006, 04:13 PM	#43
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,614	So then if you like the brown beard Toss her salad and skip that pussy altogether. I am thinking you are gay more and more now.
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

10-16-2006, 04:23 PM	#44
viet_jon PISSED!! Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Our home and Native land Posts: 2,601	It was a joke Iain. I would definatly not get turned on for having shit wiped over my face. however, I do have many sexual dreams/desires for anal sex (with a girl of course). If that makes me gay, then that's that. I like what I like.
	I love dog meat.

10-16-2006, 04:05 PM	#41
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,330 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	not anymore.

10-16-2006, 04:25 PM	#45
viet_jon PISSED!! Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Our home and Native land Posts: 2,601	EWWWW!!!!!!!!!! I missed the toss salad part. I'll pass up on that.
	I love dog meat.

10-16-2006, 05:06 PM	#46
BigPapaPump68 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,309	Maybe your eating bad pussy? If it's the smell that bothers you, or to keep you more interested, there is this stuff put out by a company called "wet" get it in kiwi strawberry at your local drug store. And as for anal sex, it is very worth it for everyone to try. A quote from foreman "If she does not do anal sex, then she is 100% worthless"

10-16-2006, 05:12 PM	#47
Triple Threat ... Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 9,474 Photos: 6	Something tells me viet jon will not be getting his red wings any time soon.

10-16-2006, 05:14 PM	#48
BigPapaPump68 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,309	The earning of a mans "red wings" are something that he should never forget.

10-16-2006, 06:34 PM	#50
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,514 Photos: 5	Do you even know what that means?
	I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.â€”John Gotti

10-16-2006, 06:38 PM	#51
viet_jon PISSED!! Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Our home and Native land Posts: 2,601	sorry i had to delete that. I made my self look dum. but no I don't, I assumed what it was by reading the post. but now I know. nvr heard of it before.
	I love dog meat.

10-16-2006, 06:44 PM	#53
viet_jon PISSED!! Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Our home and Native land Posts: 2,601	yea i'm pussy eating newb, but no thankx!!
	I love dog meat.

10-16-2006, 06:59 PM	#54
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,514 Photos: 5	Dude, it wasn't an offer.
	I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.â€”John Gotti

10-16-2006, 07:24 PM	#57
Tatyana Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK-just outside London Posts: 580 Photos: 10	Thanks Ok now the penny has dropped LOL x x x T