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Old 10-27-2006, 11:39 PM   #91
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the reason i wanted girls to respond to my post. just because you saw a girl "liked" it in a porno doesnt mean when you try it on your girl she is going to be even remotely interesteed
Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.
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Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.
i think you just revealed a little too much about your porn adiction
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:43 PM   #93
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Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.


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Old 10-27-2006, 11:44 PM   #94
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i think you just revealed a little too much about your porn adiction
sublimedirectory.com is a good one. I go to sublimepie and have fun for the next 30 seconds
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:44 PM   #95
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Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:44 PM   #96
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uh...........I meant hold her hand, and massage her feet.
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sublimedirectory.com is a good one. I go to sublimepie and have fun for the next 30 seconds
I used to go there when I was 16!!
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uh...........I meant hold her hand, and massage her feet.
.................................................. .............and then blow a load in her eye, shit on her feet and yell "Show me which piggy is going to market today, you dirty bitch!!!!!" all while choking myself with a noose.
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:47 PM   #99
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I used to go there when I was 16!!
Then you became an altar boy.
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.................................................. .............and then blow a load in her eye, shit on her feet and yell "Show me which piggy is going to market today, you dirty bitch!!!!!" all while choking myself with a noose.
Wow, you are so romantic.



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Old 10-27-2006, 11:50 PM   #101
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Wow, you are so romantic.

What can I say, I am smooth with the ladies. I touch their hearts, and shit on their toes.
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:05 PM   #102
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sometimes i think it would be really funny to see the looks on people's faces while they're reading these threads.


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Old 11-02-2006, 10:30 PM   #103
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.................................................. .............and then blow a load in her eye, shit on her feet and yell "Show me which piggy is going to market today, you dirty bitch!!!!!" all while choking myself with a noose.


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Old 11-18-2006, 01:49 AM   #105
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I think it's the grossing thing in the world. Slimy liquids dripping down your chin, curly pubic hair stuck between your teeth, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!


tried it once, never doing it again!!!!!
lol. why not let your partner shave her ass!!!
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MyK if i was ur girl. i'd get up and kick your balls and leave.
Poor girl. she is only doing it cause she probably loves you, cause otherwise You'd be fucking ur own handing


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Old 12-24-2006, 03:40 AM   #108
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I must admit, to me, eating pussy is my least favorite thing to do when it comes to sex, and I only enjoy it if it's VERY clean, otherwise I think it's f*cking gross, if it's clean, and her pussy and ass is very clean and she is fine as hell, it could be the sweetest experience...
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Old 12-26-2006, 11:20 PM   #109
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As much as possible. I love turning my GF into a noodle, then climbing on top of her. She comes so much when I do that.


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I think it's the grossing thing in the world. Slimy liquids dripping down your chin, curly pubic hair stuck between your teeth, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!


tried it once, never doing it again!!!!!
ROFL

I'm gone a couple months...and I miss a thread like this!

Wasn't there a thread a while back that told how to eat a lady?? If I recall...it was quite informative.


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Old 12-27-2006, 09:53 AM   #111
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ROFL

I'm gone a couple months...and I miss a thread like this!

Wasn't there a thread a while back that told how to eat a lady?? If I recall...it was quite informative.
I eat until I get lockjaw.


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Speaking of DOMS ... owww ... my ass ....
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Old 12-27-2006, 10:03 AM   #112
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I eat until I get lockjaw.
Or until the little flap of muscle/skin that connects your tounge to the bottom of your mouth hurts so much you can't talk. That may or may not have happened to me before...


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Old 12-27-2006, 10:05 AM   #113
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I eat until I get lockjaw.
That's because you're in your 30's. Women are fun!

Help the poor guy out. I'm gonna find that thread for him...


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That's because you're in your 30's. Women are fun!

Help the poor guy out. I'm gonna find that thread for him...
I just reccomened that he go gay.

More for me.


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Old 12-27-2006, 01:27 PM   #115
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I just reccomened that he go gay.

More for me.
So he goes gay and the gay population grows so you are happy because there are more gay people for you.


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