Thread: How To Make Your Cum Taste Better

Celery

And pineapple

Hi

Wtf I heard oj will help

My phone is acying up

Hey jasjotbaines hows india?

Must be hot

Cantbe alot of meat eating

The women must taste pretty good

Meaning they eat alot of fruit and veg

Which helps with there secretions as well

I need to eat alot of fruit

Eating lots of Kiwi fruit can help

i heard about the pineapple juice thing, ill forward this article to my gf, specially that part where it says cum is good for you girls

Originally Posted by MACCA

My girlfriend wont swallow but after i told her about how good it is for your skin and complexion she lets me unload in her face, she says its a good moisturiser so we are both happy now.....

I try to tell my girl the same thing. She just dont buy it. LOL

Originally Posted by Dalvey

Must be hot

Oh you bet its hot My status lends a small insight to India

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Cum Nutrition Facts_____________________

In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet._____________________________

What's in Semen_________________________
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:______________________________

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen_______________________________

Is Eating Cum Healthy?_____________________________
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. ___________________

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.________________________________

Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible._______________________________

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.________________________

Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins


If she's swallowing Testosterone how much? Can it be absorbed orally?

peanut butter and jelly !! yep good old PB&J.

sp1q

I hate to necro an old thread, but this is great ^.^ haha. I'm gonna stock my bf's fridge with PLENTY of celery and pineapple juice! Thanks min0

Originally Posted by Lordsks

Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins


If she's swallowing Testosterone how much? Can it be absorbed orally?

Yes but not very well

how about cucumber ?
some people said that this can make the fresh smell for sperm ?