min0 lee

It's funny, yet informative.

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To most, semen isn't a taste that people crave. There may be a few people out there who can honestly admit to liking the taste of Jizz, but most will compare it to a bitter salt tablet. Most men wish their partner would swallow, and usually the biggest road block is the fact that their partner hates the taste. Here are some tips that will help to improve the taste of your semen. Diet Influences Your Semen's Taste And Smell Like your other bodilly secretions, semen's taste and smell is affected directly by what you eat and drink. Like you may notice, the taste of your female partner's vaginal secretions is also linked to what she eats or drinks. Have you ever noticed that if you eat a meal consisting of onions or garlic, the smell seems to escape from your skin pores the next day? Your cum is the same way and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste. While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor. Passing The Taste Test It will come as a disappointment to most party animals, but the best way to produce better tasting jizz is to live free of consuming toxins. You will need to take it easy when it comes to consuming your favorite vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and junk food will really put a strain on your production of great tasting man chowder. It's been said that vegetarians, both men and women, have better tasting bodilly secretions, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. The secret to great tasting cum is to eat plenty of fresh fruits and veggies. What should you drink? Loads of juice and water. Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them. At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are oniony to say the least. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. If you like heavilly strongly spiced dishes like curries, you can also count on those spices to carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much for better tasting sperm. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, and this should always be kept in mind. Just keep this in mind though: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer. Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects. The Magic Pill There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don't expect miracles. One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own. Be Consistent For The Best Benefits Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing to say the least. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen. Becoming dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy which as you can imagine, would be most unappetizing. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, and this is probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, so eat up if you want more cream. A Drink Recepie For Tasty Seed Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though I can't make promises, this drink might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast. Super Spunk Smoothie 1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned 1 banana, frozen 1 cup apple juice 1/2 tsp ginger 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1/4 tsp nutmeg 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 2 TBS honey Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results. Thanks to Dont Spit Swallow for these tips

min0 lee

If that doesn't help convincing her to taste the cum maybe this will help educate the lady you love.

lnvanry

its posts like this that really make us think you are a woman min0

min0 lee

The nutrition Mods may want to look this over for any misinformation.

min0 lee

You can all thank me for years to cum ( ) if she Tastes your cum and likes it.

Nick+

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MACCA

My girlfriend wont swallow but after i told her about how good it is for your skin and complexion she lets me unload in her face, she says its a good moisturiser so we are both happy now.....

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kisna

I wonder did anyone here taste cum?
Oh my god I cant even think about it. That may be like shit. isnt that?

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luisfigo_benfic

just add sprinkles to it

min0 lee

Does it taste better that way?

KentDog

I have heard the pineapple juice thing. I've actually tried it once before but forgot to ask the girl if it was any different. Ah well..

My last girlfriend is the only one out of them all who wouldn't swallow. Do you guys find a lot of girls refusing to swallow? I find most are willing with time.

lioness

I believe pineapple works for the female.

If she eats about a cup of pineapple a day...with some cottage cheese perhaps...she should be very sweet.

No cottage cheese comments please...
THINK pineapple!

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Strongwarrior

I've been told many times that my cum taste really good, I know it smells nice though

maniclion

Yeah i make it a point to ask "so how did that milkshake taste?" after I get a blow job....

"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

juggernaut

my cum has had that new car smell for a long time. I want to change to pine fresh. Any ideas on how?


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maniclion

People Suck, nice people swallow....

"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

juggernaut

katt

Isn's that expression suppose to be "mean people suck, nice people swallow" I saw that on a bumper sticker once, a long time ago.

ALBOB

So mino, when it comes to cum, are you the supplier or the taster?

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

min0 lee

You'll never get it out from me inspectorclouseau.

ALBOB

Oh really? That means you're NOT the supplier. Ah HA, the question has finally ben answered.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

americanwit

Pineapple works for males semen to taste better.

goob

Oh yeah? And just what have you been up to???

abdulla

thanks a lot darling for these hint what about women pussy fluids

min0 lee

I really don't know other than douching, but I think fish is out of the question.

fufu

Ok, which min0 made this thread?

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