Penis Exercises

Mindyak2k6 · 11-21-2006, 04:37 PM

So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?

min0 lee · 11-21-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindyak2k6

So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?

What results are you looking for?

JohnMac · 11-21-2006, 05:00 PM

Yes, yes I have.

rep range 3-6 for strength
8-12 for size

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Originally Posted by Mindyak2k6

So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?

**I Are Baboon** · 11-21-2006, 05:53 PM

You don't need to exercise your penis. Just take a steaming hot iron to it.

goandykid · 11-21-2006, 05:55 PM

Rent Old school. Tie cinderblocks to your penis and drop it off the edge of a balcony.

**Gazhole** · 11-21-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by goandykid

Rent Old school. Tie cinderblocks to your penis and drop it off the edge of a balcony.

What a crap death thatd be for the unlucky person walking underneath. First you get twatted with a fucking block, then to add insult to injury, your penis slaps them in the face a second later.

BoneCrusher · 11-21-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

What a crap death thatd be for the unlucky person walking underneath. First you get twatted with a fucking block, then to add insult to injury, your penis slaps them in the face a second later.

emile_jensen · 12-14-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindyak2k6

So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?

I used to do exercises for having multiple orgasms [orgasm without ejaculation] but after a few days I just felt a lot of pain and got scared

goandykid · 12-14-2006, 11:36 AM

Exercise like what? Masturbation? In that case, I've been training seriously for yearsssss.

Strongwarrior · 12-24-2006, 04:43 AM

I have a friend who claimed he did special exercises to increase the size of his dick, and he claimes he gained 2'' in length, but I think he is full of sh*t

min0 lee · 12-24-2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Strongwarrior

I have a friend who claimed he did special exercises to increase the size of his dick, and he claimes he gained 2'' in length, but I think he is full of sh*t

I doubt that, ask him if he has before and after pics and let us know if it's true.

Strongwarrior · 12-25-2006, 04:18 AM

He is probably lying, I don't believe him...He is living with his father in California now, he became very mentally ill, and he is disabled...I think at the most people could get an inch, that's about it

pitbullguy01 · 04-17-2007, 02:23 PM

whats the site

BigDyl · 04-17-2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by pitbullguy01

whats the site

Bakerboy · 04-17-2007, 03:07 PM

Shwing!

DontStop · 04-17-2007, 03:08 PM

I didnt think you could strengthen your penis, much because it's pretty much spoungey tissue that fills up with blood...not a muscle.

ReproMan · 04-17-2007, 03:14 PM

I can make mine dance all over the place.

Bakerboy · 04-17-2007, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

I can make mine dance all over the place.

But can it do pushups?

lol

ReproMan · 04-17-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

But can it do pushups?

lol

Just one.

One is all ya need.

mrmark · 04-17-2007, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindyak2k6

So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?

is this 'jussme' again?

Newt · 04-17-2007, 10:26 PM

My forearm always gets more work than my penis when I work it out!

TopAdams314 · 04-18-2007, 12:16 AM

Nah, all that stuff about "exercises" for your pecker is all bally-hoo. Your wang has no muscle (I'm sure we all wish it did), so it is impossible to lengthen it with maybe the exception of some grotesque surgical procedure. The only reason why Viagra even seems to "increase" the length of your penis is cuz of increased blood flow. Remember, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.

So stop fretting about it.

Rubes · 04-18-2007, 02:50 PM

its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean. but it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat

DontStop · 04-18-2007, 02:52 PM

No...It's the size of the boat.

Rubes · 04-18-2007, 02:59 PM

what if its only like 7in and you can go for a hour and a half?

DontStop · 04-18-2007, 03:08 PM

i dont liek going that long because it starts to hurt after awhile

I dont know. I was with one smaller guy (around 6 or 7) and he didnt do anything for me at all.

I once heard a comedian say "I think it's funny how all these jewish and chinese doctors are saying a woman con only feel the first 2 inches, I'll belive that when I hear it from Dr. Jamall Jones"

Rubes · 04-18-2007, 03:11 PM

maybe he just sucked in bed.

DontStop · 04-18-2007, 03:14 PM

I dont' know what it was. All i know is I like the initial "hurt" a girl gets when first, erm, "penetrated", And usually, smaller ones dont really do it for me. Like first it will hurt then right away it's like "oh this is boring"
I find that the bigger guys ive been with kind of prolong the hurt, varying on the positions ofcourse. I'm not into whips n shit, haha that hurt is pretty weird, but yah, initial hurt is where it's at.

Rubes · 04-18-2007, 03:18 PM

i know a few guys from around here that you would enjoy then

DontStop · 04-18-2007, 03:19 PM

Haha thats ok, I'm not looking...

11-21-2006, 04:37 PM	#1
Mindyak2k6 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2	Penis Exercises So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?

11-21-2006, 05:55 PM	#5
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	Rent Old school. Tie cinderblocks to your penis and drop it off the edge of a balcony. You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

12-14-2006, 11:36 AM	#9
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	Exercise like what? Masturbation? In that case, I've been training seriously for yearsssss. You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

04-17-2007, 02:23 PM	#13
pitbullguy01 pitbull Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 28	whats the site www.myspace.com/pitbullguy01

04-17-2007, 03:07 PM	#15
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	Shwing! No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb

11-21-2006, 05:53 PM	#4
I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 11,942 Photos: 4	You don't need to exercise your penis. Just take a steaming hot iron to it.

12-24-2006, 04:43 AM	#10
Strongwarrior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 151	I have a friend who claimed he did special exercises to increase the size of his dick, and he claimes he gained 2'' in length, but I think he is full of sh*t

12-25-2006, 04:18 AM	#12
Strongwarrior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 151	He is probably lying, I don't believe him...He is living with his father in California now, he became very mentally ill, and he is disabled...I think at the most people could get an inch, that's about it

04-17-2007, 03:08 PM	#16
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	I didnt think you could strengthen your penis, much because it's pretty much spoungey tissue that fills up with blood...not a muscle. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

04-17-2007, 03:14 PM	#17
ReproMan SeÃ±or Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Stuart, FL Posts: 7,260	I can make mine dance all over the place.

04-17-2007, 10:26 PM	#21
Newt Drinking buddy Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 372	My forearm always gets more work than my penis when I work it out! " I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson

04-18-2007, 12:16 AM	#22
TopAdams314 ROFLCopter Trainee Pilot Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 88	Nah, all that stuff about "exercises" for your pecker is all bally-hoo. Your wang has no muscle (I'm sure we all wish it did), so it is impossible to lengthen it with maybe the exception of some grotesque surgical procedure. The only reason why Viagra even seems to "increase" the length of your penis is cuz of increased blood flow. Remember, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it. So stop fretting about it.

04-18-2007, 02:50 PM	#23
Rubes your sisters better Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: michigan Posts: 1,143 Photos: 5	its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean. but it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat 5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08 40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07 38" vertical

04-18-2007, 02:52 PM	#24
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	No...It's the size of the boat. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

04-18-2007, 02:59 PM	#25
Rubes your sisters better Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: michigan Posts: 1,143 Photos: 5	what if its only like 7in and you can go for a hour and a half? 5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08 40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07 38" vertical

04-18-2007, 03:08 PM	#26
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	i dont liek going that long because it starts to hurt after awhile I dont know. I was with one smaller guy (around 6 or 7) and he didnt do anything for me at all. I once heard a comedian say "I think it's funny how all these jewish and chinese doctors are saying a woman con only feel the first 2 inches, I'll belive that when I hear it from Dr. Jamall Jones" You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

04-18-2007, 03:11 PM	#27
Rubes your sisters better Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: michigan Posts: 1,143 Photos: 5	maybe he just sucked in bed. 5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08 40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07 38" vertical

04-18-2007, 03:14 PM	#28
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	I dont' know what it was. All i know is I like the initial "hurt" a girl gets when first, erm, "penetrated", And usually, smaller ones dont really do it for me. Like first it will hurt then right away it's like "oh this is boring" I find that the bigger guys ive been with kind of prolong the hurt, varying on the positions ofcourse. I'm not into whips n shit, haha that hurt is pretty weird, but yah, initial hurt is where it's at. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

04-18-2007, 03:18 PM	#29
Rubes your sisters better Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: michigan Posts: 1,143 Photos: 5	i know a few guys from around here that you would enjoy then 5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08 40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07 38" vertical

04-18-2007, 03:19 PM	#30
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	Haha thats ok, I'm not looking... You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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