Women, whats the most......

ponyboy · 03-27-2007, 07:05 AM

My best red wing story (not me):

Two friends were competing over who could get this girl in bed first (she was smoking hot too). One moved away to BC and the other finally got her in bed one night, but when he woke up the next morning he found her gone and his sheets covered in blood - obviously her tomato boat was in port and she didn't tell him.

So he packed up the sheets and mailed them to the other guy with a note about how he got her. I kid you not. They still laugh about it to this day.

lioness · 03-31-2007, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

That's happened to me as well only I didn't smell anything.

We did the deed and like someone else said earlier in the thread, went to get some food. We decided to go up to the beach and sit on the deck so my GF at the time, didn't bother to put on underwear, threw on a sun dress, and we were on our way. When she got in the car I noticed her messing around between her legs. Well, she proceeded to shovel out 2 handfuls of what looked like cottage cheese. Needless to say, we didn't eat lunch....

damn you. i just finished eating some cottage cheese.

lioness · 03-31-2007, 01:33 AM

and NO...not in some wierd lesbo way.

I was hungry and I ate a cup of cottage cheese with pineapple.

That's a nasty story. That's just wrong!!!!

Brachiisaurus · 03-31-2007, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReproMan

That's happened to me as well only I didn't smell anything.

We did the deed and like someone else said earlier in the thread, went to get some food. We decided to go up to the beach and sit on the deck so my GF at the time, didn't bother to put on underwear, threw on a sun dress, and we were on our way. When she got in the car I noticed her messing around between her legs. Well, she proceeded to shovel out 2 handfuls of what looked like cottage cheese. Needless to say, we didn't eat lunch....

LOL that made me laugh so hard!

pitbullguy01 · 04-17-2007, 01:10 PM

if u can truck through mud u can fuck through blood

juggernaut · 04-17-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pitbullguy01

if u can truck through mud u can fuck through blood

thats the dumbest shit I ever heard

TrojanMan60563 · 04-17-2007, 06:23 PM

seeing my cock covered in blood makes me go limp....a little blood can go by without being noticed since the dick is so hard its a shade of brownish red....straight blood all over is just gross as hell! I can't fuck like that. I'd rather put it in her butt.

ReproMan · 04-17-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lioness

and NO...not in some wierd lesbo way.

I was hungry and I ate a cup of cottage cheese with pineapple.

That's a nasty story. That's just wrong!!!!

juggernaut · 04-17-2007, 07:20 PM

i'm done with this conversation.

Blooming Lotus · 04-17-2007, 08:58 PM

Lol.. I definately dO nOT do cottage cheese but I doo dusche .. like front and back evvery single day and notice that it makes me smell and feeel cleaner and fresher .. and men i'm with seem to appreciate it aswell. even to the point where I can have a period and they can go and staay down on me for hrs and stiill think it was ... nice enough to stay down there that long.!.
Diet and hygiene is soo important to how sexually attractive I consider myself.. just for the sheer fact of what goes onn downthere because of it. what comes out of both is a pretty good indication of how you're doing with the rest.. even if you havvent showerd yet that day and are sweaty and crap... taking care of yourself as a habit seems to me to just make up for it.

i once had one of the hottest sexual partners I 've ever had literally kiss my as* and stick his tongue up there!.. see thaat is appreciation of good health

. Awwesome 69

.

Blooming Lotus.

kinkery · 04-17-2007, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blooming Lotus

Lol.. I definately dO nOT do cottage cheese but I doo dusche .. like front and back evvery single day and notice that it makes me smell and feeel cleaner and fresher .. and men i'm with seem to appreciate it aswell. even to the point where I can have a period and they can go and staay down on me for hrs and stiill think it was ... nice enough to stay down there that long.!.
Diet and hygiene is soo important to how sexually attractive I consider myself.. just for the sheer fact of what goes onn downthere because of it. what comes out of both is a pretty good indication of how you're doing with the rest.. even if you havvent showerd yet that day and are sweaty and crap... taking care of yourself as a habit seems to me to just make up for it.

i once had one of the hottest sexual partners I 've ever had literally kiss my as* and stick his tongue up there!.. see thaat is appreciation of good health

. Awwesome 69

.

Blooming Lotus.

03-27-2007, 07:05 AM	#31
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lioness grrrrrr Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: ~headed to the beach~ Posts: 491	and NO...not in some wierd lesbo way. I was hungry and I ate a cup of cottage cheese with pineapple. That's a nasty story. That's just wrong!!!!
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04-17-2007, 07:20 PM	#39
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04-17-2007, 08:58 PM	#40
Blooming Lotus Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 896	Lol.. I definately dO nOT do cottage cheese but I doo dusche .. like front and back evvery single day and notice that it makes me smell and feeel cleaner and fresher .. and men i'm with seem to appreciate it aswell. even to the point where I can have a period and they can go and staay down on me for hrs and stiill think it was ... nice enough to stay down there that long.!. Diet and hygiene is soo important to how sexually attractive I consider myself.. just for the sheer fact of what goes onn downthere because of it. what comes out of both is a pretty good indication of how you're doing with the rest.. even if you havvent showerd yet that day and are sweaty and crap... taking care of yourself as a habit seems to me to just make up for it. i once had one of the hottest sexual partners I 've ever had literally kiss my as* and stick his tongue up there!.. see thaat is appreciation of good health. Awwesome 69 . Blooming Lotus.
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TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 2,966 Photos: 1	seeing my cock covered in blood makes me go limp....a little blood can go by without being noticed since the dick is so hard its a shade of brownish red....straight blood all over is just gross as hell! I can't fuck like that. I'd rather put it in her butt.

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