Women, whats the most......

goob · 03-21-2007, 04:05 PM

Whacked out, down 'n' dirty funky shit you've ever done in bed?

(Or any other location- for that matter)

Little Wing · 03-21-2007, 10:54 PM

we're not telling

**Gazhole** · 03-22-2007, 07:17 AM

For some reason i dont think this'll get many serious replies :P.

goob · 03-22-2007, 07:35 AM

No, I did'nt think it would. If not, then some good comedy would not be amiss.

mgs · 03-22-2007, 08:41 AM

Good effort

DontStop · 03-22-2007, 08:43 AM

goob · 03-22-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

Rj

For real?

You are a kinky minx!! Sound like a lot of fun.....

What else?

DontStop · 03-23-2007, 09:54 AM

Haha i have one story but it's really gross

a fellow i was seeing was so "randy" once he wanted to sleep with me during that special womanly time of the month.

It was disgusting i wanted to cry...but i aim to please right?

TrojanMan60563 · 03-24-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

Haha i have one story but it's really gross

a fellow i was seeing was so "randy" once he wanted to sleep with me during that special womanly time of the month.

It was disgusting i wanted to cry...but i aim to please right?

Thats hot!...j/k....its really not that gross if you do it right after a shower...for some reason in most cases a shower makes it stop bleeding for a bit....long enough to have yur fun.

NeilPearson · 03-24-2007, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

Thats hot!...j/k....its really not that gross if you do it right after a shower...for some reason in most cases a shower makes it stop bleeding for a bit....long enough to have yur fun.

or just shower after... (or during)

not a big deal...

Rubes · 03-24-2007, 07:16 PM

if theres not much blood its not to bad.

BoneCrusher · 03-24-2007, 07:25 PM

Once I'm in the moment I could care less about the blood or whatever. I wanna see hear and feel the woman I'm with go off with me ... then we can take a shower after and maybe go for a meal somewhere.

Fess up fellas ... who's earned their red-wings?

Who's to squeamish to earn their red-wings?

Pianomahnn · 03-24-2007, 07:37 PM

From my personal experiences with red-wings, it helps alleviate some pains associated with menstruation. And, often times, the senses are elevated.

<3

The Monkey Man · 03-24-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pianomahnn

From my personal experiences with red-wings, it helps alleviate some pains associated with menstruation. And, often times, the senses are elevated.

<3

Here Here... I wouldn't bat an eye... Nothing that wont wash off

If the hormones heighten the sex somehow... Why wouldn't you do it?

Vieope · 03-24-2007, 08:13 PM

What about sex with more than one person, is that considered kinky?

maniclion · 03-25-2007, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Once I'm in the moment I could care less about the blood or whatever. I wanna see hear and feel the woman I'm with go off with me ... then we can take a shower after and maybe go for a meal somewhere.

Fess up fellas ... who's earned their red-wings?

Who's to squeamish to earn their red-wings?

Real Hell's Angels style eat her out on the rag or fake average joe fuck her on the rag Red Wings? I have both

Anyone have their Hells Angels Brown Wings?

BoneCrusher · 03-25-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

Real Hell's Angels style eat her out on the rag or fake average joe fuck her on the rag Red Wings? I have both

Anyone have their Hells Angels Brown Wings?

yup ... but WTF are the "Hells Angels Brown Wings"? Thoght I'd done all I wanted to and seen all there was bit I never heard of that one. No images either please ... just a text description will do nicely.

goob · 03-26-2007, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

yup ... but WTF are the "Hells Angels Brown Wings"? Thoght I'd done all I wanted to and seen all there was bit I never heard of that one. No images either please ... just a text description will do nicely.

Think about it. If 'hells angels red wings' are "dining" at a certain time of month, then 'hell's angels brown wings' are when your lady has just 'unloaded' her dinner.

To put it in the politest terms possible.......

ReproMan · 03-26-2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Fess up fellas ... who's earned their red-wings?

KelJu · 03-26-2007, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Once I'm in the moment I could care less about the blood or whatever. I wanna see hear and feel the woman I'm with go off with me ... then we can take a shower after and maybe go for a meal somewhere.

Fess up fellas ... who's earned their red-wings?

Who's to squeamish to earn their red-wings?

I haven't, but not because I didn't want to. The situation just hasn't presented itself.

When I was a freshman in college, I was not wise to the world yet. My girlfriend at the time came down with a terrible cold. She felt to bad for sex for almost 3 weeks. By the time she started feeling better, she was ready to go, and so was I. The problem is that she had to take antibiotics to knock out the cold, but I didn't know that it would also cause a yeast infection. I started to go down on her, and almost vomited. It was the foulest small I have ever. It was the type of smell that would realyl kill the moment if you know what I mean.
I was pretty pissed that she didn't send me a memo that her snatch smelled like something had dies in it.

After that situation, I'm pretty sure I could handle a little blood flow.

ReproMan · 03-26-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I haven't, but not because I didn't want to. The situation just hasn't presented itself.

When I was a freshman in college, I was not wise to the world yet. My girlfriend at the time came down with a terrible cold. She felt to bad for sex for almost 3 weeks. By the time she started feeling better, she was ready to go, and so was I. The problem is that she had to take antibiotics to knock out the cold, but I didn't know that it would also cause a yeast infection. I started to go down on her, and almost vomited. It was the foulest small I have ever. It was the type of smell that would realyl kill the moment if you know what I mean.
I was pretty pissed that she didn't send me a memo that her snatch smelled like something had dies in it.

After that situation, I'm pretty sure I could handle a little blood flow.

That's happened to me as well only I didn't smell anything.

We did the deed and like someone else said earlier in the thread, went to get some food. We decided to go up to the beach and sit on the deck so my GF at the time, didn't bother to put on underwear, threw on a sun dress, and we were on our way. When she got in the car I noticed her messing around between her legs. Well, she proceeded to shovel out 2 handfuls of what looked like cottage cheese. Needless to say, we didn't eat lunch....

BoneCrusher · 03-26-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by goob

Think about it. If 'hells angels red wings' are "dining" at a certain time of month, then 'hell's angels brown wings' are when your lady has just 'unloaded' her dinner.

To put it in the politest terms possible.......

I was afraid you'd say something like that ...

Unless I date a woman who likes a dirty arse ... and I don't ... then that won't really matter. A good girl would prevent you from goin there if the area was not hygienic. Women tend to be shy about that kinda thing ...

Obviously there are times when a girl is not as daisy fresh as others. During those times self preservation will dicktate

that straight sex is the preference. Give a girl time to shower, er hell climb in and help her out ... then the moment will call the deed.

BoneCrusher · 03-26-2007, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

That's happened to me as well only I didn't smell anything.

We did the deed and like someone else said earlier in the thread, went to get some food. We decided to go up to the beach and sit on the deck so my GF at the time, didn't bother to put on underwear, threw on a sun dress, and we were on our way. When she got in the car I noticed her messing around between her legs. Well, she proceeded to shovel out 2 handfuls of what looked like cottage cheese. Needless to say, we didn't eat lunch....

WTF? She just like cleaned out the garage right there in front of ya? How not sexy is that?

ReproMan · 03-26-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

WTF? She just like cleaned out the garage right there in front of ya? How not sexy is that?

I think it took her by surprise as much as it did me.

NeilPearson · 03-26-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

That's happened to me as well only I didn't smell anything.

We did the deed and like someone else said earlier in the thread, went to get some food. We decided to go up to the beach and sit on the deck so my GF at the time, didn't bother to put on underwear, threw on a sun dress, and we were on our way. When she got in the car I noticed her messing around between her legs. Well, she proceeded to shovel out 2 handfuls of what looked like cottage cheese. Needless to say, we didn't eat lunch....

Classy

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