What is the most shameful piece of sex you ever had.

KelJu · 04-17-2007, 08:01 PM

Come on people, I know you guys have messed around with someone that you think now you must have been out of your mind when you had sex with them..

I had sex with a meth head once. I guess it really isn't fair to call her a meth head when I had been up for 30 hours on ecstasy and coke. She started coming on to me, and I was too fucked up to think straight. I know she had to have been a terrible skank. She looked like she has been fine about 20lbs before, but by then she was all skinny and her skin was fucked up looking from doing too much crystal. I did it anyway.

Then afterwards she started telling me all kinds of fucked up shit that I didn't want to know about. I told her that I was going to the convenience store for a minute. She wanted to come with me, but I told her I wanted to pick her up a surprise. I left and never went back.

Fetusaurus Rex · 04-17-2007, 08:06 PM

piece of sex?

pffftbwahahahahahha

Double D · 04-17-2007, 08:08 PM

Hum...she was a very large girl, but a very good friend like 5-6 years ago! Got a bj from her, but thats as far as it went.

KelJu · 04-17-2007, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Double D

Hum...she was a very large girl, but a very good friend like 5-6 years ago! Got a bj from her, but thats as far as it went.

How large was she?

Double D · 04-17-2007, 08:14 PM

Hum...she is like 6 foot 3 and probably 200lbs or so. She is a monter!! Hahaha, but a sweetheart.

ReproMan · 04-17-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Double D

Hum...she is like 5 foot 3 and probably 200lbs or so. She is a monter!! Hahaha, but a sweetheart.

Fixed.

Double D · 04-17-2007, 08:21 PM

haha....Na she was big, but not super fat!

Bakerboy · 04-17-2007, 08:29 PM

I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol

**Gazhole** · 04-18-2007, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol

LEGEND!

NeilPearson · 04-18-2007, 01:05 AM

I lost my virginity at 20 years old to some fat bitch with bad breath (at least in the morning)

I was really drunk and she took me home. I think it was basically rape. I didn't call her back

Beat that for shameful

fufu · 04-18-2007, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

I lost my virginity at 20 years old to some fat bitch with bad breath (at least in the morning)

I was really drunk and she took me home. I think it was basically rape. I didn't call her back

Beat that for shameful

ReproMan · 04-18-2007, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol

Damnit. I thought this was going to be a story about a bed ridden fat chick.

JOHNYORK · 04-18-2007, 09:06 AM

^^^lolololol

DontStop · 04-18-2007, 09:08 AM

One time I slept with someone on an abandoned couch in an alley

I also slept with a guy who's been witth 300+ women.

AKIRA · 04-18-2007, 09:44 AM

Umm...

I went hog hunting once.

goob · 04-18-2007, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

Umm...

I went hog hunting once.

I told you, what happens on the hunt, stays on the hunt.

Bakerboy · 04-18-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I also slept with a guy who's been witth 300+ women.

Yeah, BigDyl gets around.

**IainDaniel** · 04-18-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I also slept with a guy who's been witth 300+ guys.

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

Yeah, BigDyl gets around.

Fixed

DontStop · 04-18-2007, 01:53 PM

No, his name is Cory but he gives girls a fake name lyric, so if they ever try and find him or get ahold of him he can just deny they had anything to do with them

AKIRA · 04-18-2007, 04:27 PM

I am ashamed to have had sex with anyone that had sex with a bullshitter before me. Ugh, especially with one of my friends.

Dean-never wears rubbers, cheats on his gfriends with even ugly girls, spills out the biggest bullshitting sweetness on the phone when no one is listening.

Spencer-short, pudgy degenerate that still thinks hes 16. Hes losing his hair and has no will to feed any ambition..unless its the "easy way out"

Chris-hardly ever took showers, nags the shit out of a girl until they put out, if they dont, the girls "suck." this kid is also not going anywhere in his life and loves it.

Everytime I find out a girl has fucked one of these guys I am always "aw, jesus, GOD DAMMIT." Seriously, any girl that falls for the type of shit these idiots spill out should get head transplants.

ReproMan · 04-18-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

Umm...

I went hog hunting once.

2 times for me.

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

Everytime I find out a girl has fucked one of these guys I am always "aw, jesus, GOD DAMMIT." Seriously, any girl that falls for the type of shit these idiots spill out should get head transplants.

Yeah but they've basically fucked everyone!

femalemuscle · 04-18-2007, 04:45 PM

Its SO BAD, I cound never post it here

KentDog · 04-19-2007, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

I am ashamed to have had sex with anyone that had sex with a bullshitter before me.

I totally agree with you here; it's a major turnoff and it makes me sick when I find out.

ponyboy · 04-19-2007, 06:26 AM

I got basically raped once by a girl who met up with me at a bar one night, bought me drinks/shooters all night and then took me back to her place where I passed out only to wake up to her riding me unprotected (have no idea how I got it up at all although I was 21). She wasn't ugly but I knew she had sex with about 1/2 the male population at my school and was really dirty. I was worried about those test results for months.

Same girl a few months later tried to crawl into bed with me in my house just after having sex with TWO of my roommates at the same time with all of us there. Man that girl was dirty.

NeilPearson · 04-19-2007, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ponyboy

I got basically raped once by a girl who met up with me at a bar one night, bought me drinks/shooters all night and then took me back to her place where I passed out only to wake up to her riding me unprotected (have no idea how I got it up at all although I was 21). She wasn't ugly but I knew she had sex with about 1/2 the male population at my school and was really dirty. I was worried about those test results for months.

Same girl a few months later tried to crawl into bed with me in my house just after having sex with TWO of my roommates at the same time with all of us there. Man that girl was dirty.

That sounds like how I lost my virginity... except mine was fat and had bad breath

CRASHMAN · 04-20-2007, 02:02 AM

My friends and i were standing in line at a club and there was this ugly fat girl standing behind us and i was like, "dam, look how ugly that fat girl is" and we all laughed to ourselfs. I had sex with her later that night.

04-17-2007, 08:06 PM	#2
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Double D Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,930	Hum...she was a very large girl, but a very good friend like 5-6 years ago! Got a bj from her, but thats as far as it went.
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Double D Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,930	Hum...she is like 6 foot 3 and probably 200lbs or so. She is a monter!! Hahaha, but a sweetheart.
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Double D Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,930	haha....Na she was big, but not super fat!
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Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol
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04-18-2007, 01:05 AM	#10
NeilPearson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,274	I lost my virginity at 20 years old to some fat bitch with bad breath (at least in the morning) I was really drunk and she took me home. I think it was basically rape. I didn't call her back Beat that for shameful

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AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 7,647 Photos: 3	Umm... I went hog hunting once.
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DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	No, his name is Cory but he gives girls a fake name lyric, so if they ever try and find him or get ahold of him he can just deny they had anything to do with them
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04-18-2007, 04:27 PM	#20
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 7,647 Photos: 3	I am ashamed to have had sex with anyone that had sex with a bullshitter before me. Ugh, especially with one of my friends. Dean-never wears rubbers, cheats on his gfriends with even ugly girls, spills out the biggest bullshitting sweetness on the phone when no one is listening. Spencer-short, pudgy degenerate that still thinks hes 16. Hes losing his hair and has no will to feed any ambition..unless its the "easy way out" Chris-hardly ever took showers, nags the shit out of a girl until they put out, if they dont, the girls "suck." this kid is also not going anywhere in his life and loves it. Everytime I find out a girl has fucked one of these guys I am always "aw, jesus, GOD DAMMIT." Seriously, any girl that falls for the type of shit these idiots spill out should get head transplants.
	6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 360 (11/29) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

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04-19-2007, 06:26 AM	#24
ponyboy Training Trainer Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Running around somewhere Posts: 2,608 Photos: 1	I got basically raped once by a girl who met up with me at a bar one night, bought me drinks/shooters all night and then took me back to her place where I passed out only to wake up to her riding me unprotected (have no idea how I got it up at all although I was 21). She wasn't ugly but I knew she had sex with about 1/2 the male population at my school and was really dirty. I was worried about those test results for months. Same girl a few months later tried to crawl into bed with me in my house just after having sex with TWO of my roommates at the same time with all of us there. Man that girl was dirty.
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04-20-2007, 02:02 AM	#26
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 2	My friends and i were standing in line at a club and there was this ugly fat girl standing behind us and i was like, "dam, look how ugly that fat girl is" and we all laughed to ourselfs. I had sex with her later that night.
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