sex & whip cream & cutting?

DontStop · 04-25-2007, 11:27 AM

No idea. I just like the riff at the beginning

Ronald · 04-25-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

Not at all. I havent even "slept" with my bf yet. And it's at the point that if i even see a bulge i have to take a few deep breaths.

i dont know how you women do it, im horny all day and a few deep breaths doesnt help

DontStop · 04-25-2007, 11:45 AM

Well theres not much i can do about it

danzik17 · 04-25-2007, 05:30 PM

Sure there is

Ronald · 04-25-2007, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

Well theres not much i can do about it

do you have on a chastity belt?

DontStop · 04-26-2007, 09:45 AM

Nope. Id rather have someone else "do it"

Plateau_Max · 04-30-2007, 01:38 PM

Right on Vortrit, that's the only music with balls.

DontStop, of course it's better to have soMEone else do it but if it's at the point where you're hyperventalating at the site of someone else's cash and prizes through their pants you really should find some alone time and blow the dam.

DontStop · 05-01-2007, 09:47 AM

I do have my alone time. I just rather it be someone else. Makes things more interesting anyway. I've always had a thing for bulges. they are SUCH a tease

Plateau_Max · 05-01-2007, 09:57 AM

Remind me to wear spandex shorts around you.

DontStop · 05-01-2007, 09:59 AM

OMG i wont even go into detail about how much i love it. I went to canmore this wknd. still havent got laid. so now bulges are just driving me nuts, no pun intended

NeilPearson · 05-01-2007, 10:48 AM

I have an 18 year old nephew in Calgary and I am just he'd help you out.

DontStop · 05-01-2007, 10:50 AM

I was just in calgary this wknd.
i have a bunch of friends down there.
but i have a bf and like i said, i havent even seen him naked

NeilPearson · 05-01-2007, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I was just in calgary this wknd.
i have a bunch of friends down there.
but i have a bf and like i said, i havent even seen him naked

Just attack him... it's not too hard. At your age you should have lots of 'boyfriends', not just one.

Is your boyfriend gay? What kind of straight guy would go out with you for more than a week and not close the deal

DontStop · 05-01-2007, 10:56 AM

I could go off with someone else but i actually really just want my bf.
The problem is i hardly get to see him, and never really have an oppurtunity to attack.
bah

Ronald · 05-01-2007, 12:23 PM

ok this thread is about eating cottage cheese off of women, not dick

DontStop · 05-01-2007, 12:24 PM

It's about dick now.

ava · 05-01-2007, 12:34 PM

Can somebody go help this poor girl out? Cant you see she's in need? I would but I dont think my wife would appreciate it very much.

Bakerboy · 05-01-2007, 01:53 PM

^ I would but I'm too old for her.

NeilPearson · 05-01-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

^ I would but I'm too old for her.

I would but I'm not in Edmonton anymore... (34 isn't too old for 18 is it?)

Plateau_Max · 05-02-2007, 06:10 AM

Calm down guys, I'm working on it. Just need to get off work and get to the Airport.

**Gazhole** · 05-02-2007, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Plateau_Max

Calm down guys, I'm working on it. Just need to get off work and get to the Airport.

I believe in you!

DontStop · 05-02-2007, 08:58 AM

finally someones coming to save me. but be wary, there are many obstacles along the way...one being the traffic on the Yellowhead

**Gazhole** · 05-02-2007, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

finally someones coming to save me. but be wary, there are many obstacles along the way...one being the traffic on the Yellowhead

Is that anything like Blue Balls?

Bakerboy · 05-02-2007, 09:11 AM

It's an (inside) regional joke.

ReproMan · 05-02-2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Is that anything like Blue Balls?

Nah. I think they're talking about Asian hookers.

Bakerboy · 05-02-2007, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

Nah. I think they're talking about Asian hookers.

ReproMan · 05-02-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

Plateau_Max · 05-02-2007, 09:29 AM

My motorcycle cuts through all kinds of traffic... I'll be sure to bring it with me.

04-25-2007, 11:27 AM	#31
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	No idea. I just like the riff at the beginning
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04-25-2007, 11:45 AM	#33
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	Well theres not much i can do about it
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04-26-2007, 09:45 AM	#36
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	Nope. Id rather have someone else "do it"
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

04-30-2007, 01:38 PM	#37
Plateau_Max I enjoy SkyDiving Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 865	Right on Vortrit, that's the only music with balls. DontStop, of course it's better to have soMEone else do it but if it's at the point where you're hyperventalating at the site of someone else's cash and prizes through their pants you really should find some alone time and blow the dam.
	"Years of hard work for only a single moment of perfection is a worthy trade." - Myself

05-01-2007, 09:47 AM	#38
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	I do have my alone time. I just rather it be someone else. Makes things more interesting anyway. I've always had a thing for bulges. they are SUCH a tease
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

04-25-2007, 05:30 PM	#34
danzik17 Gender: MALE Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,881 Blog Entries: 5	Sure there is

05-01-2007, 09:57 AM	#39
Plateau_Max I enjoy SkyDiving Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 865	Remind me to wear spandex shorts around you.
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05-01-2007, 09:59 AM	#40
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	OMG i wont even go into detail about how much i love it. I went to canmore this wknd. still havent got laid. so now bulges are just driving me nuts, no pun intended
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

05-01-2007, 10:48 AM	#41
NeilPearson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,257	I have an 18 year old nephew in Calgary and I am just he'd help you out.

05-01-2007, 10:50 AM	#42
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	I was just in calgary this wknd. i have a bunch of friends down there. but i have a bf and like i said, i havent even seen him naked
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

05-01-2007, 10:56 AM	#44
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	I could go off with someone else but i actually really just want my bf. The problem is i hardly get to see him, and never really have an oppurtunity to attack. bah
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

05-01-2007, 12:23 PM	#45
Ronald Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 91	ok this thread is about eating cottage cheese off of women, not dick

05-01-2007, 12:24 PM	#46
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	It's about dick now.
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

05-01-2007, 12:34 PM	#47
ava Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 67	Can somebody go help this poor girl out? Cant you see she's in need? I would but I dont think my wife would appreciate it very much.

05-01-2007, 01:53 PM	#48
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	^ I would but I'm too old for her.
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05-02-2007, 06:10 AM	#50
Plateau_Max I enjoy SkyDiving Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 865	Calm down guys, I'm working on it. Just need to get off work and get to the Airport.
	"Years of hard work for only a single moment of perfection is a worthy trade." - Myself

05-02-2007, 08:58 AM	#52
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	finally someones coming to save me. but be wary, there are many obstacles along the way...one being the traffic on the Yellowhead
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

05-02-2007, 09:11 AM	#54
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	It's an (inside) regional joke.
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05-02-2007, 09:29 AM	#58
Plateau_Max I enjoy SkyDiving Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 865	My motorcycle cuts through all kinds of traffic... I'll be sure to bring it with me.