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- 04-19-2007, 12:30 AM #1Registered User
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sex & whip cream & cutting?
this girl wanted me to lick whip cream off her body and i told her i couldnt cause i was cutting. so i got cottage cheese instead.
- 04-19-2007, 12:48 AM #2Registered User
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- 04-19-2007, 01:32 AM #3Registered User
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Hahahahahahahahaha
- 04-20-2007, 10:31 AM #4Registered User
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Your a retard..I would have used it as my cheat meal lol.. Gross I hope she didnt let you put cottage cheese on her...
- 04-20-2007, 10:37 AM #5pappy
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you'd burn it off if u were having rough sex
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- 04-20-2007, 06:06 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Um........
- 04-20-2007, 08:05 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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This is one of those situations where I would say "fuck the cut"
- 04-23-2007, 10:41 PM #8Registered User
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she was pretty hot i only lasted about 15 pumps. But the 2nd time was better for her
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- 04-24-2007, 08:57 AM #9pappy
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15? ouch. I would have paid to have seen the look of dissapointment in her face in round 1
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eh, you were counting?? i usually have my mind on other things. Originally Posted by Ronald
did u bring a calculater?
- 04-24-2007, 10:13 AM #11pappy
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maybe it was a rough estimate.
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- 04-24-2007, 02:01 PM #12Registered User
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yeah it was jsut a guess, and im prolly exaggerating with the time it took Originally Posted by DontStop
- 04-24-2007, 02:03 PM #13Registered User
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what do you think about? Originally Posted by mboylan86
- 04-24-2007, 02:06 PM #14Registered User
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you dont have to pay, i can do that with you for free! Originally Posted by DontStop
- 04-24-2007, 02:22 PM #15Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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MY girlfriend loves the cottage cheese around my dick.....well thats what i tell her it is..........
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- 04-24-2007, 03:05 PM #17pappy
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bahah i read once to stick a donut around a guys dick and the nibble it off lol
i told my friend kyle and he was like "thatd be a bit sticky"
i totally called a pun but he didnt get itYou know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
- 04-24-2007, 03:28 PM #18cat burglar
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1. That's not a pun. Originally Posted by DontStop
2. If a guy can fit his dick in a donut hole, it's nothing to brag about. lolNo strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb
- 04-24-2007, 08:19 PM #19pappy
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It is a pun
Thatd be sticky? Sticky as in cum. and sticky as in glae.
It's a play on words
the dony would be sticky, but if you were getting head itd eventually be sticky anywayYou know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
- 04-24-2007, 08:38 PM #20Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Sweet! You beat your record of 14 pumps! Originally Posted by Ronald 
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- 04-25-2007, 04:25 AM #21Registered User
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Originally Posted by Ronald
eh.......... tax returns?
- 04-25-2007, 07:26 AM #22Registered User
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haha nice, nothing like sex and a tax return Originally Posted by mboylan86 eh.......... tax returns?
- 04-25-2007, 09:03 AM #23pappy
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I havent had sex since January. I have so much pent up sex energy i could bust a uterus
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- 04-25-2007, 10:58 AM #24Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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That don't sound good... Originally Posted by DontStop DRSE Reconnaissance
- 04-25-2007, 10:59 AM #25pappy
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Not at all. I havent even "slept" with my bf yet. And it's at the point that if i even see a bulge i have to take a few deep breaths.
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- 04-25-2007, 11:07 AM #26Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by DontStop
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- 04-25-2007, 11:09 AM #27pappy
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"Shine On! Shine On!"
Good ol Van HalenYou know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
- 04-25-2007, 11:13 AM #28Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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I don't know that song. I only listen to heavy music (mostly). No whipped cream. Originally Posted by DontStop DRSE Reconnaissance
- 04-25-2007, 11:13 AM #29pappy
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Humans Being
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Is that Van Halen or what I like to call Van Hagar? Originally Posted by DontStop
The early stuff was good, but Hagar I can't stand.DRSE Reconnaissance
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