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Old 01-09-2008, 01:44 PM   #1
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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half



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WTF? So 2700 ft equals 11/2 miles now does it? Todays youth...


Rob seriously, please put in a special needs forum I'm begging you!
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WTF? So 2700 ft equals 11/2 miles now does it? Todays youth...


Rob seriously, please put in a special needs forum I'm begging you!
please take note that i copied and pasted that from another site.
so yes rob, start a special needs forum for those who directly quote.



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Also, it would be 18 ft per session and that would make 2808 ft per year which would equate to a little more than 1/2 a mile. ARGH!
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dont argue with me....like ive already said...quoting...



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please take note that i copied and pasted that from another site.
so yes rob, start a special needs forum for those who directly quote.
I have no response...
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I would edit, fast DontStop.
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Is it possible to edit intelligence?
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I would edit, fast DontStop.
i can't edit.



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This is why Canadians use the metric system.

Too stupid for standard units of measurement.
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that was quoted from an american site
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Why are you guys all gang banging the poor girl?



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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half
"The average woman" hmmmnn... not in SFLA! The heat does "funny" things to our minds down here! Ha Ha!
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My friend Cory says different women have different sized vaginal canals. I cant imagine a shallow canal..



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My friend Cory says different women have different sized vaginal canals. I cant imagine a shallow canal..
They have surgeries for that. Unless I'm misunderstanding in the sense of the Full canal! I had a woman describe herself as a "baby" down there after her surgery! You don't want to know how I reacted after that.
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like a baby? Cause I'm sure she knows how big a babies birth canal is



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like a baby? Cause I'm sure she knows how big a babies birth canal is

You know what I mean..... I know the surgery is a lot of reshaping and probably stiching but how far they go into the "canal" I wouldn't know.

Is there a Doctor in the house?
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like a baby? Cause I'm sure she knows how big a babies birth canal is
What? You've never fingered an infant?
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My friend Cory says different women have different sized vaginal canals. I cant imagine a shallow canal..
Did you just indirectly admit to having a bucket pussy?


All pussy is not equal. Some are deeper than others...some wider....some with or without realistic walls to feel while fucking.

If the average dick is just shy of 6" then a shallow pussy would have to be like 4" deep or less...That happens with shorter girls, or very petite girls. I can't imagine a tall girl only taking 4 inches.



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Did you just indirectly admit to having a bucket pussy?


All pussy is not equal. Some are deeper than others...some wider....some with or without realistic walls to feel while fucking.

If the average dick is just shy of 6" then a shallow pussy would have to be like 4" deep or less...That happens with shorter girls, or very petite girls. I can't imagine a tall girl only taking 4 inches.
so what your trying to say is the 6'4 amazonian chick i know might have a huge pussy?



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so what your trying to say is the 6'4 amazonian chick i know might have a huge pussy?


Anyone with the name "amazonian" in front, it's pretty much a given.
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so what your trying to say is the 6'4 amazonian chick i know might have a huge pussy?
Maybe...I think height and structure play a huge roll in what you will find down there. This is not true all the time, and I have no science to back me up either.

I have been with women over 6 feet and I don't recall ever hitting the bottom on any of them. Then I reflect on the girls shorter than say 5'5" and I have to say half of them I hit bottom. Any girl hovering around 5' I always hit bottom.

Look back at all the girls you have slept with and think how their pussy was and what similar traits they have. I"ve kinda made a game out of guessing what I am getting before I get it...and I'm not always right, but most of the time I am not far off.



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ive only slept with one girl she was about 5' and i hit bottom.



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the amazoinian chick wants my dick lol



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ive only slept with one girl she was about 5' and i hit bottom.
You slept with a 5 year old??????? Sick man.



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