Bad pussy?

Stewart20 · 03-28-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

Its true, Ive heard of this test too, but have you done it and decided to bail? Its fucking hard to do. Well, unless you dont care about being rude, which I dont usually, but I am quite sensitive about sex. (see Performance Anxiety thread)

However, there is a scale of whats bad to good. I dont do the sniff test, cuz with me, theyd always fail. What I care about is what I smell during sex. In other words, my finger might smell foul, but then again its right up to my nose. During sex, I may not smell anything, which to me, is average-good sex.

Then again, use your head, if the girl just got off work OR if you were out dancing with her, she has a good chance of smelling like hell down there (ive had some that didnt though) cuz she hasnt bathed in a while.

All in all, its a true turn off and is the WORST for me. I am realistic, I know everyone's shit stinks, but those who dont address it are the ones that need to be avoided. And...sometimes youll never know until its too late.

Gotta love AKIRA's posts, always right to the point and mostly spot on.

He has a point though. If you don't smell anything during sex, then who cares if they smell up close? And, not for nothing, but I never went down on any girl that I just met. It was sex or nothing. To me, you save that stuff for your girlfriend/wife in a committed relationship, and by that time, you're gonna know what the deal is down there. Hell, I have been with girls who wouldn't even let me do it to them after seeing them exclusively for over 3 months. They thought it was a more "special" type thing reserved for the people they truly trust. Hey, fine with me

fUnc17 · 03-28-2008, 10:49 AM

This is why the first fuck is never at my house. This way, if it does smell like shit you can say "baby im so horny but i gotta pee, i want u to finger urself till i come back then i'll eat you out". You then make your escape and chances are she'll get off on her own. Everyone wins!

NFOMan · 03-28-2008, 08:40 PM

Guy, you just have to get accusomed to the fact that vaginas smell. Get used to it! (Cumming from a married man!)

Women don't know this --how would they? You must either accept this aspect of sex and accept this and get off with banging requires some input from you. Your choice. (While we're particularly clueless in most tasks,
women think men just bang, and don't have any preferences) You have to tell them.

Advice: Adivse your partner. Work the issue, and have a good time !

Note (The girls dont know about this stuff , and it's your job to let them know that they will get a better fuck, with a some advance preparation area.

IMHO (been there)

TrojanMan60563 · 03-29-2008, 08:17 AM

not all pussy smells as stated above...if a girl was at work all day or doing physical work it might be a little musky, but not offensive by any means. Pussy shouldn't have a gross odor anymore then your balls should.

I was drunk with this girl for the first time and she was cute...went to eat her pussy just assuming it was ok...stunk SO bad I almost couldn't even fuck her...and I didn't even get my tongue to her pussy before coming back up....I told her friend about it because I didn't feel right telling her. Needless to say next time we fucked I noticed there wasn't a stink. So either she went to the Dr. and had something fixed, or she was just not paying close enough attention to her stuff while bathing....and started to actually wash her shit.

Nothing attactive about stinky pinky

NFOMan · 03-29-2008, 06:48 PM

[quote=TrojanMan60563;1761107]not all pussy smells as stated above...if a girl was at work all day or doing physical work it might be a little musky, but not offensive by any means. Pussy shouldn't have a gross odor anymore then your balls should.

I was drunk with this girl for the first time and she was cute...went to eat her pussy just assuming it was ok] ...

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Well, one technique that seems to bring results is to bathe together. She can stoke your balls, and you can get the area prepared for clean lovin.

AKIRA · 03-29-2008, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NFOMan

Guy, you just have to get accusomed to the fact that vaginas smell. Get used to it! (Cumming from a married man!)

Women don't know this --how would they? You must either accept this aspect of sex and accept this and get off with banging requires some input from you. Your choice. (While we're particularly clueless in most tasks,
women think men just bang, and don't have any preferences) You have to tell them.

Advice: Adivse your partner. Work the issue, and have a good time !

Note (The girls dont know about this stuff , and it's your job to let them know that they will get a better fuck, with a some advance preparation area.

IMHO (been there)

Women dont know if they stink? Well, YOU can fuck them, cuz there are girls out there that do know if their shit stinks.

My friend Danielle tells me she does the sniff test on herself before sex Thats dedication!

NFOMan · 03-30-2008, 07:54 PM

I don't understand the debate. Cunt smells. But there's ways of handling this, and we all enjoy the eatin' . The ladies are happy to handle the stuff, but they have to know -- maybe they don't like our prick smell, (nobody complains) Ladies?

Mista · 03-30-2008, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NFOMan

Guy, you just have to get accusomed to the fact that vaginas smell. Get used to it! (Cumming from a married man!)

Women don't know this --how would they? You must either accept this aspect of sex and accept this and get off with banging requires some input from you. Your choice. (While we're particularly clueless in most tasks,
women think men just bang, and don't have any preferences) You have to tell them.

Advice: Adivse your partner. Work the issue, and have a good time !

Note (The girls dont know about this stuff , and it's your job to let them know that they will get a better fuck, with a some advance preparation area.

IMHO (been there)

WTF?

Mista · 03-30-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NFOMan

I don't understand the debate. Cunt smells. But there's ways of handling this, and we all enjoy the eatin' . The ladies are happy to handle the stuff, but they have to know -- maybe they don't like our prick smell, (nobody complains) Ladies?

Girls have told me about guys that smell.

HialeahChico305 · 03-30-2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mista

Girls have told me about guys that smell.

They probably have but I bet the guy never knew about it(because he was never told by the girl), and she still got the done job .

alexvega · 03-30-2008, 10:15 PM

chupo todo, cualquier clitoris.
son deliciosos

TrojanMan60563 · 03-30-2008, 11:07 PM

my guess is a higher % of girls stink vs guys. Sweaty balls are nothing like funky pussy.

AKIRA · 03-31-2008, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

my guess is a higher % of girls stink vs guys. Sweaty balls are nothing like funky pussy.

Thank you!

I always know if my shit stinks. How? Cuz I know if I sweat before sex or if I took a shit. 10 times out of 10 says that I am going to be stinky.

Oh and not all "cunts smell."

chiquita6683 · 03-31-2008, 01:58 PM

this thread is very informative, thanks guys. my shits clean, most of the time, now why cant I getta peice?

jimijimi · 03-31-2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

They probably have but I bet the guy never knew about it(because he was never told by the girl), and she still got the done job .

CHICS From Miami get the job done, I know i grew up there.

HialeahChico305 · 03-31-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

this thread is very informative, thanks guys. my shits clean, most of the time, now why cant I getta peice?

TrojanMan60563 · 03-31-2008, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

this thread is very informative, thanks guys. my shits clean, most of the time, now why cant I getta peice?

most of the time? Maybe you try when its not the right time?

I'm sure you have no issues getting men to do whatever you want them to.

chiquita6683 · 03-31-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

I'm sure you have no issues getting men to do whatever you want them to.

actually i dont get them to do anything. i guess im kind of shy.......well no not all the time.
i guess i never get to the point that im comfortable getting anything from them (or mutual give and take) bc i feel that i dont know them well enough or whatever. its been a very long time since ive had a relationship

Metallibanger · 04-01-2008, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

actually i dont get them to do anything. i guess im kind of shy.......well no not all the time.
i guess i never get to the point that im comfortable getting anything from them (or mutual give and take) bc i feel that i dont know them well enough or whatever. its been a very long time since ive had a relationship

Can't find the right man?

chiquita6683 · 04-01-2008, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Metallibanger

Can't find the right man?

I guess not, its complicated.

Metallibanger · 04-01-2008, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

I guess not, its complicated.

I have the same issue with girls. They only want me for my body

maniclion · 04-01-2008, 01:30 PM

Sometimes they'll have a false smell like if they have been at the beach all day they may have a fishy tinge that just needs a good soaping away.

My friends Bamma and CJ had an awful experience one time. They were gonna do a tag session on a beautiful girl they'd met on Waikiki's Pier, they get to her room and Brandon starts finger banging her in a chair CJ is in the toilet pissing he comes out and the sun hits her just right and he sees an opalescent greenish shimmer on her gyro. He grabs his clothes and tells Bama they gotta go and rushes into the hotel hall and puts his clothes on waiting for Bama. Now fully dressed he thinks Bama must be getting dressed inside he opens the door and has to jump on Bamas head right before he starts licking. Bama's fucking pissed and says what the fuck and all that CJ winks and says they forgot about needing to be back at the ship that morning. Bama gets in the hall and CJ tells him what he saw. Brandon spends all day rewashing his hands over and over thinking he caught something, cuts his fingernails to nubs and swears to kill CJ for almost letting him lick it....from that day on the girl was the Gyro Beast.....in Thailand we see this meat dish with green curry sauce and Cj almost pukes!!!

min0 lee · 04-01-2008, 01:35 PM

WTF? Green?

maniclion · 04-01-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

WTF? Green?

opalescent greensh shimmer, don't downplay my poetry!!!! Lookup soozak...

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03-28-2008, 08:40 PM	#34
NFOMan Member Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: OK Posts: 124	Man, there is no bad pussy Guy, you just have to get accusomed to the fact that vaginas smell. Get used to it! (Cumming from a married man!) Women don't know this --how would they? You must either accept this aspect of sex and accept this and get off with banging requires some input from you. Your choice. (While we're particularly clueless in most tasks, women think men just bang, and don't have any preferences) You have to tell them. Advice: Adivse your partner. Work the issue, and have a good time ! Note (The girls dont know about this stuff , and it's your job to let them know that they will get a better fuck, with a some advance preparation area. IMHO (been there)

03-29-2008, 08:17 AM	#35
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 2,854 Photos: 1	not all pussy smells as stated above...if a girl was at work all day or doing physical work it might be a little musky, but not offensive by any means. Pussy shouldn't have a gross odor anymore then your balls should. I was drunk with this girl for the first time and she was cute...went to eat her pussy just assuming it was ok...stunk SO bad I almost couldn't even fuck her...and I didn't even get my tongue to her pussy before coming back up....I told her friend about it because I didn't feel right telling her. Needless to say next time we fucked I noticed there wasn't a stink. So either she went to the Dr. and had something fixed, or she was just not paying close enough attention to her stuff while bathing....and started to actually wash her shit. Nothing attactive about stinky pinky
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03-29-2008, 06:48 PM	#36
NFOMan Member Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: OK Posts: 124	a suggestion [quote=TrojanMan60563;1761107]not all pussy smells as stated above...if a girl was at work all day or doing physical work it might be a little musky, but not offensive by any means. Pussy shouldn't have a gross odor anymore then your balls should. I was drunk with this girl for the first time and she was cute...went to eat her pussy just assuming it was ok] ... --------------------------------------------------- Well, one technique that seems to bring results is to bathe together. She can stoke your balls, and you can get the area prepared for clean lovin.

03-30-2008, 07:54 PM	#38
NFOMan Member Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: OK Posts: 124	I don't understand the debate. Cunt smells. But there's ways of handling this, and we all enjoy the eatin' . The ladies are happy to handle the stuff, but they have to know -- maybe they don't like our prick smell, (nobody complains) Ladies?

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chiquita6683 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 771 Photos: 1	this thread is very informative, thanks guys. my shits clean, most of the time, now why cant I getta peice?

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