Strangest thing you've ever jacked off to...

Crono1000 · 04-01-2008, 08:34 PM

not like anyone'll actually confess...

Crono1000 · 04-01-2008, 09:11 PM

btw it's anonymous so fess up!

HialeahChico305 · 04-01-2008, 10:33 PM

at old people porn....thats just plain nasty

maniclion · 04-02-2008, 02:42 AM

Where's the furniture porn?

Vieope · 04-02-2008, 04:48 AM

Ted Bundy once said porn was one of the reasons he killed women for sexual pleasure. It started when he was still a teenager finding regular porn excited him a lot, then after a while it was not enough. He started reading S&M porn but like regular porn, after a few months it was not enough too. Since he could not find anything harder, something more sick than S&M magazines, he started killing because that was the only thing left to do.

I dont think porn will do that to everyone but it can definitely make people more used to sick things. Become desensitized like Homer Simpson usually says. When I was a teenager I saw a porn movie and a woman was doing a blowjob. I thought it was the sickest thing ever! Somehow I got used to that.
What was the sickest thing I watched? Some japanese porn. Asians can be insane.

AKIRA · 04-02-2008, 04:26 PM

I guess if anyone wanted to fuck Vieope, category 1 & 9 gets a vote.

Little Wing · 04-02-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vieope

Ted Bundy once said porn was one of the reasons he killed women for sexual pleasure. It started when he was still a teenager finding regular porn excited him a lot, then after a while it was not enough. He started reading S&M porn but like regular porn, after a few months it was not enough too. Since he could not find anything harder, something more sick than S&M magazines, he started killing because that was the only thing left to do.

I dont think porn will do that to everyone but it can definitely make people more used to sick things. Become desensitized like Homer Simpson usually says. When I was a teenager I saw a porn movie and a woman was doing a blowjob. I thought it was the sickest thing ever! Somehow I got used to that.
What was the sickest thing I watched? Some japanese porn. Asians can be insane.

i know someone that watches so much porn he told me a shit scene turned him on once.

i think that should be a wake up call that screams "hellfuckingo i have a problem".

Doublebase · 04-02-2008, 05:47 PM

Ew to 2girls1cup. Sicko.

danzik17 · 04-02-2008, 10:58 PM

I think the real question is where can I get this aforementioned Clown Porn, and is it hilarious?

Plateau_Max · 04-03-2008, 06:32 PM

I would also like to see this clown porn...

Crono1000 · 04-03-2008, 10:43 PM

RAMCO Productions - Innovators of Pornography - The Makers of Clown Porn

tomuchgear · 04-04-2008, 12:44 PM

strangest thing for me la blue girl. bourdom at a much younger age.

goob · 04-04-2008, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono1000

RAMCO Productions - Innovators of Pornography - The Makers of Clown Porn

This actually exsists????????

Psychiatrists would have a field day with this genre....

ALBOB · 04-07-2008, 10:34 AM

A picture of Titanya.

stephfanny · 04-09-2008, 08:24 AM

Technically, us females can't jack off...but we can masturbate to porn. On this list, golden showers gets my vote...the rest is just plain sick!

Stephie

**I Are Baboon** · 04-09-2008, 12:09 PM

The Care Bears. Also, Smurfette.
The music video for the song "The Curly Shuffle"
That scene in "Spies Like Us" when they are rushed through spy training ("Begin radical vertical impact simulation!")
Listening to "One Toke Over the Line"
Any Lord of the Rings scene which features female Hobbits ("Hobbitses" in Gollumspeak)
Last night, watching A-Rod strike out four times against Kansas City

**IainDaniel** · 04-09-2008, 12:16 PM

This past weekend, watching the Jays sweep the RedSox.

**I Are Baboon** · 04-09-2008, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

This past weekend, watching the Jays sweep the RedSox.

I could understand that.

**IainDaniel** · 04-09-2008, 12:20 PM

Then I went limp watching there pitching last night against the A's

View Poll Results: Weirdest thing you've ever cranked one out to
Beastiality	4	14.29%
2girls1cup	1	3.57%
Shemale porn	8	28.57%
Midget porn	3	10.71%
Golden Shower/ Pee porn	5	17.86%
Scat/ Poop porn	2	7.14%
Obesity porn	4	14.29%
Mature/ Old People Porn	5	17.86%
Clown/ Furry Porn	3	10.71%
Other	7	25.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

04-01-2008, 08:34 PM	#1
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,666 Photos: 11	Strangest thing you've ever jacked off to... not like anyone'll actually confess...

04-02-2008, 04:48 AM	#5
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,817 Photos: 10	Ted Bundy once said porn was one of the reasons he killed women for sexual pleasure. It started when he was still a teenager finding regular porn excited him a lot, then after a while it was not enough. He started reading S&M porn but like regular porn, after a few months it was not enough too. Since he could not find anything harder, something more sick than S&M magazines, he started killing because that was the only thing left to do. I dont think porn will do that to everyone but it can definitely make people more used to sick things. Become desensitized like Homer Simpson usually says. When I was a teenager I saw a porn movie and a woman was doing a blowjob. I thought it was the sickest thing ever! Somehow I got used to that. What was the sickest thing I watched? Some japanese porn. Asians can be insane.
	FURtherness

04-02-2008, 04:26 PM	#6
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 7,652 Photos: 3	I guess if anyone wanted to fuck Vieope, category 1 & 9 gets a vote. Last edited by AKIRA : 04-02-2008 at 04:26 PM. Reason: Forgot 9
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04-02-2008, 10:58 PM	#9
danzik17 Gender: MALE Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,898 Blog Entries: 5	I think the real question is where can I get this aforementioned Clown Porn, and is it hilarious?
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04-01-2008, 09:11 PM	#2
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,666 Photos: 11	btw it's anonymous so fess up!

04-02-2008, 02:42 AM	#4
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,660 Photos: 10	Where's the furniture porn?

04-02-2008, 05:47 PM	#8
Doublebase Lightweight, Ya Buddy! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philly Posts: 6,472	Ew to 2girls1cup. Sicko.

04-03-2008, 06:32 PM	#10
Plateau_Max I enjoy SkyDiving Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 865	I would also like to see this clown porn...
	"Years of hard work for only a single moment of perfection is a worthy trade." - Myself

04-03-2008, 10:43 PM	#11
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,666 Photos: 11	RAMCO Productions - Innovators of Pornography - The Makers of Clown Porn

04-04-2008, 12:44 PM	#12
tomuchgear bout to get into the game Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,571 Photos: 2	strangest thing for me la blue girl. bourdom at a much younger age.
	i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

04-07-2008, 10:34 AM	#14
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,129	A picture of Titanya.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

04-09-2008, 08:24 AM	#15
stephfanny Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 55 Photos: 3	Technically, us females can't jack off... Technically, us females can't jack off...but we can masturbate to porn. On this list, golden showers gets my vote...the rest is just plain sick! Stephie

04-09-2008, 12:09 PM	#16
I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 10,805 Photos: 10	The Care Bears. Also, Smurfette. The music video for the song "The Curly Shuffle" That scene in "Spies Like Us" when they are rushed through spy training ("Begin radical vertical impact simulation!") Listening to "One Toke Over the Line" Any Lord of the Rings scene which features female Hobbits ("Hobbitses" in Gollumspeak) Last night, watching A-Rod strike out four times against Kansas City

04-09-2008, 12:16 PM	#17
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,381	This past weekend, watching the Jays sweep the RedSox.
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

04-09-2008, 12:20 PM	#19
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,381	Then I went limp watching there pitching last night against the A's
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

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