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Strangest thing you've ever jacked off to...



View Poll Results: Weirdest thing you've ever cranked one out to
Beastiality 4 13.79%
2girls1cup 1 3.45%
Shemale porn 9 31.03%
Midget porn 3 10.34%
Golden Shower/ Pee porn 5 17.24%
Scat/ Poop porn 2 6.90%
Obesity porn 4 13.79%
Mature/ Old People Porn 5 17.24%
Clown/ Furry Porn 3 10.34%
Other 7 24.14%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 04-01-2008, 09:34 PM   #1
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Strangest thing you've ever jacked off to...

not like anyone'll actually confess...
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Old 04-01-2008, 10:11 PM   #2
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btw it's anonymous so fess up!
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:33 PM   #3
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at old people porn....thats just plain nasty



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Old 04-02-2008, 03:42 AM   #4
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Where's the furniture porn?



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Old 04-02-2008, 05:48 AM   #5
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Ted Bundy once said porn was one of the reasons he killed women for sexual pleasure. It started when he was still a teenager finding regular porn excited him a lot, then after a while it was not enough. He started reading S&M porn but like regular porn, after a few months it was not enough too. Since he could not find anything harder, something more sick than S&M magazines, he started killing because that was the only thing left to do.

I dont think porn will do that to everyone but it can definitely make people more used to sick things. Become desensitized like Homer Simpson usually says. When I was a teenager I saw a porn movie and a woman was doing a blowjob. I thought it was the sickest thing ever! Somehow I got used to that.
What was the sickest thing I watched? Some japanese porn. Asians can be insane.
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Old 04-02-2008, 05:26 PM   #6
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I guess if anyone wanted to fuck Vieope, category 1 & 9 gets a vote.



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Old 04-02-2008, 06:33 PM   #7
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Ted Bundy once said porn was one of the reasons he killed women for sexual pleasure. It started when he was still a teenager finding regular porn excited him a lot, then after a while it was not enough. He started reading S&M porn but like regular porn, after a few months it was not enough too. Since he could not find anything harder, something more sick than S&M magazines, he started killing because that was the only thing left to do.

I dont think porn will do that to everyone but it can definitely make people more used to sick things. Become desensitized like Homer Simpson usually says. When I was a teenager I saw a porn movie and a woman was doing a blowjob. I thought it was the sickest thing ever! Somehow I got used to that.
What was the sickest thing I watched? Some japanese porn. Asians can be insane.

i know someone that watches so much porn he told me a shit scene turned him on once.

i think that should be a wake up call that screams "hellfuckingo i have a problem".



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Old 04-02-2008, 06:47 PM   #8
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Ew to 2girls1cup. Sicko.



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Old 04-02-2008, 11:58 PM   #9
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I think the real question is where can I get this aforementioned Clown Porn, and is it hilarious?



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Old 04-03-2008, 07:32 PM   #10
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I would also like to see this clown porn...



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Old 04-03-2008, 11:43 PM   #11
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RAMCO Productions - Innovators of Pornography - The Makers of Clown Porn
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:44 PM   #12
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strangest thing for me la blue girl. bourdom at a much younger age.



i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
there is no damn justice in the world.
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Old 04-04-2008, 05:03 PM   #13
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This actually exsists????????

Psychiatrists would have a field day with this genre....



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A picture of Titanya.



Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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Technically, us females can't jack off...

Technically, us females can't jack off...but we can masturbate to porn. On this list, golden showers gets my vote...the rest is just plain sick!

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The Care Bears. Also, Smurfette.
The music video for the song "The Curly Shuffle"
That scene in "Spies Like Us" when they are rushed through spy training ("Begin radical vertical impact simulation!")
Listening to "One Toke Over the Line"
Any Lord of the Rings scene which features female Hobbits ("Hobbitses" in Gollumspeak)
Last night, watching A-Rod strike out four times against Kansas City
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This past weekend, watching the Jays sweep the RedSox.



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I could understand that.
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Then I went limp watching there pitching last night against the A's



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