Thread: Strangest thing you've ever jacked off to...

btw it's anonymous so fess up!

at old people porn....thats just plain nasty

Where's the furniture porn?

Ted Bundy once said porn was one of the reasons he killed women for sexual pleasure. It started when he was still a teenager finding regular porn excited him a lot, then after a while it was not enough. He started reading S&M porn but like regular porn, after a few months it was not enough too. Since he could not find anything harder, something more sick than S&M magazines, he started killing because that was the only thing left to do.

I dont think porn will do that to everyone but it can definitely make people more used to sick things. Become desensitized like Homer Simpson usually says. When I was a teenager I saw a porn movie and a woman was doing a blowjob. I thought it was the sickest thing ever! Somehow I got used to that.
What was the sickest thing I watched? Some japanese porn. Asians can be insane.

I guess if anyone wanted to fuck Vieope, category 1 & 9 gets a vote.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Ted Bundy once said porn was one of the reasons he killed women for sexual pleasure. It started when he was still a teenager finding regular porn excited him a lot, then after a while it was not enough. He started reading S&M porn but like regular porn, after a few months it was not enough too. Since he could not find anything harder, something more sick than S&M magazines, he started killing because that was the only thing left to do.

I dont think porn will do that to everyone but it can definitely make people more used to sick things. Become desensitized like Homer Simpson usually says. When I was a teenager I saw a porn movie and a woman was doing a blowjob. I thought it was the sickest thing ever! Somehow I got used to that.
What was the sickest thing I watched? Some japanese porn. Asians can be insane.

i know someone that watches so much porn he told me a shit scene turned him on once.

i think that should be a wake up call that screams "hellfuckingo i have a problem".

Ew to 2girls1cup. Sicko.

I think the real question is where can I get this aforementioned Clown Porn, and is it hilarious?

I would also like to see this clown porn...

RAMCO Productions - Innovators of Pornography - The Makers of Clown Porn

strangest thing for me la blue girl. bourdom at a much younger age.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

RAMCO Productions - Innovators of Pornography - The Makers of Clown Porn

This actually exsists????????

Psychiatrists would have a field day with this genre....

A picture of Titanya.

Technically, us females can't jack off...but we can masturbate to porn. On this list, golden showers gets my vote...the rest is just plain sick!

Stephie

The Care Bears. Also, Smurfette.
The music video for the song "The Curly Shuffle"
That scene in "Spies Like Us" when they are rushed through spy training ("Begin radical vertical impact simulation!")
Listening to "One Toke Over the Line"
Any Lord of the Rings scene which features female Hobbits ("Hobbitses" in Gollumspeak)
Last night, watching A-Rod strike out four times against Kansas City

This past weekend, watching the Jays sweep the RedSox.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

This past weekend, watching the Jays sweep the RedSox.

I could understand that.