Describe what you think is the optimum penis?

Irons77 · 04-22-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear

jesus irons your killing me here.

All fun and games bro, relax man

HialeahChico305 · 04-22-2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Irons77

Meeting place? lol

what if shes packing? I wouln't risk it.

tomuchgear · 04-23-2008, 08:17 AM

i know i mean you are cracking me up. sorry i should have been more clear.

Irons77 · 04-23-2008, 08:41 AM

My bad, I'll take you off my list lol

tomuchgear · 04-23-2008, 01:16 PM

damn i made it on some ones list now i am off. damn man i suck.

Irons77 · 04-23-2008, 01:37 PM

my hit list lol thats not a good thing

tomuchgear · 04-23-2008, 02:38 PM

hahahah oops my bad.

goob · 04-23-2008, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Irons77

my hit list lol thats not a good thing

What irons means is

HIT = Homosexually Interesting Targets list.

Be afraid toomuchgear......be very afraid

tomuchgear · 04-24-2008, 09:32 AM

Irons77 · 04-24-2008, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goob

What irons means is

HIT = Homosexually Interesting Targets list.

Be afraid toomuchgear......be very afraid

Good one goob, I gotta remember that

socalartist · 05-18-2008, 05:10 PM

i agree with TrojanMan60563, sometimes you gotta pass on the pussy, something a lesser man couldn't do. And, sometime you have to tame the pussy too and beat it up ......interesting little thread while i'm sufing this forum

AKIRA · 05-18-2008, 05:30 PM

Ill be the firs tot say that I am not 9", but I am larger than 6". With that, Ive been told I have a big dick. Not by everyone, but more than one or two have said this while everyone else just didnt say anything.

I had two women call it "perfect." I dont know what that means, but I smiled like this

In any case, a girl that demands such a size of 9" prolly has a nickname as Lucy. One of the poor downsides with sluts.

bio-chem · 05-18-2008, 06:16 PM

this sounds like a thread that would be started by a former member. im thinking john h

Stevens · 05-19-2008, 03:19 PM

Imagine a muscle-bound sexy woman squeezing your testicles with her hands.

A sexual turn on or what?

would you like to play with my testicles?

The thought of actress Lacey Tuner from the soap Eastenders gives me a 6" hardon.

how fast does it take for you to squirt sperm from your penis after you start wanking?

When at home and I think of female bodybuilder Lesa Lewis I squirt sperm out of my penis within 1 minute.

Irons77 · 05-19-2008, 03:39 PM

oooookkkkkkk

Stevens · 05-19-2008, 03:55 PM

do you like having sexy with muscle-bound strong female bodybuilders?

I am looking for a female bodybuilder aged 18+ to legally have sex with!

Irons77 · 05-19-2008, 06:47 PM

To bad, female bodybuilders don't like a small penis

min0 lee · 05-19-2008, 07:14 PM

TrojanMan60563 · 05-20-2008, 07:21 AM

Dicks and vaginas are like a pair of pants. Some fit better then others. I don't think there is a correct size...its whatever works for you. When you are at the mall and the pants don't fit you put them back on the rack and find another pair/brand.

Stevens · 05-27-2008, 04:15 PM

I masturbate about Madonna.

do you?

danzik17 · 05-27-2008, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

Dicks and vaginas are like a pair of pants. Some fit better then others. I don't think there is a correct size...its whatever works for you. When you are at the mall and the pants don't fit you put them back on the rack and find another pair/brand.

......so you're saying I need a returnable mail order wife?

rick22 · 07-13-2008, 05:02 AM

lol.. what happened man... y did u ask such a question..? is ur gf not satisfied..?

04-23-2008, 08:17 AM	#33
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	i know i mean you are cracking me up. sorry i should have been more clear. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

04-23-2008, 08:41 AM	#34
Irons77 Training like a bitch Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 914	My bad, I'll take you off my list lol Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

04-23-2008, 01:16 PM	#35
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	damn i made it on some ones list now i am off. damn man i suck. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

04-23-2008, 01:37 PM	#36
Irons77 Training like a bitch Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 914	my hit list lol thats not a good thing Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

04-23-2008, 02:38 PM	#37
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	hahahah oops my bad. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

04-24-2008, 09:32 AM	#39
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

05-18-2008, 05:10 PM	#41
socalartist Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CA Posts: 2	i agree with TrojanMan60563, sometimes you gotta pass on the pussy, something a lesser man couldn't do. And, sometime you have to tame the pussy too and beat it up ......interesting little thread while i'm sufing this forum

05-18-2008, 05:30 PM	#42
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 8,787 Photos: 3	Ill be the firs tot say that I am not 9", but I am larger than 6". With that, Ive been told I have a big dick. Not by everyone, but more than one or two have said this while everyone else just didnt say anything. I had two women call it "perfect." I dont know what that means, but I smiled like this In any case, a girl that demands such a size of 9" prolly has a nickname as Lucy. One of the poor downsides with sluts. 6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

05-18-2008, 06:16 PM	#43
bio-chem Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 5,773 Photos: 14	this sounds like a thread that would be started by a former member. im thinking john h

05-19-2008, 03:19 PM	#44
Stevens Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 70	Describe what you think is the optimum penis? Imagine a muscle-bound sexy woman squeezing your testicles with her hands. A sexual turn on or what? would you like to play with my testicles? The thought of actress Lacey Tuner from the soap Eastenders gives me a 6" hardon. how fast does it take for you to squirt sperm from your penis after you start wanking? When at home and I think of female bodybuilder Lesa Lewis I squirt sperm out of my penis within 1 minute.

05-19-2008, 03:39 PM	#45
Irons77 Training like a bitch Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 914	oooookkkkkkk Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

05-19-2008, 03:55 PM	#46
Stevens Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 70	Describe what you think is the optimum penis? do you like having sexy with muscle-bound strong female bodybuilders? I am looking for a female bodybuilder aged 18+ to legally have sex with!

05-19-2008, 06:47 PM	#47
Irons77 Training like a bitch Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 914	To bad, female bodybuilders don't like a small penis Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

05-19-2008, 07:14 PM	#48
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	How To Do The Perfect Bench Press Rep Bodybuilding and Lifting Weights, the Difference ironmagazine-frapper

05-20-2008, 07:21 AM	#49
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 3,391 Photos: 1	Dicks and vaginas are like a pair of pants. Some fit better then others. I don't think there is a correct size...its whatever works for you. When you are at the mall and the pants don't fit you put them back on the rack and find another pair/brand.

05-27-2008, 04:15 PM	#50
Stevens Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 70	Describe what you think is the optimum penis? I masturbate about Madonna. do you?

07-13-2008, 05:02 AM	#52
rick22 Newbie Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 10	lol.. what happened man... y did u ask such a question..? is ur gf not satisfied..?

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