Describe what you think is the optimum penis?

**Irons77** · 04-22-2008, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by tomuchgear

jesus irons your killing me here.

All fun and games bro, relax man

**HialeahChico305** · 04-22-2008, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Irons77

Meeting place? lol

what if shes packing? I wouln't risk it.

**tomuchgear** · 04-23-2008, 07:17 AM

i know i mean you are cracking me up. sorry i should have been more clear.

**Irons77** · 04-23-2008, 07:41 AM

My bad, I'll take you off my list lol

**tomuchgear** · 04-23-2008, 12:16 PM

damn i made it on some ones list now i am off. damn man i suck.

**Irons77** · 04-23-2008, 12:37 PM

my hit list lol thats not a good thing

**tomuchgear** · 04-23-2008, 01:38 PM

hahahah oops my bad.

**goob** · 04-23-2008, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Irons77

my hit list lol thats not a good thing

What irons means is

HIT = Homosexually Interesting Targets list.

Be afraid toomuchgear......be very afraid

**tomuchgear** · 04-24-2008, 08:32 AM

**Irons77** · 04-24-2008, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by goob

What irons means is

HIT = Homosexually Interesting Targets list.

Be afraid toomuchgear......be very afraid

Good one goob, I gotta remember that

**socalartist** · 05-18-2008, 04:10 PM

i agree with TrojanMan60563, sometimes you gotta pass on the pussy, something a lesser man couldn't do. And, sometime you have to tame the pussy too and beat it up ......interesting little thread while i'm sufing this forum

**AKIRA** · 05-18-2008, 04:30 PM

Ill be the firs tot say that I am not 9", but I am larger than 6". With that, Ive been told I have a big dick. Not by everyone, but more than one or two have said this while everyone else just didnt say anything.

I had two women call it "perfect." I dont know what that means, but I smiled like this

In any case, a girl that demands such a size of 9" prolly has a nickname as Lucy. One of the poor downsides with sluts.

**bio-chem** · 05-18-2008, 05:16 PM

this sounds like a thread that would be started by a former member. im thinking john h

**Stevens** · 05-19-2008, 02:19 PM

Imagine a muscle-bound sexy woman squeezing your testicles with her hands.

A sexual turn on or what?

would you like to play with my testicles?

The thought of actress Lacey Tuner from the soap Eastenders gives me a 6" hardon.

how fast does it take for you to squirt sperm from your penis after you start wanking?

When at home and I think of female bodybuilder Lesa Lewis I squirt sperm out of my penis within 1 minute.

**Irons77** · 05-19-2008, 02:39 PM

oooookkkkkkk

**Stevens** · 05-19-2008, 02:55 PM

do you like having sexy with muscle-bound strong female bodybuilders?

I am looking for a female bodybuilder aged 18+ to legally have sex with!

**Irons77** · 05-19-2008, 05:47 PM

To bad, female bodybuilders don't like a small penis

**min0 lee** · 05-19-2008, 06:14 PM

**TrojanMan60563** · 05-20-2008, 06:21 AM

Dicks and vaginas are like a pair of pants. Some fit better then others. I don't think there is a correct size...its whatever works for you. When you are at the mall and the pants don't fit you put them back on the rack and find another pair/brand.

**Stevens** · 05-27-2008, 03:15 PM

I masturbate about Madonna.

do you?

**danzik17** · 05-27-2008, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

Dicks and vaginas are like a pair of pants. Some fit better then others. I don't think there is a correct size...its whatever works for you. When you are at the mall and the pants don't fit you put them back on the rack and find another pair/brand.

......so you're saying I need a returnable mail order wife?

**rick22** · 07-13-2008, 04:02 AM

lol.. what happened man... y did u ask such a question..? is ur gf not satisfied..?

**petphotos** · 12-17-2009, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by stephfanny

I agree with MinO, About nine inches, hard, with a nice defined ridge around the head...It feels GREAT sliding in and out! Plus, it's big enough to fill me up without being too big for that "extra tight" place.

I fully agree with you, that would be ideal. I've got the the defined ridge, but not the 9 inches

**GFR** · 12-17-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Stevens

Describe what you think is the specifications of the optimum penis are?

**Lone Wolf** · 12-17-2009, 08:51 PM

as for me 10 3/4 inches

**min0 lee** · 12-17-2009, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

as for me 10 3/4 inches

You can handle all of that in you?
John H would like you a lot.

**heavyiron** · 12-17-2009, 10:12 PM

Damn, 6 inches is massive!

My pee pee is less than that =(

**TrojanMan60563** · 12-18-2009, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by danzik17

......so you're saying I need a returnable mail order wife?

Better late then never right?

My advice there would be to get her from Thailand or Philippines. The girls there are ALL tight with small vaginas. So this route more or less takes your dick out of the equation.

**Charter** · 12-19-2009, 10:01 AM

There's way too much pressure to have a "big dick" and to "satisfy your woman" these days. That shit leads to worse sex. Performance issues, sexual frustration, way to much bullshit anxiety. You can't do anything about your penis, but you can do something about who you're fucking. Any girl I'm dating who doesn't absolutely love my penis can take a hike. That's not my problem, it's yours. It works properly, and that's all that matters to me. That being said, I have a average to bigger sized penis, and have had no complaints.

**Shotski** · 12-19-2009, 04:32 PM

I like dick.

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