Thread: Describe what you think is the optimum penis?

If it works its fine. A womans errogenous zone is her mind.

Originally Posted by Stevens

No but I would like to know how to get a female aged 18+ to kick me in he testicles very hard?

piss her off, that usually does the trick

..Hmmmm...well oiled, hard, throbbing, and about 7-8 inches long. Yes..that will do nicely!

^^^I like that a woman that knows what she wants^^^

Originally Posted by ctr10

^^^I like that a woman that knows what she wants^^^

And I like a man that knows how to use 8 inches of hard, throbbing, well oiled penis!

9" is superr rare, most guys in porn are not a legit 9" even the ones that claim to be

8" is pretty rare, and alot of girls wouldn't even be able to take all of that

besides girth is what really matters anyway, not sure why everyone quotes length stats, like 70% of guys are between 5.5"and 6.5", if you're "average" then congratulations you're already bigger than 50% of the population. If you're 7"plus you're big in most girl's eyes, and if you know what to do with it (anatomy/positioning/angles) then you'll be fine as long as you're not tiny

GICH

I've told a girl my dick was nine inches before and she believed it lmao, I'm more like 7" in reality. Just an experiment because after hearing girls brag about their bf's 10 inch dick and seeing the actual statistics of how rare even 8+ is, alot of guys are lying and girls fall for it lol. No one needs a nine inch dick to be satisfied, plenty of girl's cervix's arent' much deeper than 7", and some even less lol I know that for a fact. Being above average doesn't hurt but doing some research on how to actually make a girl cum using ALL of your tools will take you alot further in life.

Every time I see "females" posting stuff, I laugh lol if you guys think a lot of these girls are actually girls then you're naive. Its probably dudes that have other normal MALE profiles on here haha I always read all these females being really sexual... Most aren't. Hot ones never are! Do you know who is sexual all the time? Guys lol so as long as you're cool with the fact you're probably having sexual banter with a dude, then whatever

Girls like a cock that is the same girth as her own wrist.

Its science.

Originally Posted by Tris10

Every time I see "females" posting stuff, I laugh lol if you guys think a lot of these girls are actually girls then you're naive. Its probably dudes that have other normal MALE profiles on here haha I always read all these females being really sexual... Most aren't. Hot ones never are! Do you know who is sexual all the time? Guys lol so as long as you're cool with the fact you're probably having sexual banter with a dude, then whatever

You're an idiot and either don't know any real girls, or completely turn them off.

Originally Posted by Agentyes

Girls like a cock that is the same girth as her own wrist.

Its science.

In an ideal world maybe... I just looked and avg female wrist is like 6-7" around, larger than the vastt majority of guys. 6" girth is considered large in porn, and only a very small percentage of guys are above that. 5.5" is more realistic I would think

Originally Posted by Digitalash

In an ideal world maybe... I just looked and avg female wrist is like 6-7" around, larger than the vastt majority of guys. 6" girth is considered large in porn, and only a very small percentage of guys are above that. 5.5" is more realistic I would think

Start dating Asians. I hear they are shallow too
I will say there's too small and there's too big and what is acceptable in between has an awful lot to do with how attracted you are to the guy in the first place.

Smh lol

i have a friend who works at a sex shop...he says that the women for the most part buy the 5-6" dildos and it's the guys who buy the bigger ones...

This is some funny stuff. Keep it going.

FTR (boys get out your measuring tapes LOL) my wrist is exactly 6" around. When I wrap my hand around my wrist my thumb and middle finger touch... this is not crazy girth by any stretch.

Girth... stretch...

Originally Posted by irish_2003

i have a friend who works at a sex shop...he says that the women for the most part buy the 5-6" dildos and it's the guys who buy the bigger ones...

This.

If a girl requires a giant 9 inch cock, she isn't the type you want to have sex w anyways.

Originally Posted by exphys88

This.

If a girl requires a giant 9 inch cock, she isn't the type you want to have sex w anyways.

lol

not crazy, but look up the stats on who actually has 6"+ girth,, its under 10% at least. Just sayin, in a perfect world we'd all be as thick as your arm but thats not really the case. FWIW I'm above average but I cheated :P , and I am dating an asian girl but thats not the reason

my wrist is 7

Well with the right positioning, speed variation and target points; I made mine cum 30 times from 2am till I went to work at 10pm on her birthday and I'm 54 yrs old.....beat that bitches...LOL

i can honestly say that steroids have given me more size EVERYWHERE...probably full inch thickness and at least half inch in length...i'm happy with those results...so if you want more dick size please go to Steroids Online | Anabolic Steroids Sale | Premium Steroids Phamacy: Gen-Shi Laboratories | Dragon Pharma for your needs

Originally Posted by Agentyes

Girls like a cock that is the same girth as her own wrist.

Its science.

bovine science maybe. my favorite toy in nowhere near as big around as my wrist.... maybe half that.

like i said, according to sex shop employees, when people purchase dildos the women tend to purchase 5-6 inch dildos....it's the guys (whether for themselves or they think chics must like it) buy the xxl ones...

Originally Posted by stephfanny

I agree with MinO, About nine inches, hard, with a nice defined ridge around the head...It feels GREAT sliding in and out! Plus, it's big enough to fill me up without being too big for that "extra tight" place.

WTF! You can take 9 in teh butt

Mine is just under 6" and Thick. I have been told I have a big dick, It sure isn't long, But my lady like the girth.

The wrist thing is a joke guys.