Condometric - the condom that measures the size of your penis

min0 lee · 11-27-2008, 01:58 PM

Condometric - the condom that measures the size of your penis
November 26, 2008 Madrid-based on-line store Curiosite has come up with a product that will surely be one of the novelty hits of 2009. The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer’s penis. Currently in manufacturing, the condom will be available in four flavours (lime, cherry, banana and prophylactic rubber), both metric and imperial measurements (centimetres and inches), and in packs of 3, 6 and 12 (the party pack?).

According to Curiosite, the Condometric prophylactic will be made of best quality natural rubber latex. They are fine, thin, smooth, ergonomic, with non-parallel sides, transparent, lubricated, with reservoir tip and nominal width of 54 mm (2.12 inches). The product will be sold via the internet, so spontaneity is kinda out the window.

Indeed, that’s all the information available right now, apart from the FAQs which tell us that it’s a single-use product and that the ink doesn’t rub off (though we guess it might be fun trying).

Sadly, the Condometric only measures to a penis length of 25 cm so we were unable to perform any product testing with any of Gizmag's regular writers.

min0 lee · 11-27-2008, 01:59 PM

**IainDaniel** · 11-27-2008, 02:03 PM

where's johnnny?

min0 lee · 11-27-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

where's johnnny?

min0 lee · 11-27-2008, 02:06 PM

Little Wing · 11-28-2008, 03:34 PM

in the comments there

If these guys had any sense, they would "adjust" the scale so that it more closely matches the aspirations of their target market. "See, honey, I TOLD you it was 8 inches!"

ecco · 11-29-2008, 05:44 PM

Is that a knee high sock or a condom

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Shae2K3 · 12-02-2008, 12:46 AM

Well, I can see why this was invented. Us women wanna know men's dick size.

A Black Guy · 12-02-2008, 01:55 PM

Thank god 7-year olds don't know the metric system...

skitzo · 12-22-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Thank god 7-year olds don't know the metric system...

11-27-2008, 01:58 PM	#1
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	Condometric - the condom that measures the size of your penis Condometric - the condom that measures the size of your penis November 26, 2008 Madrid-based on-line store Curiosite has come up with a product that will surely be one of the novelty hits of 2009. The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer’s penis. Currently in manufacturing, the condom will be available in four flavours (lime, cherry, banana and prophylactic rubber), both metric and imperial measurements (centimetres and inches), and in packs of 3, 6 and 12 (the party pack?). According to Curiosite, the Condometric prophylactic will be made of best quality natural rubber latex. They are fine, thin, smooth, ergonomic, with non-parallel sides, transparent, lubricated, with reservoir tip and nominal width of 54 mm (2.12 inches). The product will be sold via the internet, so spontaneity is kinda out the window. Indeed, that’s all the information available right now, apart from the FAQs which tell us that it’s a single-use product and that the ink doesn’t rub off (though we guess it might be fun trying). Sadly, the Condometric only measures to a penis length of 25 cm so we were unable to perform any product testing with any of Gizmag's regular writers. How To Do The Perfect Bench Press Rep Bodybuilding and Lifting Weights, the Difference ironmagazine-frapper

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11-27-2008, 02:06 PM	#5
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11-28-2008, 03:34 PM	#6
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	in the comments there If these guys had any sense, they would "adjust" the scale so that it more closely matches the aspirations of their target market. "See, honey, I TOLD you it was 8 inches!" "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

12-02-2008, 12:46 AM	#8
Shae2K3 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 617 Photos: 2	Well, I can see why this was invented. Us women wanna know men's dick size. There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.

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