Eating Pussy

Biggly · 12-22-2008, 01:57 PM

Eating pussy is one of my fav things - but deffo before, not after...

B.

WillBrink · 12-22-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggly

Eating pussy is one of my fav things - but deffo before, not after...

B.

After means you're gay. You didn't know that??!!

WillBrink · 12-22-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

I gotta admit...Never done it!! I've stuck my fingers, dick, almost a fist one time, rubbed it, spit on it (very drunk lol), but never wanted to put my mouth or tongue on that disgusting fucking thing. Pussy is a very gross looking thing to me, haha...they bleed and piss out of it goddamn why would i ever eat em out!!!! Think about it....

In all seriousness, you will quickly get on the "sucks in bed" list quickly with that attitude. Women/girls do talk, so if that's the list you wanna be on, that's all the more 'womens' for the guys on the "he's great in bed" list, which is a MUCH shorter list for women then the former. That's the best advice you will get on the topic minus the flames and jokes. Take my word on that sport. You're starting out badly.

deathbypoops · 12-22-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by WillBrink

In all seriousness, you will quickly get on the "sucks in bed" list quickly with that attitude. Women/girls do talk, so if that's the list you wanna be on, that's all the more 'womens' for the guys on the "he's great in bed" list, which is a MUCH shorter list for women then the former. That's the best advice you will get on the topic minus the flames and jokes. Take my word on that sport. You're starting out badly.

hmmm...true. i do care to a certain extent..i'll rub/finger, ill tease em and stuff in foreplay ya know, typical foreplay, and then do my thang but i dont know bro, me suckin their clit....which reminds me of a small penis....its litle weird. i overthink things too much...call me a pussy or a faggot i dont care. its just me.

**Built** · 12-22-2008, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

i dont know bro, me suckin their clit....which reminds me of a small penis....its litle weird. i overthink things too much...call me a pussy or a faggot i dont care. its just me and my hand tonight. again.

Fixed.

deathbypoops · 12-22-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Built

Fixed.

i knew my post didnt sound complete until you corrected it. thank you.

**Built** · 12-22-2008, 10:20 PM

LOL you're a good sport, poops!

WillBrink · 12-23-2008, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

hmmm...true. i do care to a certain extent..i'll rub/finger, ill tease em and stuff in foreplay ya know, typical foreplay, and then do my thang but i dont know bro, me suckin their clit....which reminds me of a small penis....its litle weird. i overthink things too much...call me a pussy or a faggot i dont care. its just me.

Which means you will end up on the longer of the two lists. Enjoy.

sexy_animal · 12-25-2008, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by WillBrink

In all seriousness, you will quickly get on the "sucks in bed" list quickly with that attitude. Women/girls do talk, so if that's the list you wanna be on, that's all the more 'womens' for the guys on the "he's great in bed" list, which is a MUCH shorter list for women then the former. That's the best advice you will get on the topic minus the flames and jokes. Take my word on that sport. You're starting out badly.

Yes, you will. With some women not eating pussy will get you dumped. My g/f tells me one of her friends dumped a guy because he wouldn't go down on her. Would you date a girl who wouldn't suck your dick or eat your ass? I wouldn't...

WillBrink · 12-25-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sexy_animal

Yes, you will. With some women not eating pussy will get you dumped. My g/f tells me one of her friends dumped a guy because he wouldn't go down on her. Would you date a girl who wouldn't suck your dick or eat your ass? I wouldn't...

I don't need a chick to toss my salad to date her, but what ever turns you on bro.

rahaas · 12-25-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sexy_animal

Yes, you will. With some women not eating pussy will get you dumped. My g/f tells me one of her friends dumped a guy because he wouldn't go down on her. Would you date a girl who wouldn't suck your dick or eat your ass? I wouldn't...

too funny, not the comment but the potential replies.

sexy_animal · 12-25-2008, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by WillBrink

I don't need a chick to toss my salad to date her, but what ever turns you on bro.

I do..

I like them very dirty.

**Gazhole** · 12-25-2008, 02:29 PM

Wait, a clit reminds you of a small penis?

**Built** · 12-25-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Wait, a clit reminds you of a small penis?

Ooooh, good call!

This DOES beg the question - what is HE packing?

TrojanMan60563 · 12-25-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Built

Ooooh, good call!

This DOES beg the question - what is HE packing?

My guess is something that resembles my pinky finger if he feels a clit reminds him of a small penis

rahaas · 12-26-2008, 06:36 AM

You guys (and gals) are brutal..

skitzo · 12-27-2008, 01:39 AM

I remember some nerdy kid back in high school saying that a clit is an ingrown penis that didn't evolve through evolution...

... oh well

**Gazhole** · 12-27-2008, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Built

Ooooh, good call!

This DOES beg the question - what is HE packing?

I dunno, but it reminds me of a huge clit.

deathbypoops · 12-27-2008, 02:27 AM

I guess I made a fool of myself in here.

**Merkaba** · 12-27-2008, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

I guess I made a fool of myself in here.

Pretty much.

Theres not any part of the female anatomy I don't put in my mouth. End of discussion.

danzik17 · 12-27-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by skitzo

I remember some nerdy kid back in high school saying that a clit is an ingrown penis that didn't evolve through evolution...

... oh well

Well, he was close

At conception we are pretty much just a template with neither gender developmentally speaking. The clit actually IS an undeveloped penis. Another way of looking at it is your penis is a developed clit.

Oh the wonders of liking biology.

Merkaba: Even the butthole? That's an area I'm not planning on mouthing anytime soon, and hell I don't expect her to do it either.

sexy_animal · 12-27-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Oh the wonders of liking biology.

Merkaba: Even the butthole? That's an area I'm not planning on mouthing anytime soon, and hell I don't expect her to do it either.

Hell yeeeee..

Love to eat sexy female ass.

Biggerisbetter · 12-30-2008, 12:52 AM

Eating pussy?! Hell yeah! Pack me a lunch and I'll stay all day. The sexual experience is severely lacking if there's no carpet munching going on.

Even better in 69.

soxmuscle · 12-30-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

I guess I made a fool of myself in here.

Yea, the whole "I'm really cool" thing doesn't fly outside of the fifth grade.

deathbypoops · 12-30-2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Yea, the whole "I'm really cool" thing doesn't fly outside of the fifth grade.

awww damn, seriously?

FishOrCutBait · 01-01-2009, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggerisbetter

Even better in 69.

the view is stellar.

**Merkaba** · 01-03-2009, 12:56 AM

If you don't eat pussy its because you don't want to be a cannibal!

**Merkaba** · 01-03-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Well, he was close

At conception we are pretty much just a template with neither gender developmentally speaking. The clit actually IS an undeveloped penis. Another way of looking at it is your penis is a developed clit.

Oh the wonders of liking biology.

Merkaba: Even the butthole? That's an area I'm not planning on mouthing anytime soon, and hell I don't expect her to do it either.

Um where did you get that quote from. I don't think I've ever said that!

danzik17 · 01-03-2009, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

Pretty much.

Theres not any part of the female anatomy I don't put in my mouth. End of discussion.

Everything means everything sir. You are kinky, yes. Just hope she didn't eat a lot of brocolli that day.

FishOrCutBait · 01-03-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Everything means everything sir. You are kinky, yes. Just hope she didn't eat a lot of brocolli that day.

or hope she did, depending on who you are.

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skitzo Ned Sexy Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NY Posts: 117	I remember some nerdy kid back in high school saying that a clit is an ingrown penis that didn't evolve through evolution...... oh well

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