Eating Pussy

deathbypoops · 12-18-2008, 08:06 PM

I gotta admit...Never done it!! I've stuck my fingers, dick, almost a fist one time, rubbed it, spit on it (very drunk lol), but never wanted to put my mouth or tongue on that disgusting fucking thing. Pussy is a very gross looking thing to me, haha...they bleed and piss out of it goddamn why would i ever eat em out!!!! Think about it....

DOMS · 12-18-2008, 08:18 PM

So...you're like what? 15?

bio-chem · 12-18-2008, 08:22 PM

you sir are a complete fool.

deathbypoops · 12-18-2008, 08:30 PM

no i am 19. i've encountered the dirtiest, nastiest pussy. this russian girls snatch was fuckin gross..too many lips, looked like curtains or someshit, and it smelt..oh my god...i smell it now, i think im gonna throw up just thinking about it..i dont give a fuck about how they feel, if they orgasm, its all about me motherfucker, they can suck it (literally and figuratively) and go die for all i care. my x-gf told me i sucked at sex and i told her you sucked my dick! ALOT! SO THERE!! haha what a bitch. never bare-backed neither....which i will be doing soon to this whore at my job...oh yes...the fun begins...

**P-funk** · 12-18-2008, 09:54 PM

what is your point of starting this thread other than to show your immaturity and stupidity?

PreMier · 12-18-2008, 09:57 PM

from the way you talk and the chicks it sounds like your with, your pretty ghetto

deathbypoops · 12-18-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PreMier

from the way you talk and the chicks it sounds like your with, your pretty ghetto

LoL..im not "ghetto" i just dont really care. i never really liked a chick just because "she has a good personality" or something. i just like to get my pickle tickled and go home.

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Originally Posted by P-funk

what is your point of starting this thread other than to show your immaturity and stupidity?

...hmmm....no other reason.

**P-funk** · 12-18-2008, 10:17 PM

at least you are honest.

**Built** · 12-18-2008, 11:10 PM

Just throwing this out there, and this is not a slam, okay, but could it be that you're actually gay?

I mean, I'm strait, and the thought of going down on a woman grosses ME out too. A guy, no problem. I always figured this must be similar to how it would be for gay guys, but I can't really know - not unless I am, in fact, a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body.

danzik17 · 12-18-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Built

Just throwing this out there, and this is not a slam, okay, but could it be that you're actually gay?

I mean, I'm strait, and the thought of going down on a woman grosses ME out too. A guy, no problem. I always figured this must be similar to how it would be for gay guys, but I can't really know - not unless I am, in fact, a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body.

Seriously is there some kind of seminar or class that we can send women to so that they can learn to think/say stuff like this?

bio-chem · 12-18-2008, 11:40 PM

i think danny may have found a way to come back. or foreskin got resurrected. i mean foreman

soxmuscle · 12-19-2008, 12:11 AM

Just throwing this out there, and this is a slam, but could it be that you're actually gay?

soxmuscle · 12-19-2008, 12:12 AM

This kid is 19?

If my younger brother said something like this, I'd break his legs.

6 words:

You.
Are.
A.
Wicked.
Huge.
Tool.

FishOrCutBait · 12-19-2008, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

no i am 19. i've encountered the dirtiest, nastiest pussy. this russian girls snatch was fuckin gross..too many lips, looked like curtains or someshit, and it smelt..oh my god...i smell it now, i think im gonna throw up just thinking about it..i dont give a fuck about how they feel, if they orgasm, its all about me motherfucker, they can suck it (literally and figuratively) and go die for all i care. my x-gf told me i sucked at sex and i told her you sucked my dick! ALOT! SO THERE!! haha what a bitch. never bare-backed neither....which i will be doing soon to this whore at my job...oh yes...the fun begins...

You sir are hilarious and I am certain someday you will find a woman who respects you as much as you respect her, you will get married to her, further the alcoholism you will developed in college (im being generous with this one) and become bitter and eternally feel unfulfilled!

xoxo

**Gazhole** · 12-19-2008, 08:20 AM

Yet i bet you get pissed when a girl tells you she doesn't suck cock.

You can actually tell a lot about a girl by how she takes care of herself down there.

If, in your experience, pussy smells and looks so gross, maybe you should stop fucking skanks before you catch something

Just throwin' it out there.

**Gazhole** · 12-19-2008, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Built

Just throwing this out there

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Just throwing this out there

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Just throwin' it out there.

xjohnnyjohnsonx · 12-19-2008, 09:55 AM

yeah you can def. tell how a girl takes care of herself down there.. like the guy said stop messing with smelly skanks man..

Little Wing · 12-19-2008, 10:51 AM

actually the thread sounds more like he thinks he's missing something. like what is with this eating pussy i don't get it it looks ugly is it supposed to smell like ass...

once you meet a girl you like and she actually bathes and grooms properly you may want to give it a go. a lot of guys really like it so there must be something there. to each his own though a lot of girls don't like giving head, i don't get them either.

most "i don't eat pussy" types are scared to make a fool of themselves doing it wrong if they've never done it. you don't even have to put your mouth on anything but her clit and she doesn't piss or bleed there. read up on it, pick a clean girl n try it. if it were really all that bad there wouldn't be so many people doing it.

rahaas · 12-19-2008, 04:39 PM

Clearly a virgin. Probably hasn't ever scene a real live naked boob before let alone a pussy.

biggfly · 12-19-2008, 05:39 PM

For starters, maybe you should try with someone other than your sister or cousin...just throwing it out there...

Little Wing · 12-19-2008, 08:20 PM

FishOrCutBait · 12-19-2008, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

you don't even have to put your mouth on anything but her clit and she doesn't piss or bleed there.

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Originally Posted by rahaas

Probably hasn't ever scene a real live naked boob

these were quite humorous

TrojanMan60563 · 12-19-2008, 10:59 PM

I think pussy looks great...big lips, large clits, big, small, little hair, no hair. If its clean and doesn't smell like funk or flowers then I am face first! What would sex be without good oral to get the party started?!

You are not the smartest kid in class huh? Who just plans to bareback someone like that? Ever heard of STD's? Put on a jimmy cap dumbshit....and keep up the good work. I love meeting women that fucked with lames like you. You make my goals easier to achieve.

WorkForIt · 12-19-2008, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by biggfly

For starters, maybe you should try with someone other than your sister or cousin...just throwing it out there...

Agreed.

You obviously have not had the love of a woman.

PreMier · 12-20-2008, 09:56 AM

here is the gay test.. would you eat her pussy?

Little Wing · 12-20-2008, 10:22 AM

no. i win.

Little Wing · 12-20-2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

these were quite humorous

well doesn't have to doesn't mean it isn't a lot better if he does some more adventurous exploring.

**Mudge** · 12-20-2008, 10:49 AM

Nothing like a clean woman who smells good, and you bet I want a little taste before I move onto other things.

bio-chem · 12-20-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

no. i win.

yes you would. even a strait woman as yourself would get all over that

Little Wing · 12-20-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

yes you would. even a strait woman as yourself would get all over that

no. seriously i wouldn't. you must think some guys are really handsome does that mean you would?

12-18-2008, 08:06 PM	#1
deathbypoops Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: new york Posts: 130	Eating Pussy I gotta admit...Never done it!! I've stuck my fingers, dick, almost a fist one time, rubbed it, spit on it (very drunk lol), but never wanted to put my mouth or tongue on that disgusting fucking thing. Pussy is a very gross looking thing to me, haha...they bleed and piss out of it goddamn why would i ever eat em out!!!! Think about it.... "you thought it was over, its not over, I came back, I brought my axe!!!! Journal

12-18-2008, 08:30 PM	#4
deathbypoops Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: new york Posts: 130	no i am 19. i've encountered the dirtiest, nastiest pussy. this russian girls snatch was fuckin gross..too many lips, looked like curtains or someshit, and it smelt..oh my god...i smell it now, i think im gonna throw up just thinking about it..i dont give a fuck about how they feel, if they orgasm, its all about me motherfucker, they can suck it (literally and figuratively) and go die for all i care. my x-gf told me i sucked at sex and i told her you sucked my dick! ALOT! SO THERE!! haha what a bitch. never bare-backed neither....which i will be doing soon to this whore at my job...oh yes...the fun begins... "you thought it was over, its not over, I came back, I brought my axe!!!! Journal

12-18-2008, 09:54 PM	#5
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12-18-2008, 09:57 PM	#6
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,959 Photos: 2	from the way you talk and the chicks it sounds like your with, your pretty ghetto P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

12-18-2008, 10:17 PM	#8
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12-18-2008, 08:18 PM	#2
DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	So...you're like what? 15?

12-18-2008, 11:10 PM	#9
Built Bioidentical Bodybuilder Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: . Posts: 6,064	Just throwing this out there, and this is not a slam, okay, but could it be that you're actually gay? I mean, I'm strait, and the thought of going down on a woman grosses ME out too. A guy, no problem. I always figured this must be similar to how it would be for gay guys, but I can't really know - not unless I am, in fact, a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body. Wondering where to start? Confused? This will get you started. Daredevils are Shredded Find out why... (Now you can find out why... in Hebrew!) UD2.Built - My UD2.0 setup.

12-19-2008, 12:11 AM	#12
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,026 Photos: 10	Just throwing this out there, and this is a slam, but could it be that you're actually gay? Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

12-19-2008, 12:12 AM	#13
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,026 Photos: 10	This kid is 19? If my younger brother said something like this, I'd break his legs. 6 words: You. Are. A. Wicked. Huge. Tool. Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

12-19-2008, 08:20 AM	#15
Gazhole iwillmakeyousmelltheglove Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 7,950 Photos: 19	Yet i bet you get pissed when a girl tells you she doesn't suck cock. You can actually tell a lot about a girl by how she takes care of herself down there. If, in your experience, pussy smells and looks so gross, maybe you should stop fucking skanks before you catch something Just throwin' it out there. http://sdatrainingprograms.blogspot.com - Updated 16/05/09 ***READ THIS FOR TRAINING INFO:*** http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/training/99879-articles-ironmagazineforums-members.html If you want to win the fight, say "I BELIEVE".

12-19-2008, 09:55 AM	#17
xjohnnyjohnsonx Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 47	yeah you can def. tell how a girl takes care of herself down there.. like the guy said stop messing with smelly skanks man..

12-19-2008, 10:51 AM	#18
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	actually the thread sounds more like he thinks he's missing something. like what is with this eating pussy i don't get it it looks ugly is it supposed to smell like ass... once you meet a girl you like and she actually bathes and grooms properly you may want to give it a go. a lot of guys really like it so there must be something there. to each his own though a lot of girls don't like giving head, i don't get them either. most "i don't eat pussy" types are scared to make a fool of themselves doing it wrong if they've never done it. you don't even have to put your mouth on anything but her clit and she doesn't piss or bleed there. read up on it, pick a clean girl n try it. if it were really all that bad there wouldn't be so many people doing it. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

12-19-2008, 04:39 PM	#19
rahaas Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Delaware Posts: 873 Photos: 1	Clearly a virgin. Probably hasn't ever scene a real live naked boob before let alone a pussy.

12-19-2008, 05:39 PM	#20
biggfly Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: u.s.a Posts: 624 Photos: 2	For starters, maybe you should try with someone other than your sister or cousin...just throwing it out there...

12-19-2008, 08:20 PM	#21
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	ha. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

12-19-2008, 10:59 PM	#23
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 3,387 Photos: 1	I think pussy looks great...big lips, large clits, big, small, little hair, no hair. If its clean and doesn't smell like funk or flowers then I am face first! What would sex be without good oral to get the party started?! You are not the smartest kid in class huh? Who just plans to bareback someone like that? Ever heard of STD's? Put on a jimmy cap dumbshit....and keep up the good work. I love meeting women that fucked with lames like you. You make my goals easier to achieve.

12-20-2008, 09:56 AM	#25
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,959 Photos: 2	here is the gay test.. would you eat her pussy? P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

12-20-2008, 10:22 AM	#26
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	no. i win. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

12-20-2008, 10:49 AM	#28
Mudge Dieting I swear! Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here Posts: 23,435 Photos: 1	Nothing like a clean woman who smells good, and you bet I want a little taste before I move onto other things. Kinesiology Comp Bench MaxCalc Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu

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