It just doesn't fit...?

Rubes11 · 02-08-2009, 10:19 PM

get her wet as you can then see if it works bud thats all i can really say it happend to me before and thats all i did and it worked...kinda still a tight fit but it works

Little Wing · 02-10-2009, 05:46 PM

Hymenectomy

A Hymenectomy (hymenotomy) is a minor medical procedure involving the surgical removal or opening of the hymen. It is done to treat imperforate hymen or other situations where the hymen is unusually thick or rigid in order to allow normal menstruation or sexual intercourse.

Hymenectomy - The Doctors Lounge(TM)

IronAddict · 02-10-2009, 05:48 PM

Little Wing · 02-10-2009, 05:51 PM

it's very rare but occasionally a hymen is too strong to tear sufficiently through normal methods.

sexy_animal · 02-10-2009, 10:42 PM

Happened to me before.

Lube is the answer.

nkira · 02-11-2009, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Sand your penis down to size.

Ouch...

**Built** · 02-11-2009, 07:41 PM

I had this weird dream a long time ago where I shortened hubby's, and immediately worried I might have lopped off too much because it didn't look right afterward and I thought he might notice. (I know, right, like if I only took a little bit off the end he wouldn't notice... )

No we weren't fighting at the time.

workhard1 · 02-11-2009, 08:37 PM

All this advice has been great. I will let you all know if success has been achieved on Saturday morning.

Little Wing · 02-11-2009, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Built

I had this weird dream a long time ago where I shortened hubby's, and immediately worried I might have lopped off too much because it didn't look right afterward and I thought he might notice. (I know, right, like if I only took a little bit off the end he wouldn't notice... )

No we weren't fighting at the time.

oh man

**Built** · 02-11-2009, 09:50 PM

I swear, it was disturbing.

Little Wing · 02-11-2009, 09:56 PM

especially the worried he'd notice part i bet.

The Monkey Man · 02-12-2009, 12:00 AM

Seriously...

If she isn't dying to have you inside her by the time
you get only half way through foreplay...

Youre doing it wrong

**Built** · 02-12-2009, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

especially the worried he'd notice part i bet.

Oh, it was such a weird dream. I mean shit, of ALL the things I could dream about...

PainandGain · 02-12-2009, 10:33 AM

Don't make such a fucking science of it.
Just use your hands and mouth until necessary.
It's her first time, don't rush her. Let it happen as naturally as possible.

TrojanMan60563 · 02-12-2009, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Built

Oh, it was such a weird dream. I mean shit, of ALL the things I could dream about...

Its your subconsionce thoughts coming out in your sleep. In the back of your mind your cervix is crying for help

**Built** · 02-12-2009, 06:00 PM

LOL - I know, right?

I just told hubby it's because he's too big...

wallen · 02-12-2009, 06:13 PM

just ram it in, Sure it will hurt her but what ever doesnt kill us only makes us stronger, she will hurt for a while but it will heal and next time it should fit, unless you have a cock like a beer can

workhard1 · 02-12-2009, 06:51 PM

1. I am not making a science of it. I always make she is PLENTY good and wet before I actually attempt to have sexual intercourse! But she is afraid of it hurting so she dried up quickly when I go for it. I will try the lube out.

2. I cannot just RAM it in there. It hurts me too, hell, I would not be surprised it it hurts me more than her. envision a pencil and a pencil sharpener that is not big enough for it. The pencil will break first if you are shoving it into a slot too small

**Built** · 02-12-2009, 07:30 PM

Ease it in, and you simply have to accept that you ARE going to hurt her. She'll get over it.

Take a viagra so you stay hard, and cover your boy with lube.

soxmuscle · 02-13-2009, 10:35 AM

Unless your cock is horse-like, there's no way it "just doesn't fit."

Also, like Monkey Man said, if she's not begging for you to stick it in during foreplay, you need to shore up those skills before crossing home plate.

Nothing is worse than a deadfish in bed.

TrojanMan60563 · 02-15-2009, 06:15 AM

Seriously squeeze the base of your back and push...if she is wet it shouldn't hurt you at all unless its bending...hence the squeezing your shaft while entering. Get it going with short strokes until it opens up.

Obviously she is tight and never been fucked....so its going to hurt more then it feels good her first time. The sooner you both grasp that the better your sex life will be.

Lacey12 · 04-02-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chobby192

Get her drunk.

haha

DiGiTaL · 04-03-2009, 02:36 AM

Ship her over for the weekend i'll fix your problem

i remember a girls virginity i was taking. i was fingering her hardcore and making out and she said "i dont think im ready..lets wait" and i started moving my fingers faster and deeper and she screamed "oh for fuck sakes just fuck me already" and then she made these noises:

OOOOHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHh
WOOOOAAAAHH
UGH UGH UGH UGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOORRREEEEE
YEEEEESSSSS

i wonder what they mean...

Fezz · 04-03-2009, 12:12 PM

I've wondered EXACTLY the same thing as you Digital, fuck.. if we only knew.

TrojanMan60563 · 04-06-2009, 06:31 AM

haha thats great!....in your late 20's the only way to get NBF'd pussy is to become a child molester or start hanging out at very serious churches or plantation.

**Built** · 04-06-2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiGiTaL

Ship her over for the weekend i'll fix your problem

i remember a girls virginity i was taking. i was fingering her hardcore and making out and she said "i dont think im ready..lets wait" and i started moving my fingers faster and deeper and she screamed "oh for fuck sakes just fuck me already" and then she made these noises:

OOOOHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHh
WOOOOAAAAHH
UGH UGH UGH UGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOORRREEEEE
YEEEEESSSSS

i wonder what they mean...

It means Vanna bought a shitload of vowels...

OuiSwim · 04-07-2009, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chobby192

If it doesn't fit, then, maybe she is not right size for you. Why not find your own size?

Omg wow. Haha.

highpockets · 04-07-2009, 01:05 PM

Hey maybe this is why Workhard1 hasn't updated his 1-Andro Rx log. He's hopelessly stuck inside his girlfriend in the backseat somewhere? Hurry go get a bucket of cold water!!!!

TrojanMan60563 · 04-10-2009, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highpockets

Hey maybe this is why Workhard1 hasn't updated his 1-Andro Rx log. He's hopelessly stuck inside his girlfriend in the backseat somewhere? Hurry go get a bucket of cold water!!!!

trying to seperate them like dogs huh? I wish I could get stuck!

micus · 04-21-2009, 02:52 AM

let her go ontop and lower herself as its comfortable, the only v-card i took i had to wait atleast over half an hour to get it all the way in. happened tho, g/l

02-08-2009, 10:19 PM	#31
Rubes11 trying to become a beast Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: michigan Posts: 559	get her wet as you can then see if it works bud thats all i can really say it happend to me before and thats all i did and it worked...kinda still a tight fit but it works 5'7 179lbs 36in vert,4.55 40yrd dash goal by fall 185-190lbs bench 255x2 4/20 squat 405x1 4/20

02-10-2009, 05:46 PM	#32
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	Hymenectomy A Hymenectomy (hymenotomy) is a minor medical procedure involving the surgical removal or opening of the hymen. It is done to treat imperforate hymen or other situations where the hymen is unusually thick or rigid in order to allow normal menstruation or sexual intercourse. Hymenectomy - The Doctors Lounge(TM) "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

02-10-2009, 05:48 PM	#33
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02-10-2009, 05:51 PM	#34
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	it's very rare but occasionally a hymen is too strong to tear sufficiently through normal methods. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

02-11-2009, 07:41 PM	#37
Built Bioidentical Bodybuilder Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: . Posts: 6,113	I had this weird dream a long time ago where I shortened hubby's, and immediately worried I might have lopped off too much because it didn't look right afterward and I thought he might notice. (I know, right, like if I only took a little bit off the end he wouldn't notice... ) No we weren't fighting at the time. Wondering where to start? Confused? This will get you started. Daredevils are Shredded Find out why... (Now you can find out why... in Hebrew!) UD2.Built - My UD2.0 setup.

02-10-2009, 10:42 PM	#35
sexy_animal Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 134	Happened to me before. Lube is the answer.

02-11-2009, 08:37 PM	#38
workhard1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: South Carolina Posts: 142 Photos: 10	All this advice has been great. I will let you all know if success has been achieved on Saturday morning.

02-11-2009, 09:50 PM	#40
Built Bioidentical Bodybuilder Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: . Posts: 6,113	I swear, it was disturbing. Wondering where to start? Confused? This will get you started. Daredevils are Shredded Find out why... (Now you can find out why... in Hebrew!) UD2.Built - My UD2.0 setup.

02-11-2009, 09:56 PM	#41
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	especially the worried he'd notice part i bet. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

02-12-2009, 12:00 AM	#42
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	Seriously... If she isn't dying to have you inside her by the time you get only half way through foreplay... Youre doing it wrong Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!

02-12-2009, 10:33 AM	#44
PainandGain Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Tx USA Posts: 305	Don't make such a fucking science of it. Just use your hands and mouth until necessary. It's her first time, don't rush her. Let it happen as naturally as possible.

02-12-2009, 06:00 PM	#46
Built Bioidentical Bodybuilder Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: . Posts: 6,113	LOL - I know, right? I just told hubby it's because he's too big... Wondering where to start? Confused? This will get you started. Daredevils are Shredded Find out why... (Now you can find out why... in Hebrew!) UD2.Built - My UD2.0 setup.

02-12-2009, 06:13 PM	#47
wallen Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Brisbane australia Posts: 36	just ram it in, Sure it will hurt her but what ever doesnt kill us only makes us stronger, she will hurt for a while but it will heal and next time it should fit, unless you have a cock like a beer can

02-12-2009, 06:51 PM	#48
workhard1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: South Carolina Posts: 142 Photos: 10	1. I am not making a science of it. I always make she is PLENTY good and wet before I actually attempt to have sexual intercourse! But she is afraid of it hurting so she dried up quickly when I go for it. I will try the lube out. 2. I cannot just RAM it in there. It hurts me too, hell, I would not be surprised it it hurts me more than her. envision a pencil and a pencil sharpener that is not big enough for it. The pencil will break first if you are shoving it into a slot too small

02-12-2009, 07:30 PM	#49
Built Bioidentical Bodybuilder Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: . Posts: 6,113	Ease it in, and you simply have to accept that you ARE going to hurt her. She'll get over it. Take a viagra so you stay hard, and cover your boy with lube. Wondering where to start? Confused? This will get you started. Daredevils are Shredded Find out why... (Now you can find out why... in Hebrew!) UD2.Built - My UD2.0 setup.

02-13-2009, 10:35 AM	#50
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,045 Photos: 10	Unless your cock is horse-like, there's no way it "just doesn't fit." Also, like Monkey Man said, if she's not begging for you to stick it in during foreplay, you need to shore up those skills before crossing home plate. Nothing is worse than a deadfish in bed. Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

02-15-2009, 06:15 AM	#51
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 3,391 Photos: 1	Seriously squeeze the base of your back and push...if she is wet it shouldn't hurt you at all unless its bending...hence the squeezing your shaft while entering. Get it going with short strokes until it opens up. Obviously she is tight and never been fucked....so its going to hurt more then it feels good her first time. The sooner you both grasp that the better your sex life will be.

04-03-2009, 02:36 AM	#53
DiGiTaL .::.:: Legend ::.::. Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ca Posts: 1,466 Photos: 2	Ship her over for the weekend i'll fix your problem i remember a girls virginity i was taking. i was fingering her hardcore and making out and she said "i dont think im ready..lets wait" and i started moving my fingers faster and deeper and she screamed "oh for fuck sakes just fuck me already" and then she made these noises: OOOOHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHh WOOOOAAAAHH UGH UGH UGH UGH AAAAAAAAAAAAA MOORRREEEEE YEEEEESSSSS i wonder what they mean... Stats: Weight: 183lbs \| BF: 13% My Cutting Journal come motivate me.

04-03-2009, 12:12 PM	#54
Fezz The Optimistic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ontario Posts: 109	I've wondered EXACTLY the same thing as you Digital, fuck.. if we only knew. " Ain't nothin' but a peanut! "

04-06-2009, 06:31 AM	#55
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 3,391 Photos: 1	haha thats great!....in your late 20's the only way to get NBF'd pussy is to become a child molester or start hanging out at very serious churches or plantation.

04-07-2009, 01:05 PM	#58
highpockets STILL workin' it! Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 308	Hey maybe this is why Workhard1 hasn't updated his 1-Andro Rx log. He's hopelessly stuck inside his girlfriend in the backseat somewhere? Hurry go get a bucket of cold water!!!!

04-21-2009, 02:52 AM	#60
micus Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17	let her go ontop and lower herself as its comfortable, the only v-card i took i had to wait atleast over half an hour to get it all the way in. happened tho, g/l

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