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    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563 View Post
    Sounds like you run into a lot girls that have already been upsized too much for you huh?

    Dude it goes back to normal after sex, and this isn't a matter of it being too large or her being too small. This is about he being a virgin and nervous, and this guy not sure how to handle it. I don't think his intentions are to put her in pain.

    Yeah, I agree...take it slow, make her understand that it is ok that you two aren't doing it and play other ways (oral and hands). When she is comfortable, and lube is there, you should be ok. I am above average in size, so I know about these things.

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    try the other hole...

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    he should just eat her first then slide in it works trust me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
    I had this weird dream a long time ago where I shortened hubby's, and immediately worried I might have lopped off too much because it didn't look right afterward and I thought he might notice. (I know, right, like if I only took a little bit off the end he wouldn't notice... )

    No we weren't fighting at the time.
    all of a sudden I'm afraid of you. That's Bobbitesque

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    lube it up or go without
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    You'll probably need lube if she's getting nervous and drying up. Just have to work it in there slowly. If you're still having trouble after an hour or so, then talk to her about a hymenectomy. Otherwise, just lube it up and jam it in there all at once. It's not really rape and she likely won't tell anyone either way. GICH!
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    Rohypnol - She'll give it up alot easier

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    This tread has seen more action then this girls pussy....I am thinking if he has not reposted he has either been too busy nailing her...or he gave up.

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    Lick that shit man.. duh :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geared Jesus View Post
    Enter her flaccid and obtain an erection while inside of her. She'll acclimate to the girth slowly and painlessly.

    If you're having dificulty entering her flaccid, tie a popsicle stick to the side of your junk.

    GICH!

    sounds like u have done that before..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geared Jesus View Post
    Enter her flaccid and obtain an erection while inside of her. She'll acclimate to the girth slowly and painlessly.

    If you're having dificulty entering her flaccid, tie a popsicle stick to the side of your junk.

    GICH!


    That's fuckin' hilarious.

    If you try this you should make a how to utoob video of it.

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    wow.
    You are born small and weak, and you die small and weak. What you do in the middle is up to you.
    There is ALWAYS room for improvement

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    take a shower with her,then lather your lil man.lather her up.and see how that works.

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    1 - Stop banging 8 year olds.

    2 - ASTROGLIDE is your friend.

    GICH!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprayherup View Post
    1 - Stop banging 8 year olds.

    2 - ASTROGLIDE is your friend.

    GICH!!!

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    DO YOU FUXN LIKE ME NOW ?

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    i will break that in for you bring that little tight beauty my way il treat her like a pit bull....
    I ALREADY KNOW THAT MY SPELUNG AND GRAMUR SUCKS AZZ................EAT ME....LIFT LIKE YOU MEAN IT !!!!

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    Hit her in the head with a heavy object and rip her a new one.

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