objects

maniclion · 06-16-2009, 05:22 PM

I treat objects like women........, errrrrr....I mean I treat women like objects....

Little Wing · 06-16-2009, 05:50 PM

Blackhorse · 06-19-2009, 02:59 PM

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

CORUM · 06-19-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

ALL BY THE POOL

Little Wing · 06-19-2009, 03:30 PM

i think he's posting from an asylum somewhere.

Little Wing · 06-19-2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

what is this sport called? extreme cow-cunting?

T_man · 06-19-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

i'm glad for u. I'm sure it must be great to have a wife who gets more pleasure from vegetables & eggs than from your penis

Blackhorse · 06-20-2009, 02:05 PM

She's a lady who gets what she wants and she wants it a lot. Yesterday out by our pool I watched her lay back in a lounge chair and take an entire wine bottle! After about 10 minutes of grunting and groaning as her vagina loosened up, the entire bottle was completely inside of her! When she slid it back out we were both so excited that I just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me, and fucked her right there. Another awesome experience for us!

IronAddict · 06-20-2009, 03:02 PM

Dude, I mean really, isn't there something else on your mind....?

Corn cobs, bottles, eggs, Antonio Banderas... I've heard of being insatiable, but this is just ridiculous.

You may wanna have a serious conversation with your pool guy, the mail man, milk man etc, etc...

Little Wing · 06-20-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

She's a lady who gets what she wants and she wants it a lot. Yesterday out by our pool I watched her lay back in a lounge chair and take an entire wine bottle! After about 10 minutes of grunting and groaning as her vagina loosened up, the entire bottle was completely inside of her! When she slid it back out we were both so excited that I just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me, and fucked her right there. Another awesome experience for us!

there's an expression to describe this "like fucking a ten pound lard can"

Blackhorse · 06-21-2009, 02:32 PM

She can't help it! As a true exhibitionist she will try anything. Inserting things in her vagina not only pleases her it also makes for a good show for me and others. The more outrageous the better for her. She says if you can do it then it ain't b.s. She has challenged herself many times.

Little Wing · 06-21-2009, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackhorse

She can't help it! As a true exhibitionist she will try anything. Inserting things in her vagina not only pleases her it also makes for a good show for me and others. The more outrageous the better for her. She says if you can do it then it ain't b.s. She has challenged herself many times.

what is the appeal of a baggy vagina?

have her stick 100 worms up there. she CAN do it so it must not be B.S.

how about a leprous detached penis?

Blackhorse · 06-22-2009, 09:51 AM

Worms? Now that is gross. My wife is adventurous, but not gross. She can take a lot up there and still bounce back. Her vagina is extremely flexible and even after the most outrageous insertion demonstration, she is back to normal size in a short time. Trust me, I am able to have intercourse with her that results in extremely satisfying orgasms for both of us.

Little Wing · 06-22-2009, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Worms? Now that is gross. My wife is adventurous, but not gross. She can take a lot up there and still bounce back. Her vagina is extremely flexible and even after the most outrageous insertion demonstration, she is back to normal size in a short time. Trust me, I am able to have intercourse with her that results in extremely satisfying orgasms for both of us.

if by normal size you mean

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

then i believe you. and i have a feeling, as much as i loathe worms, i'd find your wife even grosser.

Blackhorse · 06-25-2009, 03:38 PM

Beautiful day in LA today so I thoughtI would go home for lunnch today. To my surprise I found my lovely wife lying out by our pool nude (as she almost always is), completely shaved, and totally oiled up. And believe it or not she was fucking herself with that baseball bat of mine! I let her finish then we had a nice lunch.

Little Wing · 06-25-2009, 04:52 PM

it's no fun to play with you anymore. you only know one song.

CORUM · 06-25-2009, 04:58 PM

little wing i will play with you, i know....... 2 songs!!!! LOL

Little Wing · 06-26-2009, 04:19 AM

CORUM · 06-26-2009, 09:55 AM

maniclion · 07-02-2009, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

there's an expression to describe this "like fucking a ten pound lard can"

"Like fucking a bucket of water" "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" "like Evil Knievel trying to jump the grand canyon, guaranteed to hit at least one side"

Little Wing · 07-02-2009, 08:07 PM

eavesdropping on the grown ups when they drank used to be a fine art when i was a kid and we heard some real zingers. like...

"you had to put a board across her ass to keep from falling in" :P

Hoglander · 07-03-2009, 12:13 AM

Poop feels nice going out. Has anyone put in the freezer and put it back in?

DiGiTaL · 07-03-2009, 09:16 PM

Why cant the real life ladies be as horny and interesting as the ladies on this forum

06-16-2009, 05:22 PM	#31
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,432 Photos: 10	I treat objects like women........, errrrrr....I mean I treat women like objects.... "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

06-16-2009, 05:50 PM	#32
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

06-19-2009, 03:30 PM	#35
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	i think he's posting from an asylum somewhere. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

06-20-2009, 03:02 PM	#39
IronAddict YOU ME WE Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In my skin Posts: 2,801	Dude, I mean really, isn't there something else on your mind....? Corn cobs, bottles, eggs, Antonio Banderas... I've heard of being insatiable, but this is just ridiculous. You may wanna have a serious conversation with your pool guy, the mail man, milk man etc, etc... The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

06-25-2009, 03:38 PM	#45
Blackhorse Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LA Posts: 80	Lunch surprise Beautiful day in LA today so I thoughtI would go home for lunnch today. To my surprise I found my lovely wife lying out by our pool nude (as she almost always is), completely shaved, and totally oiled up. And believe it or not she was fucking herself with that baseball bat of mine! I let her finish then we had a nice lunch.

06-19-2009, 02:59 PM	#33
Blackhorse Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LA Posts: 80	Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

06-20-2009, 02:05 PM	#38
Blackhorse Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LA Posts: 80	She's a lady who gets what she wants and she wants it a lot. Yesterday out by our pool I watched her lay back in a lounge chair and take an entire wine bottle! After about 10 minutes of grunting and groaning as her vagina loosened up, the entire bottle was completely inside of her! When she slid it back out we were both so excited that I just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me, and fucked her right there. Another awesome experience for us!

06-21-2009, 02:32 PM	#41
Blackhorse Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LA Posts: 80	She can't help it! As a true exhibitionist she will try anything. Inserting things in her vagina not only pleases her it also makes for a good show for me and others. The more outrageous the better for her. She says if you can do it then it ain't b.s. She has challenged herself many times.

06-22-2009, 09:51 AM	#43
Blackhorse Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LA Posts: 80	Worms? Now that is gross. My wife is adventurous, but not gross. She can take a lot up there and still bounce back. Her vagina is extremely flexible and even after the most outrageous insertion demonstration, she is back to normal size in a short time. Trust me, I am able to have intercourse with her that results in extremely satisfying orgasms for both of us.

06-25-2009, 04:52 PM	#46
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	it's no fun to play with you anymore. you only know one song. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

06-25-2009, 04:58 PM	#47
CORUM Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California Posts: 557	little wing i will play with you, i know....... 2 songs!!!! LOL

06-26-2009, 04:19 AM	#48
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

06-26-2009, 09:55 AM	#49
CORUM Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California Posts: 557	Lol

07-02-2009, 08:07 PM	#51
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	eavesdropping on the grown ups when they drank used to be a fine art when i was a kid and we heard some real zingers. like... "you had to put a board across her ass to keep from falling in" :P "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

07-03-2009, 12:13 AM	#52
Hoglander Cleaner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 1,498 Photos: 10	Poop feels nice going out. Has anyone put in the freezer and put it back in?

07-03-2009, 09:16 PM	#53
DiGiTaL .::.:: Legend ::.::. Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ca Posts: 1,466 Photos: 2	Why cant the real life ladies be as horny and interesting as the ladies on this forum Stats: Weight: 183lbs \| BF: 13% My Cutting Journal come motivate me.

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