objects

Vieope · 04-14-2009, 06:26 PM

Things that were used during sex by you or someone else with you or other people having sex and you watching of course, not porn, real life, unless you are working with porn then you should make a separate thread. Things that were not meant to be used during sex but they were used anyway. Objects, uncommon toys, vegetables, any type of food, paper, strings..

What objects got sexy?

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**Built** · 04-14-2009, 06:57 PM

A string of cultured pearls.

Use your imagination.

Vieope · 04-14-2009, 07:11 PM

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Moondogg · 04-14-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

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Vieope I wish I had been around here when you posted more often. Please post more.

IronAddict · 04-14-2009, 09:07 PM

An empty bottle of champagne and a Strawberry, on her of coarse!

Shae2K3 · 04-15-2009, 10:52 AM

My ex used the bottom of an electric toothbrush on me and thought it made a good vibrator. I didnt make any noise because I couldn't feel it. So he trys harder.

Fuckin dumbass.

Little Wing · 04-15-2009, 02:29 PM

a lot of women use water to masturbate. tap from the tub adjusted just right, legs in the air... or the jet in a hot tub.

Little Wing · 04-15-2009, 02:32 PM

what about an object meant for sex that you need to find another use for? i ordered anal beads ummmmm remember circumference is NOT the same as diameter

tennis anyone?

T_man · 04-15-2009, 04:59 PM

im up for a game anytime LW!

Vieope · 04-15-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Moondogg

Vieope I wish I had been around here when you posted more often. Please post more.

Hey thanks.

shaelakita · 04-15-2009, 10:32 PM

LMAOQQQ I got some of those as a "free gift" with my order. I took one look at those and I didn't just say no....I said HELL NO!!! They have a nice home under my bed unused!!!

T_man · 04-16-2009, 02:02 PM

Hmm Shael if you really didn't intend on using them, why are they under your bed and not in your bin

BulkMeUp · 04-16-2009, 02:05 PM

Bunny vieope = new Bunny("Blue");

shaelakita · 04-16-2009, 11:05 PM

LOL Good question! I guess I just threw them in there along with the rest of the "order" and so the kids don't find them! LOL ALthough, maybe my 18 year old might like them!!!! LMAO!!

OuiSwim · 04-17-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

what about an object meant for sex that you need to find another use for? i ordered anal beads ummmmm remember circumference is NOT the same as diameter

tennis anyone?

I just laughed so hard I cried.

God my girlfriend read that too and she didn't know what was so funny.
Is it only funny to the opposite sex?

Little Wing · 04-17-2009, 03:58 PM

nope. it was funny to me too. when i opened the box and saw them if i was drinking anything it would have came out my nose.

Blackhorse · 06-13-2009, 04:35 PM

Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

T_man · 06-13-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

thats..... not

T_man · 06-13-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shaelakita

LOL Good question! I guess I just threw them in there along with the rest of the "order" and so the kids don't find them! LOL ALthough, maybe my 18 year old might like them!!!! LMAO!!

your kids go forraging through the trash for sex toys???

Little Wing · 06-14-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

is your wife that latex angel chick?

Blackhorse · 06-15-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

is your wife that latex angel chick?

not her, but just as adveturous

Little Wing · 06-15-2009, 02:22 PM

not quite as adventurous i hope. the guy spits in her face while she's blowing him n shit. you can see her recoil in disgust sometimes. she tries to hide it but she doesn't like everything they do which just makes it pathetic.

min0 lee · 06-15-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

That's pretty awesome, do you also color and decorate them on Easter for your kids to find.
That would really be awesome. Those little tiny arms up reaching your wifes vagina....

IronAddict · 06-15-2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

Damn, not 3 or 4, but 12!

And after the fact, did you have egg salad sandwiches for lunch?

crazy_enough · 06-16-2009, 01:10 PM

We play with food allll the time...
and kitchen utensils... Who knew the handle from a spatula could fit so nicely...

min0 lee · 06-16-2009, 01:17 PM

umm....care to donate your utensils?

Blackhorse · 06-16-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by IronAddict

Damn, not 3 or 4, but 12!

And after the fact, did you have egg salad sandwiches for lunch?

She actually took six at one time - and they came out one at a time. That's what I get for saying "dare ya."

IronAddict · 06-16-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

She actually took six at one time - and they came out one at a time. That's what I get for saying "dare ya."

Good man, just busting your chops a little.

She's a dare devil extraordinaire, I tell ya. Makes Evil Knieval look like a sissy boy.

You ever been to Thailand ?

Little Wing · 06-16-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by IronAddict

Good man, just busting your chops a little.

She's a dare devil extraordinaire, I tell ya. Makes Evil Knieval look like a sissy boy.

You ever been to Thailand ?

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Originally Posted by Prince

crazy_enough · 06-16-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

umm....care to donate your utensils?

sorry, still in use... I should put em up on ebay?

04-14-2009, 06:26 PM	#1
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,965 Photos: 10	objects Things that were used during sex by you or someone else with you or other people having sex and you watching of course, not porn, real life, unless you are working with porn then you should make a separate thread. Things that were not meant to be used during sex but they were used anyway. Objects, uncommon toys, vegetables, any type of food, paper, strings.. What objects got sexy? " "

04-14-2009, 06:57 PM	#2
Built Bioidentical Bodybuilder Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: . Posts: 6,064	A string of cultured pearls. Use your imagination. Wondering where to start? Confused? This will get you started. Daredevils are Shredded Find out why... (Now you can find out why... in Hebrew!) UD2.Built - My UD2.0 setup.

04-14-2009, 09:07 PM	#5
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04-15-2009, 10:52 AM	#6
Shae2K3 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 617 Photos: 2	My ex used the bottom of an electric toothbrush on me and thought it made a good vibrator. I didnt make any noise because I couldn't feel it. So he trys harder. Fuckin dumbass. There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.

04-15-2009, 02:29 PM	#7
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	a lot of women use water to masturbate. tap from the tub adjusted just right, legs in the air... or the jet in a hot tub. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

04-14-2009, 07:11 PM	#3
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,965 Photos: 10	---- -> ()

04-15-2009, 02:32 PM	#8
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	what about an object meant for sex that you need to find another use for? i ordered anal beads ummmmm remember circumference is NOT the same as diameter tennis anyone? "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

04-15-2009, 04:59 PM	#9
T_man Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 1,228 Photos: 1	im up for a game anytime LW!

04-15-2009, 10:32 PM	#11
shaelakita Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 52 Photos: 15	LMAOQQQ I got some of those as a "free gift" with my order. I took one look at those and I didn't just say no....I said HELL NO!!! They have a nice home under my bed unused!!! "Growing old is mandatory, Growing UP is optional"

04-16-2009, 02:02 PM	#12
T_man Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 1,228 Photos: 1	Hmm Shael if you really didn't intend on using them, why are they under your bed and not in your bin

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04-16-2009, 11:05 PM	#14
shaelakita Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 52 Photos: 15	LOL Good question! I guess I just threw them in there along with the rest of the "order" and so the kids don't find them! LOL ALthough, maybe my 18 year old might like them!!!! LMAO!! "Growing old is mandatory, Growing UP is optional"

04-17-2009, 03:58 PM	#16
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	nope. it was funny to me too. when i opened the box and saw them if i was drinking anything it would have came out my nose. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

06-13-2009, 04:35 PM	#17
Blackhorse Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LA Posts: 80	Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

06-15-2009, 02:22 PM	#22
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	not quite as adventurous i hope. the guy spits in her face while she's blowing him n shit. you can see her recoil in disgust sometimes. she tries to hide it but she doesn't like everything they do which just makes it pathetic. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

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