Have you ever cum on someone who didn't expect it?

Little Wing · 05-07-2009, 09:48 PM

i voted no. so far it's the only vote

. why the survey?
did someone surprise you?

Crono1000 · 05-07-2009, 10:38 PM

tallcall · 05-08-2009, 04:17 AM

I told you, that's what I thought you wanted!!

**Gazhole** · 05-08-2009, 04:19 AM

Do you mean:

- Somebody who you were having sex with, but didn't know you were going to come on them.

- Somebody in the street who you ran up to, came on them, then ran away?

One of these is yes, the other is no. I wont tell you which one until the IronMagForum meet and greet.

Moondogg · 05-08-2009, 05:05 AM

As soon as I saw the first three words of this thread I knew it had to be posted by Crono.

And.......no, I dont think so.

bio-chem · 05-08-2009, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Do you mean:

- Somebody who you were having sex with, but didn't know you were going to come on them.

- Somebody in the street who you ran up to, came on them, then ran away?

One of these is yes, the other is no. I wont tell you which one until the IronMagForum meet and greet.

you must be japanese

AKIRA · 05-08-2009, 09:29 AM

I always said, I am going to cum, you want it in you or on you?

IronAddict · 05-08-2009, 09:29 AM

Hahah.., You mean like the guy who was sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman in that movie theatre ?

Whatsaroid? · 05-08-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i voted no. so far it's the only vote

. why the survey?
did someone surprise you?

Haha, I voted yes

vader · 05-08-2009, 01:08 PM

I voted yes

Balin · 05-08-2009, 02:44 PM

Do lap dances count

**IainDaniel** · 05-08-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balin

Do lap dances count

That is some lap dance.... where the hell were you?

Crono1000 · 05-08-2009, 04:56 PM

why are you people making this out to be a freaking science?

you either have cranked one out in the middle of class and looked around confused like everyone else when it stuck to the teacher's glasses or you haven't

I thought about putting a "yes but we were in a sexual act at the time" and "yes and we weren't in a sexual act at the time" but I didn't figure someone would try to question the genius of my inquiry. It's so much better when there's no explanation as to why you'd so something so uncalled for and sploogy.

Little Wing · 05-08-2009, 07:43 PM

i had someone do it to me unexpectedly during sex. i saw him as a sexual idiot after... like the dogs that get over excited n piddle on the floor. there's no redeeming yourself, especially if you hit an eye. Akira is right, ask where she wants it.

juggernaut · 05-08-2009, 09:50 PM

down the crack or in the snatch?

Shae2K3 · 05-08-2009, 11:21 PM

This is how I roll: Granted, I hate the taste but to get me to swallow and not know I did you have to give me an orgasm worthy of knocking my ass out.

My ex succeeded 5 percent of the time of the sex sessions we had together.

Little Wing · 05-09-2009, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

down the crack or in the snatch?

hint

juggernaut · 05-09-2009, 05:43 AM

vader · 05-09-2009, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

down the crack or in the snatch?

down the crack, down the crack ....yes.

or pearl necklace

juggernaut · 05-09-2009, 11:01 AM

vader-contain the excitement please!!!! I'm gonna vomit.

vader · 05-09-2009, 11:16 AM

sorry

juggernaut · 05-09-2009, 11:47 AM

too late goddammit..I just blew chunks all over the dog.

vader · 05-09-2009, 11:48 AM

glad I could be of help

vader · 05-09-2009, 11:48 AM

hey I just made 400 post and it only took me 4 years to do it

juggernaut · 05-09-2009, 11:50 AM

hey I just made my 4,570th post. It only took me four years. Of course, only 13 of them were actually constructive posts.

Crono1000 · 05-09-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

hey I just made my 4,570th post. It only took me four years. Of course, only 13 of them were actually constructive posts.

got me beat

Little Wing · 05-09-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

pirate... eye patch...

it really hurts in the eye.

Little Wing · 05-09-2009, 02:47 PM

on the boobs is good or the butt. never minded the taste but facials where it's dripping off a girls nose n eyebrows just looks retarded, at least aim for the tongue.

Fezz · 05-09-2009, 03:16 PM

I love suprising people

That's the exciting part about sex.

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05-07-2009, 08:35 PM	#1
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Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	i voted no. so far it's the only vote . why the survey? did someone surprise you? "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-08-2009, 04:17 AM	#4
tallcall The Evil Director is IN Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,897 Photos: 12	I told you, that's what I thought you wanted!! First Place Florida State Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Champions - My guys - "Team Brotherhood"

05-08-2009, 04:19 AM	#5
Gazhole iwillmakeyousmelltheglove Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 7,999 Photos: 19	Do you mean: - Somebody who you were having sex with, but didn't know you were going to come on them. - Somebody in the street who you ran up to, came on them, then ran away? One of these is yes, the other is no. I wont tell you which one until the IronMagForum meet and greet. http://sdatrainingprograms.blogspot.com - Updated 13/11/09 ***READ THIS FOR TRAINING INFO:*** http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/training/99879-articles-ironmagazineforums-members.html If you want to win the fight, say "I BELIEVE".

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05-08-2009, 05:05 AM	#6
Moondogg Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: N.Ireland Posts: 802	As soon as I saw the first three words of this thread I knew it had to be posted by Crono. And.......no, I dont think so.

05-08-2009, 09:29 AM	#8
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IronAddict YOU ME WE Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In my skin Posts: 2,801	Hahah.., You mean like the guy who was sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman in that movie theatre ? The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

05-08-2009, 01:08 PM	#11
vader Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: USA Posts: 427 Photos: 9	I voted yes

05-08-2009, 02:44 PM	#12
Balin Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 165	Do lap dances count Regards, Balin.

05-08-2009, 04:56 PM	#14
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,043 Photos: 11	why are you people making this out to be a freaking science? you either have cranked one out in the middle of class and looked around confused like everyone else when it stuck to the teacher's glasses or you haven't I thought about putting a "yes but we were in a sexual act at the time" and "yes and we weren't in a sexual act at the time" but I didn't figure someone would try to question the genius of my inquiry. It's so much better when there's no explanation as to why you'd so something so uncalled for and sploogy.

05-08-2009, 07:43 PM	#15
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	i had someone do it to me unexpectedly during sex. i saw him as a sexual idiot after... like the dogs that get over excited n piddle on the floor. there's no redeeming yourself, especially if you hit an eye. Akira is right, ask where she wants it. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-08-2009, 09:50 PM	#16
juggernaut Creator of Chaos Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 5,463 Photos: 2	down the crack or in the snatch?

05-08-2009, 11:21 PM	#17
Shae2K3 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 617 Photos: 2	This is how I roll: Granted, I hate the taste but to get me to swallow and not know I did you have to give me an orgasm worthy of knocking my ass out. My ex succeeded 5 percent of the time of the sex sessions we had together. There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.

05-09-2009, 05:43 AM	#19
juggernaut Creator of Chaos Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 5,463 Photos: 2

05-09-2009, 11:01 AM	#21
juggernaut Creator of Chaos Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 5,463 Photos: 2	vader-contain the excitement please!!!! I'm gonna vomit.

05-09-2009, 11:16 AM	#22
vader Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: USA Posts: 427 Photos: 9	sorry

05-09-2009, 11:47 AM	#23
juggernaut Creator of Chaos Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 5,463 Photos: 2	too late goddammit..I just blew chunks all over the dog.

05-09-2009, 11:48 AM	#24
vader Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: USA Posts: 427 Photos: 9	glad I could be of help

05-09-2009, 11:50 AM	#26
juggernaut Creator of Chaos Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 5,463 Photos: 2	hey I just made my 4,570th post. It only took me four years. Of course, only 13 of them were actually constructive posts.

05-09-2009, 02:47 PM	#29
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	on the boobs is good or the butt. never minded the taste but facials where it's dripping off a girls nose n eyebrows just looks retarded, at least aim for the tongue. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-09-2009, 03:16 PM	#30
Fezz The Optimistic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ontario Posts: 109	I love suprising people That's the exciting part about sex. " Ain't nothin' but a peanut! "

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