Have you ever cum on someone who didn't expect it?

**Crono1000** · 05-07-2009, 07:35 PM

**Little Wing** · 05-07-2009, 08:48 PM

i voted no. so far it's the only vote

. why the survey?
did someone surprise you?

**Crono1000** · 05-07-2009, 09:38 PM

**tallcall** · 05-08-2009, 03:17 AM

I told you, that's what I thought you wanted!!

**Gazhole** · 05-08-2009, 03:19 AM

Do you mean:

- Somebody who you were having sex with, but didn't know you were going to come on them.

- Somebody in the street who you ran up to, came on them, then ran away?

One of these is yes, the other is no. I wont tell you which one until the IronMagForum meet and greet.

**Hench** · 05-08-2009, 04:05 AM

As soon as I saw the first three words of this thread I knew it had to be posted by Crono.

And.......no, I dont think so.

**bio-chem** · 05-08-2009, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Do you mean:

- Somebody who you were having sex with, but didn't know you were going to come on them.

- Somebody in the street who you ran up to, came on them, then ran away?

One of these is yes, the other is no. I wont tell you which one until the IronMagForum meet and greet.

you must be japanese

**AKIRA** · 05-08-2009, 08:29 AM

I always said, I am going to cum, you want it in you or on you?

**IronAddict** · 05-08-2009, 08:29 AM

Hahah.., You mean like the guy who was sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman in that movie theatre ?

**Whatsaroid?** · 05-08-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i voted no. so far it's the only vote

. why the survey?
did someone surprise you?

Haha, I voted yes

**vader** · 05-08-2009, 12:08 PM

I voted yes

**Balin** · 05-08-2009, 01:44 PM

Do lap dances count

**tucker01** · 05-08-2009, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Balin

Do lap dances count

That is some lap dance.... where the hell were you?

**Crono1000** · 05-08-2009, 03:56 PM

why are you people making this out to be a freaking science?

you either have cranked one out in the middle of class and looked around confused like everyone else when it stuck to the teacher's glasses or you haven't

I thought about putting a "yes but we were in a sexual act at the time" and "yes and we weren't in a sexual act at the time" but I didn't figure someone would try to question the genius of my inquiry. It's so much better when there's no explanation as to why you'd so something so uncalled for and sploogy.

**Little Wing** · 05-08-2009, 06:43 PM

i had someone do it to me unexpectedly during sex. i saw him as a sexual idiot after... like the dogs that get over excited n piddle on the floor. there's no redeeming yourself, especially if you hit an eye. Akira is right, ask where she wants it.

**juggernaut** · 05-08-2009, 08:50 PM

down the crack or in the snatch?

**Shae2K3** · 05-08-2009, 10:21 PM

This is how I roll: Granted, I hate the taste but to get me to swallow and not know I did you have to give me an orgasm worthy of knocking my ass out.

My ex succeeded 5 percent of the time of the sex sessions we had together.

**Little Wing** · 05-08-2009, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by juggernaut

down the crack or in the snatch?

hint

**juggernaut** · 05-09-2009, 04:43 AM

**vader** · 05-09-2009, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by juggernaut

down the crack or in the snatch?

down the crack, down the crack ....yes.

or pearl necklace

**juggernaut** · 05-09-2009, 10:01 AM

vader-contain the excitement please!!!! I'm gonna vomit.

**vader** · 05-09-2009, 10:16 AM

sorry

**juggernaut** · 05-09-2009, 10:47 AM

too late goddammit..I just blew chunks all over the dog.

**vader** · 05-09-2009, 10:48 AM

glad I could be of help

**vader** · 05-09-2009, 10:48 AM

hey I just made 400 post and it only took me 4 years to do it

**juggernaut** · 05-09-2009, 10:50 AM

hey I just made my 4,570th post. It only took me four years. Of course, only 13 of them were actually constructive posts.

**Crono1000** · 05-09-2009, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by juggernaut

hey I just made my 4,570th post. It only took me four years. Of course, only 13 of them were actually constructive posts.

got me beat

**Little Wing** · 05-09-2009, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by juggernaut

pirate... eye patch...

it really hurts in the eye.

**Little Wing** · 05-09-2009, 01:47 PM

on the boobs is good or the butt. never minded the taste but facials where it's dripping off a girls nose n eyebrows just looks retarded, at least aim for the tongue.

**Fezz** · 05-09-2009, 02:16 PM

I love suprising people

That's the exciting part about sex.

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