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GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .

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. . surprised the hell out of me, but she swears she's legit :daydream:

Anyone else have such a generous GF?
 
No, sounds like a one way ticket to divorce court
 
hire azza..much cheaper
 
GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .

Will she toot a rail of your cawk? :thinking:

That would be on my wish list. Not to mention huuuge titties :daydream:
 
Blow and a xanax work just like viagra, some of my best fuck sessions was on this combo, just sayin......


:coffee:
 
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No, sounds like a one way ticket to divorce court

I was thinking the total opposite. If I were the captn' I would be ring shopping after this goes down.
This gf is excellent.
Yes get the blow and hooker make us proud.
Don't overdo the blow or you'll have to duffle bag that mother fucker in. If im you...I would get a Viagra, just so I can get geeked the fuck out and not have to worry about having 3/4 of a hard on.


Just joking about the ring shopping. Getting married is not advise able.
 
shes setting you up for failure

you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
:coffee:
 
GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .

Be wary of the turnabout on this. Her bday will involve Molly and both your arseholes getting filled by the same dude. She already called me an told me to get a passport :coffee:
 
well hey if you're cool with it...wanna date???
 
GF offering hooker & blow for BDay . .

Blow and a xanax work just like viagra, some of my best fuck sessions was on this combo, just sayin......


:coffee:

Good advices! Ill be sure to pack an extension cord to strangle the hooker while I fk her pooper! :daydream:
 
shes setting you up for failure

you get some strange....she gets some strange.......
:coffee:

what she said ^

things thats are too good to be true usually are.....

make sure the hooker isnt a surgeon and still have kindey/liver etc in the morning....
 
although there are rare times when a woman is just nice, im 39, shouldnt have to wait toooo much later to witness this one time in my life :roflmao:
 
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You know the saying " Don't look a gift Horse in the Mouth"....Well in this case I would look......me thinks there is a 'pay back' in the future...
:nono::nono::nono:
 
Ass2Mouth or gtfo

Pics or it didn't happen, then you gtfo
 
well hey if you're cool with it...wanna date???

Yes unless your an azza gimmick acct???

What's wrong with everyone liking a little strange. And if you can share with your significant other... Seems like your killing two birds with one stone -or in this case, a ball, eight ball.
 
This seems suspicious. You need to go through her phone and e-mails. Something is going on brother.
 
This is Mastercard Commercial:

Gaak $160 Hookers $500 Ok with the old lady...PRICELESS!!!!!!!
 
best thing you could do is tell her I love you for offering but you are all I need. Then take a vegas trip and bang 2 hookers in their dead poopers.
 
I bet she forgot to throw in the stipulation that the hooker is male and the blow is to snort off his cock.

Hope this helps !
 
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