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So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

Why do I always have to shit when I eat here....idk..is it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

Most would think the food...but these turd(s) are robust in size..I get a really good stretch out of them.normally...even a occasional hemi poppage with a little red blood paint on my brownkerchef....

Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??
 
theres a place near where i live called Q&Q hawaiian bbq, super good spot its a lot of beef, chicken, shrimp with rice and a really good macaroni salad but when i eat that with some sriracha sauce i will have to take the most disrespectful shit of my life
 
Not really a place per se, but a thing, no matter where I am. I can order anything on the menu but if I order a cup of joe to go with it after about two swallows, I have to take a shiite.

:coffee:
 
s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.
 
s2h that was some funny stuff right there. I don't shit in public but I was traveling last week and as my dick graced the front of the bowl, I couldn't help but feel violated. Also, McDonalds comes out as fast as it goes in for me.

Im so protective of my penis touching the bowl Ill shit hoovering and piss all over the floor.
 
It sure seems like they do.

Im really sorry about that fellas. I dont want the herp. I mean if Im going to get it... definitely not like that. maybe ass fucking a young stud in a public bathroom :daydream:
 
fucking negged...all of you

much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


negged again
 
fucking negged...all of you

much like seeing a spouse take a crap....this has crossed some intimacy lines and now i can't think of any of you in any sort of sexual context ever


negged again
ya but what if your into that german shit porn fetish like i am ? haha
 
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I don't hover , I just use a roll of paper to line the seat.
 
ive got a sore foot...........




well more like 10 inches.........:roflmao:
 
I don't understand people who say they don't shit in public. Either you don't eat enough, or you are home way too much.
 
I drop a deuce wherever and whenever I have to, just so long as the lid isn't piss covered I'm GTG... and no establishment in particular has an effect on me, but Coffee definitely does.
 
I pretty much have to shite after every meal. It must be the high metabolism. Yet, I can always recognize the meal. If it was I-talian, I can smell it. If it was spic food, I can smell the chili powder, if I ate jalape?os, my asshole feels like its on fire as soon as I take a shite.

Just my 2ccs. Btw, try heroin!
 
Only at my In-Laws....
 
un-fucking-believable
 
Sheri might not come back after this one. She just realized "fuck I really am hanging out in the national lampoon version of a locker room"
 
theres a place near where i live called Q&Q hawaiian bbq, super good spot its a lot of beef, chicken, shrimp with rice and a really good macaroni salad but when i eat that with some sriracha sauce i will have to take the most disrespectful shit of my life
Q&Q is the bomb, also L&L thats my favorite
 
So i was just sitting on a cold bowl delivering what appeared to be a small body out of my cargo door....and it made me think of something....other then who else's cawk head has touched the inside of this fine piece of Mexican China...anyway..

Why do I always have to shit when I eat here....idk..is it because I'm relaxed and my butt biceps release some tension?...or is it because I eat like a diabetic after losing his log for 2 days??...or is it the food??

Most would think the food...but these turd(s) are robust in size..I get a really good stretch out of them.normally...even a occasional hemi poppage with a little red blood paint on my brownkerchef....

Puzzling non the least...anyone else just got release one from the Enola Gay at a certain eatry??
I'm sure theres a question here, or at the very least you should see a doctor and ask him what you are really trying to get an answer for
 
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Q&Q is the bomb, also L&L thats my favorite
see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
 
Working here in Afghanistan, am unfortunately accustomed to going anywhere at anytime, to include regular usage of the ports shitters. You just hope to God there is no spashback....always take the wet wipes w/ me...
 
I'm not a big fan of fast foods like I was when I was younger. But two of the three only places that I frequent are Popeye's and Church's chicken & biscuit restaurants. As fast as the last bites are completed though, I'm running for the shit can.

A few years ago, our company placed a popcorn machine in our lobby. I had to stop eating it because everytime I'd have a bag or two of popcorn, it's like instant laxative.
 
see im opposite i like QQ better than ll also have you been to waba grill on oxnard blvd, pretty good little spot and heathy
I like the kulua pork better from Q&Q, but L&L is the original, problem is some are really good and some are so so, the one the shut down in ventura off main and telephone was good. The one on main in El Segundo is the best around. Never tried waba grill, I'll give it a try
 
ya that one on main street in ventura was good and the place they replaced it with, santa barbra chicken ranch is pretty good to
 
Generally I wait until I'm at home. I'm not a speed shitter like a lot of people. I'll bring a book or magazine with me because my bowels are pretty slow to purge. Unless it's explosive diarrhea I've never been able to sit down and have my innards fall right the fuck out.
 
i pretty much have to shite after every meal. It must be the high metabolism. Yet, i can always recognize the meal. If it was i-talian, i can smell it. If it was spic food, i can smell the chili powder, if i ate jalape?os, my asshole feels like its on fire as soon as i take a shite.

Just my 2ccs. Btw, try heroin!

qft
 
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