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    Phillies fan runs onto field; gets pwned

    Fan on Phils' field subdued with Taser | Philadelphia Inquirer | 05/04/2010

    "This is the first time that a Taser gun has been used by Philadelphia police to apprehend a field jumper," Phillies spokeswoman Bonnie Clark said in a statement.



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    Awesome hahahah.

    That is how they should deal with it.

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    Is there a video of this? That would be sweet.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toothache View Post
    Most popular kid in school today.
    Actually, he was in court today.

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    Boy, does that guy take his job seriously.

    Lose some fucking weight, you piece of shit. What is with these police officers and security guards who can't even move their so out of shape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    Boy, does that guy take his job seriously.

    Lose some fucking weight, you piece of shit. What is with these police officers and security guards who can't even move their so out of shape.
    Waaaaahhhhh I hate cops....

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Waaaaahhhhh I hate cops....
    He wouldn't mind if it were a Yankee fan getting tased. Actually, if it were a Yankee fan, this would be about ten times more glorious.

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    " But the Phillies say they want to talk about whether or not such force is necessary for future trespassers."

    Take all police officers out of the park then, and let them deal with it next time.






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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Waaaaahhhhh I hate cops....
    haha.

    he's a security guard, first of all.

    not exactly the most admirable of positions.

    Yes, I'm bitter and wish death upon most law enforcement (parking enforcement included), but to take your job so seriously only to be a fat whale is pretty funny to me.

    It just reinforces the notion that most policemen are power hungry, socially inept, losers who wouldn't make it in any legitimate field.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    He wouldn't mind if it were a Yankee fan getting tased. Actually, if it were a Yankee fan, this would be about ten times more glorious.
    I don't care who it is.

    To me, the repercussions that come from running on the field are enough, without having to be tasered and possibly killed.

    What if the kid had a heart condition and was murdered, instantly, on the field in front of 50,000 in-stadium and millions more around the world watching on TV, and eventually YouTube?
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    what should they do tackle him? that gives him access to the cops gun, baton, OC spray and taser. I think the taser is the best option here by far and heart conditions are very rare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    haha.

    he's a security guard, first of all.

    not exactly the most admirable of positions.

    Yes, I'm bitter and wish death upon most law enforcement (parking enforcement included), but to take your job so seriously only to be a fat whale is pretty funny to me.

    It just reinforces the notion that most policemen are power hungry, socially inept, losers who wouldn't make it in any legitimate field.
    No he is an officer paid by the Phillies.

    And most college students are young punks who think they know it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post

    To me, the repercussions that come from running on the field are enough, without having to be tasered and possibly killed.
    Don't run on the field pretty simple.

    Don't sound like a retard saying killed.

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