Thread: Dodo Head In Need Of Help

I'd find out what the someone meant about playing ball ...

If it was to play ball on the beach, then I'd guess volleyball. But it could also mean playing baseball close by the beach, then hanging out at the beach afterwards. Psssttt .... I'd ask what was meant. :giggle:

i knew you were gonna say that dodo...and i will however i need to be prepared either way. i know that its either Baseball or VolleyBall and i may be able to handle volleyball cause of the bikini and sand thang....but baseball i dont know...alot of room for error....too many hard objects

Where I come from, playing "ball" usually refers to basketball, but it could also mean baseball. After all, baseball umpires yell "PLAY BALL" to start the game. I never heard "ball" has a reference for volleyball, but who knows.

Either way, you'll have fun. Team sports are always a good time.

Team sports make me want to hurl especially when the word "tournament" is involved....this is gonna mean playing with 4 hunky huge firemen that actually know what they are doing...Football i can handle, paint ball i can handle, i can handle pretty much anything if its in private but not infront of people. Man i can even handle being naked in front of the entire team....but preforming and pulling my weight....i dont know

Just a thought...are you sure the person involved means a sporting event? I'm pretty sure if you were involved the last type of ball I'd want to be involved would be of a sports variety .

Seriously...I play beach volleyball and basketball regularly, if you need some advice - rules, what you should do, etc. Just PM me. If it's at the beach, I seriously doubt if it's baseball.

given your physique ... I'd say that whatever you do and however you do it will be well appreciated! And if it goes really bad, I'd say do the naked thing ... then all will be forgotten.

Originally posted by J'Bo
Team sports make me want to hurl especially when the word "tournament" is involved....this is gonna mean playing with 4 hunky huge firemen that actually know what they are doing...Football i can handle, paint ball i can handle, i can handle pretty much anything if its in private but not infront of people. Man i can even handle being naked in front of the entire team....but preforming and pulling my weight....i dont know

I just read this and realized that J'Bo...you have to realize the awful truth. They want you there because you are hot and will be required to wear a bikini to play. You could probably completely throw whatever game you are playing and they won't care because they'll still be trying to pull their tongues off of the ground.

That being said, if you can actually play they'll respet you for your ability and not just your body...oh, wait...who am I kidding!?

@ NT.

I knew that this thread would make me split my gut open.

Pony...umm no it is a sporting event and i highly doubt that its basketball on the beach...i could see baseball cause there is a nearby field but its most likely volleyball and i am in BIG EFFIN trouble...

may have to use NT's approach and suggest strip ball...one article of clothing for every ball that doesnt go over the net

Well if it is firemen it is most likely a co-ed softball game, relax. we just get drunk play ball and check out the other teams women, thats all. He wants to show you off there, cant say I blame him!!!

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Where I come from, playing "ball" usually refers to basketball, but it could also mean baseball.

Agreed, down in the south, playing ball means basketball.

Well, if it is Volleyball then I suggest you just show up, you would only be playing it in a swimsuit, so I doubt the guys would care......

If it is baseball/softball, then short shorts are a must......you'd distract the other team and I am sure the guys on your team would love that.....Gives them the edge, ya know?

You'll be fine.....

Well where I am from ... Canada ... playing ball usually means baseball/softball .... neither of which I play .... but if all else fails and you have to take the naked approach make sure you post some pics of your ... umm ... well weekend

jesus people you are of no help here.

telling me what to wear and about naked sporting events pretty funny though.

ok girly girl - bring shorts and be prepared for either or both. forget the nails ... dig out that baseball cap and put the hair in a ponytail and be prepared to sweat.

Here's some actual advice and strategies for the beginner on either a volleyball court or softball field:

Volleyball: The bump is your best friend. Lay your hands one over the other face up with thumbs together. Hands should be extended straight out from the body. The ball is struck above the hands on the wrists, which should remain flat.

Best strategy is just get the ball up in the air relatively straight. Don't try to get fancy...if the other players know what they are doing they will take care of things after that. Don't worry about things like volleying/spiking, they take skill. Just get the ball up and/or over the net with the easy hit.

If you find one of the other players is picking on you (hitting it to you on purpose because he knows you suck ) let the others know to protect you.

Softball: Play outfield. Less chance of a ball hitting you hard in the face. When catching the ball, keep your eyes locked on it and follow it into your glove with your eyes, using BOTH hands to catch it. Always wait a few seconds when a ball is hit towards you to get a good bead on it, a common mistake is running forward and then the ball goes over you 9 times out of 10. When throwing the ball in, look for a cutoff person halfway into the infield. Throw the ball low so that it goes farther faster.

Hitting - take a wide stance and choke up on the bottom of the bat. When hitting, try to extend the arms fully and just think about making contact - don't worry about killing the ball, just try to hit it. Rotate your hips like you're twisting on an oblique crunch to use your core strength is you can think about it. If it's slow pitch, just wait and take your pitches...they'll probably walk you most times.

Above all, have a good time and enjoy a good day. Don't get too competitive!

Hope it helps!

Pony....thanks babe...i am sitting here crying i am laughing so hard.
I actually know how to serve, volley and bump (oh yah baby) i think i just get a little too..mmmm...ambitious sometimes i think and dive for all the outter balls havent played yet this year though
As for BBall well i havent played since hgh school and it seemed pretty effin easy...although catching anf throwing a football is alot easier
thanks for the tips...i am sure that they will help.
I will be sure to take pics of us and all my bruises.

Originally posted by J'Bo
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... A certain someone called me last night and asked me if i wanted to go out of town next weekend and play in a "BALL" tournament.
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J'bo - It's possible that this is a 6-man variant of soccer also or even Bocci balls. But given the macho nature of the participants I discount the posibility of Bocci balls. In all probability its vollyball since its hard as hell to get good soccer play in sand.

If it were not for the fun of the mystery I would just call the "certain somebody" back and ask them directly. But it might be fun to tell them you blew out your kini top last time you played "BALL" and wondered what the team colors are. If they say "skins" you know its going to be interesting...

@ OD........fuq i am dying here

man you guys sure know how to make a girl laugh.

no its not bocci balls i am sure that its volleyball cause they play all the time. I just called and left him a message so i will find out soon. Thank heavens cause i gotta get a trainin

Originally posted by J'Bo
Pony....thanks babe...i am sitting here crying i am laughing so hard.
I actually know how to bump (oh yah baby) i think i just get a little too..mmmm...ambitious sometimes and dive for all the balls

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Man, J'Bo...I wish there were more girls like you on my volleyball team!

Yes you better watch out playing with me....i get every guys balls in my hands

K everyone...scoop is that its BASEBALL (5 innings to be exact).HELP

is this game realy going to be as serious as you are making it out to be J? I would think it would be for fun, and if that is the case, go have fun and don't worry. I am sure they aren't expecting MVP type of athleticism from ya. and like was mentioned b4, when in doubt, flash those titties.

kinda hard when you dont have titties GR81
serious...well maybe not...but i wanta kick some ass and show them who's boss. also tells them not to fuq with me

So far pony is the only one who has helped here...but others have given good advice on outfits to wear

Originally posted by J'Bo
kinda hard when you dont have titties GR81

Well then, instead of trying to make contact with the ball when you are hitting, try to hit the other team instead, I think that will send the message not to fuq w/ U, ha ha

NOW THERE is some advice...thanks GR81....gonna use that one. especally cause i want to play AGAINST the nim rod player dude that asked me...teach him not to play his way with me when he catches a ball in the BALLS

you sure do you have alot of pent up anger for a house princess, if that is really who you are. j/k

i am house princess as in house music