a university of tennessee student was visiting some yankee relatives in boston. they had a party for him and invited some of their friends. he noticed a beautiful lady and walked up to her and asked "whered ya'll go to school at"? she looked down her nose at him and said "yale". he looked at her, took a deep breath and screamed"WHERED YA'LL GO TO SCHOOL AT"?
Q: where was o.j. simpson headed for in the white bronco?
A: starksville,ms. he knew the police would never look for a heisman trophy winer there.
the coach for michigan st. will only be dressing 15 players this week. the rest have finally learned how to dress themselves.
Q: why do the university of tenneessee cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: to keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
two syracuse football players were down at the local watering hole partying. they were hootin' and hollerin' when the bartender asked them why they were celebrating. the smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them 2 months. "2 months!?" exclaimed the bartender. the other player replied, "yeah, but the box said 4-6 years."
Q: why is ice no longe available at miami football games?
A: the senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Q: how is the indiana football team like a possum?
A: they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: what are the longest 3 years of an oklahoma football players life?
A: his freshman year.
Q: how do you get a u.c.l.a. graduate off your front porch?
A: pay him for your pizza.