Iverson traded to Denver

goandykid · 12-22-2006, 11:52 PM

I'll always remember when he hit like 5 3-pointers in 90 seconds or w/e it was against the knicks, and then made that choking gesture at Spike Lee.

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the nut

He didn't only shoot threes, he was a awesome shooter from any where on the court. One of the most clutch shooters ever.

I agree, damn wasn't he an ugly guy.

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goandykid

I'll always remember when he hit like 5 3-pointers in 90 seconds or w/e it was against the knicks, and then made that choking gesture at Spike Lee.

A true Knick killer, I hated him.
He was the king of flops but could he shoot.
Cheryl was good back in the day.

goandykid · 12-23-2006, 01:24 AM

Ugly? Charles Barkley is hilarious.

"Ever wonder why you've never seen Golem (from Lord of the Rings) and Sam Cassell in the same room?"

the nut · 12-23-2006, 01:36 AM

Barkley is my all time favorite!

Remember when the Dream Team played some African team and he elbowed one of the players. He said "I shouldn't have done that, he probably hasn't eaten in weeks."

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goandykid

Ugly? Charles Barkley is hilarious.

"Ever wonder why you've never seen Golem (from Lord of the Rings) and Sam Cassell in the same room?"

Holy shit!

**P-funk** · 12-23-2006, 06:09 AM

I wonder if he will want to be traded now that they lost in his first game?

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goandykid

Ugly? Charles Barkley is hilarious.

Quote:

"Ever wonder why you've never seen Golem (from Lord of the Rings) and Sam Cassell in the same room?"

Sam Cassell is the ugliest man ever to take part in a game of basketball. Many people believe that he is an alien. Recently when watching a game on TV, I noticed that the clock skipped forward by three tenths of a second. At first, I thought it must have been a technical glitch. But when I rolled back the tape several times, I noticed that everything else was the same before and after, except that Sam Cassell was sitting in a different position. Upon noticing this strange occurence I begun work researching several possibilities as to his origins. At first my trail led me to believe that his insect-like appearance came from an unusual evolutionary chain that branched off from the praying mantis, and evolved humanoid type limbs.

They have a site about his ugliness.

I didn't do these.

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Yes, yes, I had. This liquid based creature is in fact the Sam Cassell that currently plays for the LA Clippers, in it's un-morphed form. Other forms include these below: This newly discovered species of Cassell walks on all fours. It has the ability to morph the pigments on its skin to match any background. This technique is similar to some types of squid found on earth.

Damn he is ugly.

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 09:47 AM

Golum!!!!

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 09:53 AM

Goodfella9783 · 12-23-2006, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the nut

He didn't only shoot threes, he was a awesome shooter from any where on the court. One of the most clutch shooters ever.

I agree with that. Doesn't make him a better player than Iverson at all though. By a longshot.

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 10:06 AM

50) Sam Cassell and Golum

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 10:07 AM

51) Sam Cassell and ET

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 10:08 AM

Reggie Miller and that Quark thing out of Star Trek

min0 lee · 12-23-2006, 10:10 AM

) Lawrence Frank and Ken Jennings

95) Oliver Miller and Rita MacNeil

goandykid · 12-23-2006, 01:45 PM

http://clintcam.com/barkley/

All Charles Barkley's hilarious quotes

goandykid · 12-23-2006, 01:50 PM

Charles said something along the lines of "That game is gonna be a barn barner". Kenny and Ernie were making fun of him for screwing up his words, then he replied to Kenny: "Right between the eyes. That's where you're gonna get it."

While with the 76ers: "We've only got one play, somehow..some way...just get the ball to me."

While with the 76ers he was asked what the game plan was. He said, "to score more points than the other team".

Talking about the Portland Trailblazers and their inconsistent play: "You never know what team is gonna show up on a given night, but you can bet they will be high."

I'm not going to argue with you, Ernie. I'll hit you in the left eye."

goandykid · 12-23-2006, 01:54 PM

# Charles (To Kenny) : We both think you're ugly
Kenny: I'd rather be smart than beautiful
Charles: Well you're 0-2 (0 for 2)

"I'm gonna go home and get naked again in the mirror cuz I don't look like Rerun or Al Roker. There's some deception going on. I'm not fat y'all! I'm big-boned."

Chris Rose: You used to be called The Round Mound of Rebound. Just how round are you these days?
Charles Barkley: A few doughnuts away from a complete circle.

When Chuck was asked by the judge if he had any regrets about throwing guy through a window in Orlando he said, "I regret we weren't on a higher floor."

Earlier in Shaq's career, Chuck's advice: "He needs to learn the 2 words I tried to teach Oliver Miller....I'M FULL!"

Kenny: "I think New Jersey has a chance to beat them. If they had Vince Carter all year they'd be the three seed."
Barkley: "Have you been drinking again?"

"Isiah Thomas is building a championship team... too bad it's in San Antonio."
Charles Barkley on the Nazr Mohammed deal.

"GINOBILI!!!!!!" (Yelled and stretched out)

After TNT showed a stat that Charles had the lowest career three point percentage amongst players who took at least 250 3 point attempts in the playoffs - "To whoever put that stat together... 'Yo Mama'".

goandykid · 12-23-2006, 01:55 PM

That's jsut some off a huge list... here's my personal favorite by far though, after that fight he got in w/ Bill Lambeer

Letter from Charles Barkley to Bill Laimbeer, I think in 1989:
Dear Bill,
Fuck You.
Charles

goandykid · 12-23-2006, 02:00 PM

and as long as we're on a roll:

"You're fat, you're mine, and I never forget." -Bo Schembechler to Dan Dierdorf, 1969

**P-funk** · 01-07-2007, 06:50 PM

AI is doing great so far as a team mate!! The Nuggets are 2-6 since they got him!

min0 lee · 01-07-2007, 06:58 PM

Have they played together yet?

**P-funk** · 01-07-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Have they played together yet?

no. I think Melo still has 5 or 6 games of suspension left.

I was just saying as a team mate in general. You know...because AI is so good.

Goodfella9783 · 01-07-2007, 07:01 PM

Playing in the west isn't easy. Especially with your #1 superstar out for a bunch of games. AI has been putting up a double-double almost every game. So having 10+ assists when you're a natural SG, imo is being a good teammate.

**P-funk** · 01-07-2007, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

Playing in the west isn't easy. Especially with your #1 superstar out for a bunch of games. AI has been putting up a double-double almost every game. So having 10+ assists when you're a natural SG, imo is being a good teammate.

I though AI was a #1 superstar??

Playing in the west isn't easy.

Playing on the '76ers isn't easy.

he never had good players around him.

playing for larry brown isn't easy.

Always an excuse with AI.

min0 lee · 01-07-2007, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

I though AI was a #1 superstar??

Playing in the west isn't easy.

Playing on the '76ers isn't easy.

he never had good players around him.

playing for larry brown isn't easy.

Always an excuse with AI.

Goodfella9783 · 01-07-2007, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

I though AI was a #1 superstar??

Playing in the west isn't easy.

Playing on the '76ers isn't easy.

he never had good players around him.

playing for larry brown isn't easy.

Always an excuse with AI.

Not when your're on the same team as Carmelo Anthony. The Nuggets will be ok. That's for sure. You can hold me to it.

goandykid · 01-08-2007, 06:13 AM

Does it matter? Gilbert Arenas is MVP anyways.

**IainDaniel** · 01-08-2007, 06:26 AM

Raptors!

12-22-2006, 11:52 PM	#121
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	I'll always remember when he hit like 5 3-pointers in 90 seconds or w/e it was against the knicks, and then made that choking gesture at Spike Lee. You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

12-23-2006, 01:24 AM	#124
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	Ugly? Charles Barkley is hilarious. "Ever wonder why you've never seen Golem (from Lord of the Rings) and Sam Cassell in the same room?" You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

12-23-2006, 01:36 AM	#125
the nut And the winner is...... Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Quahog, RI Posts: 2,258 Photos: 6	Barkley is my all time favorite! Remember when the Dream Team played some African team and he elbowed one of the players. He said "I shouldn't have done that, he probably hasn't eaten in weeks." *I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!*

12-23-2006, 06:09 AM	#127
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goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	http://clintcam.com/barkley/ All Charles Barkley's hilarious quotes You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

12-23-2006, 01:50 PM	#138
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	Charles said something along the lines of "That game is gonna be a barn barner". Kenny and Ernie were making fun of him for screwing up his words, then he replied to Kenny: "Right between the eyes. That's where you're gonna get it." While with the 76ers: "We've only got one play, somehow..some way...just get the ball to me." While with the 76ers he was asked what the game plan was. He said, "to score more points than the other team". Talking about the Portland Trailblazers and their inconsistent play: "You never know what team is gonna show up on a given night, but you can bet they will be high." I'm not going to argue with you, Ernie. I'll hit you in the left eye." You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

12-23-2006, 01:54 PM	#139
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	# Charles (To Kenny) : We both think you're ugly Kenny: I'd rather be smart than beautiful Charles: Well you're 0-2 (0 for 2) "I'm gonna go home and get naked again in the mirror cuz I don't look like Rerun or Al Roker. There's some deception going on. I'm not fat y'all! I'm big-boned." Chris Rose: You used to be called The Round Mound of Rebound. Just how round are you these days? Charles Barkley: A few doughnuts away from a complete circle. When Chuck was asked by the judge if he had any regrets about throwing guy through a window in Orlando he said, "I regret we weren't on a higher floor." Earlier in Shaq's career, Chuck's advice: "He needs to learn the 2 words I tried to teach Oliver Miller....I'M FULL!" Kenny: "I think New Jersey has a chance to beat them. If they had Vince Carter all year they'd be the three seed." Barkley: "Have you been drinking again?" "Isiah Thomas is building a championship team... too bad it's in San Antonio." Charles Barkley on the Nazr Mohammed deal. "GINOBILI!!!!!!" (Yelled and stretched out) After TNT showed a stat that Charles had the lowest career three point percentage amongst players who took at least 250 3 point attempts in the playoffs - "To whoever put that stat together... 'Yo Mama'". You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

12-23-2006, 01:55 PM	#140
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	That's jsut some off a huge list... here's my personal favorite by far though, after that fight he got in w/ Bill Lambeer Letter from Charles Barkley to Bill Laimbeer, I think in 1989: Dear Bill, Fuck You. Charles You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

12-23-2006, 02:00 PM	#141
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	and as long as we're on a roll: "You're fat, you're mine, and I never forget." -Bo Schembechler to Dan Dierdorf, 1969 You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

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Goodfella9783 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,226	Playing in the west isn't easy. Especially with your #1 superstar out for a bunch of games. AI has been putting up a double-double almost every game. So having 10+ assists when you're a natural SG, imo is being a good teammate.

01-08-2007, 06:13 AM	#149
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	Does it matter? Gilbert Arenas is MVP anyways. You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

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