soxmuscle

I can comprehend it and I see where you're coming from, but in all honesty, the longer this drags on (and it will continue to drag on until you stop replying in this thread because I can't be stopped), the more you look like a complete and utter idiot.

How was the work out, fatso?

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxfan34

Cause he asked me a question, and i answered it.......do you care if people think your funny or if they like you on this board?

soxfan34

Well i guess im glad to see you have some grey matter, not much, but at least you understand simple things? So you cant be stopped? That sounds freakin idiotic!!!!

Did you work out those peanut arms of yours? Did you and your dad have fun at the shrimping party? Did you and mom have fun spooning?

soxmuscle

School, a message board...

It's never fun being a loser regardless of where it is.

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxmuscle

No, I can't be stopped

I had a back day that I'll probably be posting in my journal here shortly.

How was your workout?

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxfan34

So being a loser in life doesnt help that much does it? So your cool and your just going to keep rambling and rambling..... Im not going to read your gay journal, im glad you had a good back day, was the shrimping fun?

deathbypoops

nah, they can all die in a bus crash for all i care.

"you thought it was over, its not over, I came back, I brought my axe!!!!
Journal

soxmuscle

I don't know what your referring to with shrimping.

You're the one rambling.

I can simply go like this and you'll make some stupid response that makes no sense. It's quite funny to me actually.

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxfan34

I know you said in one of your stupid postings that you and your dad like to lick each others ass and balls sacks....well shrimping you can still lick each others ass, but you can suck the cum out of each others ass with straws.......have fun choad boy

soxmuscle

Another post of yours that makes no sense.

If you're going to attempt to make fun of me, try and sound somewhat intelligent and creative.

What I said was that your Dad braided my anus hair with his teeth. I also said that I plugged your mother's fuck hole. Never did I say anything about my Dad or his profession which, obviously, has nothing to do with "shrimping" or whatever stupid/unfunny thing you're trying to say.

also, what exactly is a choad boy?

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxfan34

You are a stupid fuck arent you? Havent you ever heard of something called a dictionary? Im a person that if i dont know what something means, i look it up!!! A rather novel concept dont yah think. A choad is a penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Let me use it in a sentence.....that guy is a choad s a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"... sounds like you.
I know you never said anything about your dad and the family business. Shrimping is a hard business isnt it

soxmuscle

I know that a choad is a penis that is wider than it is long. I figured you'd have an alternate meaning for it. For instance, half the time I call people "faggots," I don't actually mean that they're gay, just that they're douchebags thus making you a faggot.

"the guy is a choad s a choad"

Good usage, nice sentence. And to think you were that close to making sense...

So which is it, shithead? Am I fat or am I thin? You seem to be contradicting yourself left and right.

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

IainDaniel

Let me run out to the Pharmacy to buy a douchebag for both you tools, maybe then you can clean all that sand out of your vaginas.

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

soxmuscle

It's going to be hard for soxfan34 to clean the sand from his vagina because his FUPA makes the vaginal opening impossible to find.

Think of the unfortunate fat people, Iain. Think of them!

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

min0 lee

soxmuscle

Tony Mazz fires back:

Earlier this offseason, one source in the Boras camp indicated the Red Sox could have locked up Teixeira with an offer of $176 million over eight years. The same source said that the Sox declined. What the source did not reveal was that the proposal included a pair of vesting options that would have brought the deal to $220 million over 10 years, withholding information that makes the entire exchange downright deceitful and manipulative.

***

Scott Boras deceitful and manipulative?

That's his MO

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

min0 lee

What the hell did you just post?

Baseball? This thread ain't about baseball.

min0 lee

I hate the guy with a passion.
Do you have a source for this news?

soxmuscle

Haha.

The Teixeira discussion is on-going, especially today when he's about to dawn those Pinstripes for the first time

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxmuscle

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

min0 lee

soxmuscle

When's the press conference?

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

min0 lee

Don't know but I'll tune the radio to 660 WFAN Mike Francessaca now.

min0 lee

It's on now!

min0 lee

YES network.

soxfan34

Soxmuscle needs a douche for his mouth to wash up all of the jizz he sucked up from his dads ass in todays shrimping session, dont forget to throw away your straw. I know you had a busy day licking your dads ass as well licking up each others choad butter (the extrememly foul-smelling combination of shit and sweat that accumulates in the Choadal area).....It doesnt matter you are both fat and thin...hence the name choad boy!!!

soxmuscle

Jakey Jakey about to make a big mistakey.

Sorry Jake, I don't live with my dad, my tongue is a thousand miles away from his butthole, but nice try.

Where is it cool --outside of an elementary school-- to use these type of insults?

You are one pathetic loser, Jake.

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxfan34

Then which basement do you live in? Your mothers? Does it matter if you live with him or not, you guys can still have the daily shrimping session. You seem to like insults and "try" to give insults, does it make you cool. Do you like writing poetry to guys, you fag!!!

soxmuscle

What's that, Jake?

It absolutely matters if I live with him or not. He lives a thousand miles away from me, not only does your joke make no sense, it isn't even a possibility.

Me fucking your Mom on the otherhand, given how big of a whore she is, is very much so true.

I go to college. I don't live with my Mom but I am back on break at the moment. Life's good.

I don't like writing poetry to anybody. I was in a poetry class two semesters ago and really just don't enjoy at as much as I do other types of writing.

Where'd you go to school, Jake?

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

soxmuscle

On whether he planned on signing with the Yankees all along:

"The whole process was confusing. Sometimes I'd tell Scott to stop calling me, then I'd call him five times a day saying, 'Tell me what you know!' Two weeks before Christmas, I talked to [my wife]Leigh about it again, and we kind of decided that, hey, the Yankees are where we want to be. Cash [Brian Cashman] might want to give Leigh a hug, because when I asked her during the process, 'Where should I go, where should I go?,' she'd always say, 'I just want you to be happy.' Finally she said, 'I want you to be a Yankee,' and it was a done deal. Once we got the contract figured out, it was a no-brainer for me."

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The Red Sox were invited into Teixeira' home on December 18th, exactly one week prior to Christmas.

In other words, Boras and Teixeira completely used the Red Sox throughout the entirety of these negotiations.

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches