Ex-Red Sox reliever Julian Tavarez signs with Nationals

soxmuscle · 03-16-2009, 07:19 PM

Why is this thread worthy, you ask?

Because of this gem of a quote he told to a Washington Post reporter that they actually printed for some hilarious reason:

"Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

washingtonpost.com

**I Are Baboon** · 03-17-2009, 06:13 AM

soxmuscle · 03-17-2009, 09:55 AM

Haha... isn't that great, IAB?

Tavarez has proven time and time again to have no filter and say/do whatever the hell he wants, but it's quite funny to me.

Nationals fans have to love the fact that they're being compared to the 600-pound fat girl in a bar that you try to bring home after having too much to drink.

**I Are Baboon** · 03-17-2009, 11:10 AM

I think it's funny that he's had no other takers and thinks at this point in his career he can be picky.

J-Lo might be the 600 pounder, but he's also the fat pimpled guy that can't hook up with anyone else. Beggars can't be choosers.

Tavarez was a pretty good utility pitcher for the Sox though and I wish him well.

03-16-2009, 07:19 PM	#1
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,045 Photos: 10	Ex-Red Sox reliever Julian Tavarez signs with Nationals Why is this thread worthy, you ask? Because of this gem of a quote he told to a Washington Post reporter that they actually printed for some hilarious reason: "Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me." washingtonpost.com Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

03-17-2009, 09:55 AM	#3
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,045 Photos: 10	Haha... isn't that great, IAB? Tavarez has proven time and time again to have no filter and say/do whatever the hell he wants, but it's quite funny to me. Nationals fans have to love the fact that they're being compared to the 600-pound fat girl in a bar that you try to bring home after having too much to drink. Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

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I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 11,941 Photos: 4	I think it's funny that he's had no other takers and thinks at this point in his career he can be picky. J-Lo might be the 600 pounder, but he's also the fat pimpled guy that can't hook up with anyone else. Beggars can't be choosers. Tavarez was a pretty good utility pitcher for the Sox though and I wish him well.