I vote we warn/ban Gays!!!

MaxMirkin · 11-16-2004, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy

I don't know what to believe anymore

I suppose your cousin Max is the one that is gay?

I'm definately going to tuck my turkey feathers in now for sure

Didn't one of your silly Commandments tell you not to use My name in vain!

min0 lee · 11-16-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy

I don't know what to believe anymore

I suppose your cousin Max is the one that is gay?

I'm definately going to tuck my turkey feathers in now for sure

Max has molested me in the past.

Jeanie · 11-16-2004, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by du510

You and your nekkid bodybuilder pics make you Public Enema #1.

Now you knew I would find this!

MaxMirkin · 11-16-2004, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Max has molested me in the past.

You don't know what you're missing, Randy....or do you?

Randy · 11-16-2004, 02:34 PM

**Dale Mabry** · 11-16-2004, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cman

I think the Bible does too.

I hear that is a good book, is it? I would never read it though, not enough pictures and I imagine the format is not like a magazine.

MaxMirkin · 11-16-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I hear that is a good book, is it? I would never read it though, not enough pictures and I imagine the format is not like a magazine.

Well not a respectable magazine anyway....more of a tabloid actually.

Randy · 11-16-2004, 02:58 PM

Max's fingers get burned when he touches a bible

Wonder why that is?

**Dale Mabry** · 11-16-2004, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Randy

Max's fingers get burned when he touches a bible

Wonder why that is?

Prolly because they were just up his ass.

MaxMirkin · 11-16-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Prolly because they were just up his ass.

Quit PMing me about that!
No Dale, you can't lick them off!

Randy · 11-16-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Didn't one of your silly Commandments tell you not to use My name in vain!

Sorry my friend, I guess I overlooked that commandment

Just don't let MinO punish me, please...

MaxMirkin · 11-16-2004, 10:53 PM

I send the souls of all those who displease me to Min0. Then he subjects them to eternal tranny torment!

Randy · 11-17-2004, 01:07 AM

min0 lee · 11-17-2004, 12:13 PM

Randy · 11-17-2004, 03:20 PM

MinO, I think now you need to prove to everyone what you really look like.
Hold up a sign with a piece of paper or something saying I love Max. This way we know it is really you.

Then with while holding the same sign, pull down your pants and prove to us that you are female

min0 lee · 11-18-2004, 11:51 AM

Some of the Homosexuals at IM want you over for thanksgiving.

Randy · 11-18-2004, 01:19 PM

I'm going to sick my dad on you now...

And THIS is what he has to say to you MinO

MaxMirkin · 11-18-2004, 03:03 PM

Finally, a battle of the two IM multimedia warriors -

vs.

(Robert should charge admission.

)

min0 lee · 11-18-2004, 09:25 PM

Randy · 11-18-2004, 09:37 PM

I would rather do a sheep.

min0 lee · 11-18-2004, 09:39 PM

PreMier · 11-18-2004, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

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Randy · 11-18-2004, 10:25 PM

ha ha ha Premier

PreMier · 11-18-2004, 10:37 PM

Whats real funny, is 'hers' is bigger than yours!

Randy · 11-19-2004, 02:31 AM

That doesn't even deserve a comment Premier.

**Pirate!** · 11-19-2004, 08:26 AM

Maybe people should just be able to discuss stuff that is that explicit in the Sexual Health forum. If you can't handle it, stay out of that fourm. Or do what spike does: don't click on threads of known queers. You can also use your block funtion. I'd rather not stumble across some guy drooling over anothers guy's hair arsehole, either, but you can't seriously expect mods to decided who is a butt-plugger and who isn't. If so, say goodbye to some friends now.

maniclion · 11-19-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy

An example is when gay individuals describe in detail how they like getting nailed in the

I think just sends a very wrong message here on the board.

Does it bother you because you think it's gross or because you've tried it drunk one night and now everytime it's brought up you have flashbacks.

Another example is when they whip out photos exposing their transexual bodies with weenies hanging out... <That's just wrong>.

Did you get wood and now feel guilty about it?

I'm open minded and am not against gays in general as long as they don't flaunt their sexual ideals around me. Nor do I feel it's right for them to do it around anyone else here.. I know gay individuals are people to, but this is not right for anyone.

My theory is that you 're probably tempted by homosexual fantasies and it frightens you, but instead of facing your fears you'd rather just keep them out of sight, out of mind

Randy · 11-20-2004, 11:45 AM

Manic,

Don't confuse my fantasies with yours buddy, as they clearly don't mix.
I can understand though how you might want someone else to share
in your homosexual fantasies. I really appreciate your concerns though Manic, but I am just fine being my heterosexual self.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

My theory is that you 're probably tempted by homosexual fantasies and it frightens you, but instead of facing your fears you'd rather just keep them out of sight, out of mind

min0 lee · 11-20-2004, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PreMier

Whats real funny, is 'hers' is bigger than yours!

min0 lee · 12-11-2004, 11:05 AM

SANTA IS GAY

Santa is GAY! I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe Santa's gay. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a straight man could possibly pull it all off! For starters, think about the planning that goes into an event like Christmas. Even Martha Stewart is envious.

Straight men have day jobs, so they wouldn't have time to stand at the local shopping malls and ring a bell all day. But if you're a gay, out-of-work Actor/Dancer/Waiter it's the perfect gig until you get your big break. Also, if he were straight he would have picked a more masculine animal than the reindeer to get him around, like horses or oxen, but the reindeer just happens to appeal to Santa's inherent sense of grace and beauty. And those names: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen? Fill in the blanks.

Mrs. Claus has been married to him for eons and he's never fathered a child with her, she's over-weight and still content... Can you say "Fag-hag"?

Ever thought about the Rudolph story? He's gay too! "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games." (as if he wanted to). Isn't Rudolph really a metaphor for the gay child in a straight society anyway?

Ever ask yourself why fruitcake is the traditional dessert at Christmas time? Well, now you know. And stop pretending you don't like it. Deep down inside, you've always liked fruitcake.

Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a straight man:

* Look at the size of the bag he packs for a one night trip!

* Red velvet, fur collar, black engineer boots... think people!

* Physically he's a wet dream for the Girth and Mirth club and the perfect poster model for GMSMA.

* Gay men have long been using stockings to hide their candy.

* Ho Ho / Homo... a little too similar if you ask me.

* That long over-night flight around the world taps into the flight attendant gene. And one more thing, did you ever know a straight man named Nicholas? Oh, straight society has tried to butch up his image by calling him St. Nick, but we know better. It's Nicholas, damn it! Ms. Claus if you're nasty. Merry Christmas!

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11-17-2004, 03:20 PM	#45
Randy Woof! Woof! Woof! Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 7,859 Photos: 4	MinO, I think now you need to prove to everyone what you really look like. Hold up a sign with a piece of paper or something saying I love Max. This way we know it is really you. Then with while holding the same sign, pull down your pants and prove to us that you are female - O F F I C I A L . L I N K . M A S T E R - Maintains a Reference to all Gopros P/RR/S Links Gopros latest routines: CLICK HERE Lift like a Chicken Look Like a Chicken

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MaxMirkin Cheerfully Offensive Join Date: May 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 3,696 Photos: 4	Finally, a battle of the two IM multimedia warriors - vs. (Robert should charge admission. ) The lions sing and the hills take flight. The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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Randy Woof! Woof! Woof! Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 7,859 Photos: 4	That doesn't even deserve a comment Premier. - O F F I C I A L . L I N K . M A S T E R - Maintains a Reference to all Gopros P/RR/S Links Gopros latest routines: CLICK HERE Lift like a Chicken Look Like a Chicken

11-19-2004, 08:26 AM	#56
Pirate! Gatekepper Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 6,171	Maybe people should just be able to discuss stuff that is that explicit in the Sexual Health forum. If you can't handle it, stay out of that fourm. Or do what spike does: don't click on threads of known queers. You can also use your block funtion. I'd rather not stumble across some guy drooling over anothers guy's hair arsehole, either, but you can't seriously expect mods to decided who is a butt-plugger and who isn't. If so, say goodbye to some friends now.

12-11-2004, 11:05 AM	#60
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	Ban Santa SANTA IS GAY Santa is GAY! I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe Santa's gay. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a straight man could possibly pull it all off! For starters, think about the planning that goes into an event like Christmas. Even Martha Stewart is envious. Straight men have day jobs, so they wouldn't have time to stand at the local shopping malls and ring a bell all day. But if you're a gay, out-of-work Actor/Dancer/Waiter it's the perfect gig until you get your big break. Also, if he were straight he would have picked a more masculine animal than the reindeer to get him around, like horses or oxen, but the reindeer just happens to appeal to Santa's inherent sense of grace and beauty. And those names: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen? Fill in the blanks. Mrs. Claus has been married to him for eons and he's never fathered a child with her, she's over-weight and still content... Can you say "Fag-hag"? Ever thought about the Rudolph story? He's gay too! "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games." (as if he wanted to). Isn't Rudolph really a metaphor for the gay child in a straight society anyway? Ever ask yourself why fruitcake is the traditional dessert at Christmas time? Well, now you know. And stop pretending you don't like it. Deep down inside, you've always liked fruitcake. Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a straight man: * Look at the size of the bag he packs for a one night trip! * Red velvet, fur collar, black engineer boots... think people! * Physically he's a wet dream for the Girth and Mirth club and the perfect poster model for GMSMA. * Gay men have long been using stockings to hide their candy. * Ho Ho / Homo... a little too similar if you ask me. * That long over-night flight around the world taps into the flight attendant gene. And one more thing, did you ever know a straight man named Nicholas? Oh, straight society has tried to butch up his image by calling him St. Nick, but we know better. It's Nicholas, damn it! Ms. Claus if you're nasty. Merry Christmas!

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