Offensive Jokes from bludevil

bludevil · 06-26-2001, 05:14 AM

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm truly sorry if I have offended anybody with my crude humor and tasteless jokes. I think Mule and myself have taken this whole "I can up you battle" a little to far. I want to especially apologize to the women on this forum. I know some posts may seem sexist, and for this I'm sorry. Oh yeah Mule, I'm going to layoff your wife for awhile. I hope you guys accept my humblest apologies.

BroadStreet · 06-26-2001, 05:48 AM

Did you guys get put on report or something? I thought your material was a riot! You guys were entertaining the h#ll out of me. Just wanted to let you know, I took no offense at all to your material.

**MtnBikerChk** · 06-26-2001, 07:16 AM

No offense taken here!

Thanks, though.

bludevil · 06-26-2001, 08:40 AM

I really can't say what happened. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Mule · 06-26-2001, 09:07 AM

We both are scared emotionally!

bludevil · 06-26-2001, 01:02 PM

thanks for the comments guys/gals but apparently not everyone on this board can take a joke.

Scotty the Body · 06-26-2001, 03:46 PM

I guess I can also be accused of a little dark humor, sorry if I've also offended anyone but hey, life is to short to be serious all the time.

I'll try not to mess with any serious threads.

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Just another day in the gutter

**I Are Baboon** · 06-26-2001, 04:21 PM

If the wife jokes are going to stop, can we start in on the momma jokes??

"Yo momma is sooo fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon, and the b!tch got stuck!" (from The Nutty Professor)

<FONT COLOR="#000002" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">[Edited 1 time by I Are Baboon on 06-26-2001 at 06:22 PM]</font>

BroadStreet · 06-26-2001, 04:46 PM

Yo momma's so fat, they cut the b!tch and she bled gravy.
(From White Men Cant Jump)

Mule · 06-26-2001, 06:24 PM

Ginni · 06-26-2001, 10:52 PM

You guys have not offended me.. I personally think you two are hilarious!!

In fact I think I will cry if you two stop messing around...

**I Are Baboon** · 06-27-2001, 04:01 AM

Yo momma is soooooo fat, her blood type is rocky road! (again, Nutty Professor)

bludevil · 06-27-2001, 05:08 AM

I would post a "mules mamma joke" but under the circumstances I will not.

BroadStreet · 06-27-2001, 05:40 AM

Yo momma's so fat when she walks down the street she leaves potholes.
(Rodney Dangerfield)

06-26-2001, 05:14 AM	#1
bludevil To God be the Glory Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WeightRoom Posts: 1,567 Photos: 25	Offensive Jokes from bludevil BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm truly sorry if I have offended anybody with my crude humor and tasteless jokes. I think Mule and myself have taken this whole "I can up you battle" a little to far. I want to especially apologize to the women on this forum. I know some posts may seem sexist, and for this I'm sorry. Oh yeah Mule, I'm going to layoff your wife for awhile. I hope you guys accept my humblest apologies.

06-26-2001, 06:24 PM	#10
Mule Great American Nightmare Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Wheeling Posts: 888	HA!

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06-26-2001, 05:48 AM	#2
BroadStreet Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Catawba,NC,USA Posts: 157	Did you guys get put on report or something? I thought your material was a riot! You guys were entertaining the h#ll out of me. Just wanted to let you know, I took no offense at all to your material.

06-26-2001, 07:16 AM	#3
MtnBikerChk Stealth Moderator Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Dead last Posts: 1,438	No offense taken here! Thanks, though.

06-26-2001, 08:40 AM	#4
bludevil To God be the Glory Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WeightRoom Posts: 1,567 Photos: 25	I really can't say what happened. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

06-26-2001, 09:07 AM	#5
Mule Great American Nightmare Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Wheeling Posts: 888	We both are scared emotionally!

06-26-2001, 01:02 PM	#6
bludevil To God be the Glory Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WeightRoom Posts: 1,567 Photos: 25	thanks for the comments guys/gals but apparently not everyone on this board can take a joke.

06-26-2001, 03:46 PM	#7
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	I guess I can also be accused of a little dark humor, sorry if I've also offended anyone but hey, life is to short to be serious all the time. I'll try not to mess with any serious threads. ------------------ Just another day in the gutter

06-26-2001, 04:21 PM	#8
I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 10,737 Photos: 10	If the wife jokes are going to stop, can we start in on the momma jokes?? "Yo momma is sooo fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon, and the b!tch got stuck!" (from The Nutty Professor) <FONT COLOR="#000002" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">[Edited 1 time by I Are Baboon on 06-26-2001 at 06:22 PM]</font>

06-26-2001, 04:46 PM	#9
BroadStreet Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Catawba,NC,USA Posts: 157	Yo momma's so fat, they cut the b!tch and she bled gravy. (From White Men Cant Jump)

06-26-2001, 10:52 PM	#11
Ginni Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Bluegrass State Posts: 380	You guys have not offended me.. I personally think you two are hilarious!! In fact I think I will cry if you two stop messing around...

06-27-2001, 04:01 AM	#12
I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 10,737 Photos: 10	Yo momma is soooooo fat, her blood type is rocky road! (again, Nutty Professor)

06-27-2001, 05:08 AM	#13
bludevil To God be the Glory Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WeightRoom Posts: 1,567 Photos: 25	I would post a "mules mamma joke" but under the circumstances I will not.

06-27-2001, 05:40 AM	#14
BroadStreet Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Catawba,NC,USA Posts: 157	Yo momma's so fat when she walks down the street she leaves potholes. (Rodney Dangerfield)