Who Is Moderator Anyway?!! Ffffffffaaaaarrrttttt

Cold Iron · 02-16-2005, 09:48 PM

Good, he was fucking annoying

Navyguy808 · 02-17-2005, 05:36 AM

nice thread, i havent laughed that hard in a while hahah

Mags · 02-17-2005, 05:57 AM

Must be something lost in the UK/US translation. I was being sarcastic on the cool dude part, but basically he's a wanker.

Velvet · 02-17-2005, 06:28 AM

My guess would be 'Smoothmold'

Thanks, this was entertaining

BritChick · 02-17-2005, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Tards

like him make some of our other members seem normal

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That kid must be what 15, 16?

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I was guessing 12 to 13.

Come now, let's not be insulting kids... my son is 9 and more literate than shredded!

sara · 02-17-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by shredded

SO WHO IS MODERATOER ANYWAY HE SOUDS LIKE A CYBORG OR SOMETHING

LOL!!!!!!!!

ericnb_98 · 02-17-2005, 11:09 AM

1. A few fries short of a happy meal.
2. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
3. A few bricks shy of a full load.
4. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
5. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.
6. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
7. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. 8. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
9. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
10. A few clowns short of a circus.
11. If he had another brain it would be lonely.
12. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
13. An expirement in Artificial Stupidity.
14. A few beers short of a six-pack.
15. Dumber than a box of hair.
16. A few peas short of a casserole.
17. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl.
18. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
19. One taco short of a combination plate.
20. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
21. All foam no beer.
22. The cheese slid off of his cracker.
23. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
24. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
25. Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
26. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
27. As smart as bait.
28. Chimney's clogged.
29. Her sewing machine is out of thread.
30. His antenna doesn't get all of the channels.
31. Missing a few buttons on the remote control.
32. No grain in the silo.
33. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
34. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
35. Receiver is off the hook.
36. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
37. Skylight leaks a little.
38. Slinky's kinked.
39. Surfing in Nebraska.
40. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.

thatguy · 02-17-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mags

Must be something lost in the UK/US translation. I was being sarcastic on the cool dude part, but basically he's a wanker.

And a "wanker" would be...

LAM · 02-17-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by shredded

i'm 22 years old and well-off{sorry} so FUCK SCHOOL! what is a moderator, it sounds like a hire ranking in I.M. world?!!

22 years old and he doesn't know what a moderator does ? I think we all know why shredded didn't go to college. I don't think the short bus goes there ! lol

BulkMeUp · 02-17-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

email I just received from shredded:

.... I DONT SIT ON THE COMPUTER LIKE A FUCKING DORK ALL DAY, ...

He said this more than once. 57posts in < 15days. Guilty? I think so.

thatguy · 02-17-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BulkMeUp

He said this more than once. 57posts in < 15days. Guilty? I think so.

crazy_enough · 02-17-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericnb_98

1. A few fries short of a happy meal.
2. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
3. A few bricks shy of a full load.
4. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
5. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.
6. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
7. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. 8. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
9. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
10. A few clowns short of a circus.
11. If he had another brain it would be lonely.
12. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
13. An expirement in Artificial Stupidity.
14. A few beers short of a six-pack.
15. Dumber than a box of hair.
16. A few peas short of a casserole.
17. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl.
18. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
19. One taco short of a combination plate.
20. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
21. All foam no beer.
22. The cheese slid off of his cracker.
23. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
24. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
25. Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
26. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
27. As smart as bait.
28. Chimney's clogged.
29. Her sewing machine is out of thread.
30. His antenna doesn't get all of the channels.
31. Missing a few buttons on the remote control.
32. No grain in the silo.
33. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
34. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
35. Receiver is off the hook.
36. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
37. Skylight leaks a little.
38. Slinky's kinked.
39. Surfing in Nebraska.
40. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.

LOLOL, we used to say a few sandwiches short of a picnic!

JerseyDevil · 02-21-2005, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thatguy

And a "wanker" would be...

That's British for a "jerk off"

**Dale Mabry** · 02-22-2005, 08:22 AM

bellend=cock

Eggs · 02-22-2005, 09:07 PM

I hadnt seen this thread before... good stuff

thatguy · 02-22-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JerseyDevil

That's British for a "jerk off"

Gotcha.

PreMier · 02-22-2005, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eggs

I hadnt seen this thread before... good stuff

Clean your box damnit!(pm)

maniclion · 02-24-2005, 02:46 AM

I think we have found out what happens to your brain when you mainline the juice into your jugular.

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02-17-2005, 05:57 AM	#33
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02-22-2005, 08:22 AM	#44
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02-17-2005, 05:36 AM	#32
Navyguy808 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii Posts: 146	nice thread, i havent laughed that hard in a while hahah

02-17-2005, 06:28 AM	#34
Velvet Leaning Out Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 4,542 Photos: 2	My guess would be 'Smoothmold' Thanks, this was entertaining

02-17-2005, 11:09 AM	#37
ericnb_98 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: North Orange County, CA Posts: 81	1. A few fries short of a happy meal. 2. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead. 3. A few bricks shy of a full load. 4. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. 5. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down. 6. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. 7. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. 8. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. 9. Forgot to pay his brain bill. 10. A few clowns short of a circus. 11. If he had another brain it would be lonely. 12. Too much yardage between the goal posts. 13. An expirement in Artificial Stupidity. 14. A few beers short of a six-pack. 15. Dumber than a box of hair. 16. A few peas short of a casserole. 17. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl. 18. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. 19. One taco short of a combination plate. 20. A few feathers short of a whole duck. 21. All foam no beer. 22. The cheese slid off of his cracker. 23. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. 24. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 25. Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 26. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. 27. As smart as bait. 28. Chimney's clogged. 29. Her sewing machine is out of thread. 30. His antenna doesn't get all of the channels. 31. Missing a few buttons on the remote control. 32. No grain in the silo. 33. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. 34. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. 35. Receiver is off the hook. 36. Several nuts short of a full pouch. 37. Skylight leaks a little. 38. Slinky's kinked. 39. Surfing in Nebraska. 40. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.

02-22-2005, 09:07 PM	#45
Eggs Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,008	I hadnt seen this thread before... good stuff

02-24-2005, 02:46 AM	#48
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,402 Photos: 10	I think we have found out what happens to your brain when you mainline the juice into your jugular.