Thread: STUD Capsule Recall

STUD Capsule Recall
by Johnny Justice

KANEC USA Inc. are the makers of the dietary supplement the “STUD Capsule” which as you’d guess it, is a sex pill for men! Well it seems they’ve been ripping YOU off by spiking their “supplements” with drugs! The crafty chemists have been adding Sildenafil which is the active ingredient in VIAGRA to their product! That’s one way to make it work guys! The company is now doing a voluntary nationwide recall of the “Stud Capsule For Men” (Lot #060607-01/060108-01 Exp 6-2013). Kanec USA Inc, is conducting this recall after being informed by the FDA that laboratory analysis found the product to be adulterated with Sildenafil.


What Would Happen If I Took It?

Well for starters, you’d notice a bulge start to form in your pants after about one hour. This may pose a threat to consumers because the analogue may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs (such as nitroglycerin) and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels. Consumers with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease often take nitrates. STUD Capsule For Men is sold as a blister pack containing one capsule per unit of use 24-packs in a Box. Lot number and expiration date appears on the seal.


What Causes Erectile Dysfunction?

Erectile Dysfunction (ED) is a REAL problem amongst overweight dudes with no game, those with ugly girlfriends and/or those that drink too many JaggerBOMBS, dark rum and diet coke and/or a shit load of beer!

Kanec USA Inc., Issues a Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Stud Capsule For Men Marketed as Dietary Supplements

Oh man....somebody better PM Albob!