OMG! Gangsta Test? Tell me it ain't so Gopro

JerseyDevil · 03-03-2004, 01:04 PM

Gopro, is this the new 'hardening' PS you mentioned awhile back. The one you said that the name was dumb and you were trying to get the big guy to change?

Posted on bb.com. Supposedly from the VPX newsletter.

VPX GANGSTA TEST (Methyl 5AA Proprionate)

Masteron, Halotestin, Parabolan these are three of the most prized anabolic steroids among bodybuilders because of their incredible ability to radically increase the hardness and density of the muscles, while also greatly enhancing strength and aggressiveness in the gym. These steroids produce a dry, ripped, fat/water free physique, full of vasculartiy, with a look of stone.

Gangsta Test was created to mimic the effects of all three of the above-mentioned illegal anabolic steroids. After only a few days on Gangsta Test you will begin to feel tighter and more powerful; you will see more striations in your chest and delts; you will notice thicker and fuller veins through your shoulders, biceps, and forearms. There is no doubt that Gangsta Test can turn a decent physique into a freaky one!

Stack Gangsta Test with Paradeca or 4-Test cypionate to enhance strength and power, or with 1-Test or EQ to gain lean muscle while dramatically defining and hardening your physique.

Whether you are shredding up for the contest stage, a photo shoot, or a vacation on a sunny island, Gangsta Test will give you the head-turning, jaw-dropping ripped muscle that you've always dreamed about!

Power Rabbit · 03-03-2004, 01:06 PM

......BWAHAHAHAAHA!! gaangsta....heh at least it aint a gear name

Eggs · 03-03-2004, 01:09 PM

instant · 03-03-2004, 02:46 PM

It sounds like vpx is going to sell this via guys where trench coats on my local street corner. "Dude, sup, tried gangasta test...shit is awesome, I'm telling you man just give it a try"

JJJ · 03-03-2004, 04:07 PM

Soon available with FBI off cycle

PreMier · 03-03-2004, 04:23 PM

This makes me loose respect for VPX. Funny how a lame as name can do that.

MarcusMaximus · 03-03-2004, 04:35 PM

this must be a joke. my "irony sense" is acting up. this name is on par with " UP YOUR GAS" energy pill brought to you by "the makers of HOT STUFF" . Gangsta Test: this newsletter must be a joke. until it is verified, i am going to infer that this is the case.

Budz08 · 03-03-2004, 05:32 PM

when's this stuff coming out and how much $$$

Eggs · 03-03-2004, 05:45 PM

Haha, if the stuff isnt expensive I think I might buy a bottle to keep in my room just so when people are like "What are you taking to get big?" I'll whip that out and utilize my ghetto linguistics "Yo, ya'll gotta be trying this Gangsta Test fo shizzle!"

**Prince** · 03-03-2004, 05:50 PM

I cannot stand the names that VPX uses.

and I would never buy one of their PH/PS's anyway cause they're overpriced.

I do buy VPX Redline though.

JJJ · 03-03-2004, 06:04 PM

@ eggs

x_muscle · 03-03-2004, 08:58 PM

hum where is gopro.........i didnt see him here for a while

greekblondechic · 03-03-2004, 10:44 PM

that is the funniest thing ive heard all day

tk... · 03-04-2004, 10:26 AM

gotta keep it gangsta!!!

brodus · 03-04-2004, 12:21 PM

That's so lame. It sounds like something Conan O'Brian would have on his show as a joke. Except it's very real, and very, very lame and shady.

That's human nature for you, sadly. I think what Mike (1fast400) and kilosports, and blackstarlabs does is very admirable and pro-athlete, and it's sad to see so many other companies trying to make their quick buck and ruin the game. I support bb.com, too, because I have had amazing customer service and low prices from them, and they also don't mark their M1T product up any higher than the UL product.

I can just see Orrin Hatch holding up a bottle of "Gangsta Test" in a congressional meeting, and a transcript of the post that dumbass made on CreaDorks 4,000 PH question, about how he feeds his 16-yr. old son 1-test for football. It sucks, because there are so many educated people who deserve to experiment with different substances, and then dumbasses ruin it for everyone.

**Prince** · 03-04-2004, 12:21 PM

I heard the gopro actually came up with the name!

just kidding...

camarosuper6 · 03-04-2004, 01:17 PM

Next thing you know, there gonna have Coolio doing the sponsorship jingle "Gangsta's Paradise" for the theme.

brodus · 03-04-2004, 02:11 PM

Then at least there would be a justification for the high cost, ie. celebrity contract.

So which company is going to take it the next step and release PimpTest and PlayaTest?

And if you think you're really ready, you get Bishop Don Magic Juan Sauce, only for the BOSS PLAYA BIAAATCH

camarosuper6 · 03-04-2004, 02:43 PM

LOL. Funny stuff there Brodus

Budz08 · 03-05-2004, 09:57 AM

i don't get it..if this stuff is real and will really be coming out the gains it provides seem good. i don't care about the name as long as it does it's job

brodus · 03-05-2004, 11:22 AM

You want gains, Budz08! Damn, read on...

This stuff goes beyond muscles! It turns white boys from the suburbs into FULL SIZED PIMPS! The deluxe package is bundled with the Best of Insane Clown Posse CD.

I was a beta tester, check out my FOUR-DAY log:

Monday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 5"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 0
Gold: Class ring

Tuesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 7"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 3
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch

Wednesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 9"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 7
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch, cane, cufflinks

Thursday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 11"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 11
Gold: Class ring, Small jeweled chalice, large jeweled chalice, cane, cufflinks, watch, six studded rings, sunglasses, belt buckle, 4" medallion that reads "Green for the Money, Gold for the Honeys"

Before Photo:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/...cat=506&page=3

After Photo:
http://www.jrsfilm.com/bishop1.asp

If you count the hoes and the gold as part of my overall gains, I grew 1700 pounds in less than a week!!! I went from super lame to super fly, and got my game together by the weekend! No doubt, this shit is DOPE! You'll be a professor of g-ology in no time!

PreMier · 03-05-2004, 04:38 PM

OMG! Thats fukin hilarious

flexster · 03-09-2004, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brodus
You want gains, Budz08! Damn, read on...

This stuff goes beyond muscles! It turns white boys from the suburbs into FULL SIZED PIMPS! The deluxe package is bundled with the Best of Insane Clown Posse CD.

I was a beta tester, check out my FOUR-DAY log:

Monday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 5"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 0
Gold: Class ring

Tuesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 7"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 3
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch

Wednesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 9"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 7
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch, cane, cufflinks

Thursday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 11"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 11
Gold: Class ring, Small jeweled chalice, large jeweled chalice, cane, cufflinks, watch, six studded rings, sunglasses, belt buckle, 4" medallion that reads "Green for the Money, Gold for the Honeys"

Before Photo:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/...cat=506&page=3

After Photo:
http://www.jrsfilm.com/bishop1.asp

If you count the hoes and the gold as part of my overall gains, I grew 1700 pounds in less than a week!!! I went from super lame to super fly, and got my game together by the weekend! No doubt, this shit is DOPE! You'll be a professor of g-ology in no time!

Well, we know who wins the contest for best description of how a supplement can make you da man. Absoulely funny.

camarosuper6 · 03-09-2004, 12:36 PM

Hilarious.

22"bi's · 03-09-2004, 02:23 PM

greekblondechic · 03-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Somebody forgot to mention delusions of grandeur under side effects..

Testosterone · 03-15-2004, 09:25 PM

I need more thread like these and most importantly MORE GUYS LIKE YOU to fend off constipation!

**gopro** · 03-16-2004, 07:57 AM

Yup, this is the product I was talking about with the crappy, stupid name...

...but guess what, Its selling like freaking mad!!! Every time we ship out thousands of bottles we get another call for more. We are having a hard time keeping up with demand! Its crazy...I make fun of the name every day...right to the owner...and he smiles and says, "Go ahead and make fun big-E, but do you have a clue how many bottles we sold today?" Yes, I have a clue and its amazing.

What is more amazing is the results people are getting with this stuff. I have watched guys literally transform themselves within a week. Veins where they had none...seperation where they had none...striations where they had none. Guys are also gaining muscle on this stuff. Our NSM gained about 5 lbs in a week and he got veiny as heck (normally he has very little vascularity). The other thing is the strength gains...ridiculous. People have written to me and said that in just 2 weeks their bench press has gone up 20 lbs and their squats 30 lbs.

Many that have tried other methyl 5AA products have told me that Gangsta Test is way more powerful.

Personally, I have not tried it yet. I will wait until I am about 4 weeks pre-contest to use it. What I have mentioned is strictly feedback from customers and what I have witnessed around me.

All I can say is I don't give a crap WHAT a product is called. If it delivers results than its cool with me!

Testosterone · 03-16-2004, 10:29 AM

It's Official.
Gangsta Test is World's # 1 Anabolic.
Fuc you Willaim Lleywellen, Brian Batcheldor, Tim Patterson & Jeff McCarrell.
Learn from VPX.
Such is the demand of their Gangsta Test that it makes more sense that you all merge into this company so as to rev up the production so that they can keep up with the astronomical demand!

03-03-2004, 01:04 PM	#1
JerseyDevil GO Buckeyes! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Southern, NJ Posts: 5,180	OMG! Gangsta Test? Tell me it ain't so Gopro Gopro, is this the new 'hardening' PS you mentioned awhile back. The one you said that the name was dumb and you were trying to get the big guy to change? Posted on bb.com. Supposedly from the VPX newsletter. VPX GANGSTA TEST (Methyl 5AA Proprionate) Masteron, Halotestin, Parabolan these are three of the most prized anabolic steroids among bodybuilders because of their incredible ability to radically increase the hardness and density of the muscles, while also greatly enhancing strength and aggressiveness in the gym. These steroids produce a dry, ripped, fat/water free physique, full of vasculartiy, with a look of stone. Gangsta Test was created to mimic the effects of all three of the above-mentioned illegal anabolic steroids. After only a few days on Gangsta Test you will begin to feel tighter and more powerful; you will see more striations in your chest and delts; you will notice thicker and fuller veins through your shoulders, biceps, and forearms. There is no doubt that Gangsta Test can turn a decent physique into a freaky one! Stack Gangsta Test with Paradeca or 4-Test cypionate to enhance strength and power, or with 1-Test or EQ to gain lean muscle while dramatically defining and hardening your physique. Whether you are shredding up for the contest stage, a photo shoot, or a vacation on a sunny island, Gangsta Test will give you the head-turning, jaw-dropping ripped muscle that you've always dreamed about!

03-03-2004, 02:46 PM	#4
instant Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 186	It sounds like vpx is going to sell this via guys where trench coats on my local street corner. "Dude, sup, tried gangasta test...shit is awesome, I'm telling you man just give it a try"
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03-03-2004, 04:23 PM	#6
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,055 Photos: 2	This makes me loose respect for VPX. Funny how a lame as name can do that.
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03-03-2004, 05:50 PM	#10
Prince the one & only Administrator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 33,520 Blog Entries: 25 Photos: 313	I cannot stand the names that VPX uses. and I would never buy one of their PH/PS's anyway cause they're overpriced. I do buy VPX Redline though.
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03-04-2004, 10:26 AM	#14
tk... Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 118	gotta keep it gangsta!!!
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03-03-2004, 01:06 PM	#2
Power Rabbit The Bunny Is Bulking! Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,027 Photos: 3	......BWAHAHAHAAHA!! gaangsta....heh at least it aint a gear name

03-03-2004, 01:09 PM	#3
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03-03-2004, 04:07 PM	#5
JJJ Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Under your bed Posts: 1,146	Soon available with FBI off cycle

03-03-2004, 04:35 PM	#7
MarcusMaximus Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 740	this must be a joke. my "irony sense" is acting up. this name is on par with " UP YOUR GAS" energy pill brought to you by "the makers of HOT STUFF" . Gangsta Test: this newsletter must be a joke. until it is verified, i am going to infer that this is the case.

03-03-2004, 05:32 PM	#8
Budz08 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 160	when's this stuff coming out and how much $$$

03-03-2004, 05:45 PM	#9
Eggs Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,008	Haha, if the stuff isnt expensive I think I might buy a bottle to keep in my room just so when people are like "What are you taking to get big?" I'll whip that out and utilize my ghetto linguistics "Yo, ya'll gotta be trying this Gangsta Test fo shizzle!"

03-03-2004, 06:04 PM	#11
JJJ Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Under your bed Posts: 1,146	@ eggs

03-03-2004, 08:58 PM	#12
x_muscle Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: california Posts: 76	hum where is gopro.........i didnt see him here for a while

03-03-2004, 10:44 PM	#13
greekblondechic I'm special :) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 7,792	that is the funniest thing ive heard all day

03-04-2004, 12:21 PM	#15
brodus Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 945	That's so lame. It sounds like something Conan O'Brian would have on his show as a joke. Except it's very real, and very, very lame and shady. That's human nature for you, sadly. I think what Mike (1fast400) and kilosports, and blackstarlabs does is very admirable and pro-athlete, and it's sad to see so many other companies trying to make their quick buck and ruin the game. I support bb.com, too, because I have had amazing customer service and low prices from them, and they also don't mark their M1T product up any higher than the UL product. I can just see Orrin Hatch holding up a bottle of "Gangsta Test" in a congressional meeting, and a transcript of the post that dumbass made on CreaDorks 4,000 PH question, about how he feeds his 16-yr. old son 1-test for football. It sucks, because there are so many educated people who deserve to experiment with different substances, and then dumbasses ruin it for everyone.

03-04-2004, 01:17 PM	#17
camarosuper6 Back Home In SOCAL Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 3,325	Next thing you know, there gonna have Coolio doing the sponsorship jingle "Gangsta's Paradise" for the theme.
	"TOLERANCE is the virtue of a man without convictions" G.K.Chesterton Boot Shine and Polish $15. New Uniforms: $250 New gun and holster: $450 Looking like a stud in uniform: Priceless Girl: Me and this new guy are getting kinda chummy. Me: Good chummy? Like friends forever? Girl: Ya Me: Or Chummy like, spank my ass chummy?

03-04-2004, 02:43 PM	#19
camarosuper6 Back Home In SOCAL Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 3,325	LOL. Funny stuff there Brodus
	"TOLERANCE is the virtue of a man without convictions" G.K.Chesterton Boot Shine and Polish $15. New Uniforms: $250 New gun and holster: $450 Looking like a stud in uniform: Priceless Girl: Me and this new guy are getting kinda chummy. Me: Good chummy? Like friends forever? Girl: Ya Me: Or Chummy like, spank my ass chummy?

03-09-2004, 12:36 PM	#24
camarosuper6 Back Home In SOCAL Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 3,325	Hilarious.
	"TOLERANCE is the virtue of a man without convictions" G.K.Chesterton Boot Shine and Polish $15. New Uniforms: $250 New gun and holster: $450 Looking like a stud in uniform: Priceless Girl: Me and this new guy are getting kinda chummy. Me: Good chummy? Like friends forever? Girl: Ya Me: Or Chummy like, spank my ass chummy?

03-04-2004, 02:11 PM	#18
brodus Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 945	Then at least there would be a justification for the high cost, ie. celebrity contract. So which company is going to take it the next step and release PimpTest and PlayaTest? And if you think you're really ready, you get Bishop Don Magic Juan Sauce, only for the BOSS PLAYA BIAAATCH

03-05-2004, 09:57 AM	#20
Budz08 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 160	i don't get it..if this stuff is real and will really be coming out the gains it provides seem good. i don't care about the name as long as it does it's job

03-05-2004, 11:22 AM	#21
brodus Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 945	You want gains, Budz08! Damn, read on... This stuff goes beyond muscles! It turns white boys from the suburbs into FULL SIZED PIMPS! The deluxe package is bundled with the Best of Insane Clown Posse CD. I was a beta tester, check out my FOUR-DAY log: Monday: Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11" Penis length: 5" Bench: 125 Squat: 185 Hoes: 0 Gold: Class ring Tuesday: Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11" Penis length: 7" Bench: 125 Squat: 185 Hoes: 3 Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch Wednesday: Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11" Penis length: 9" Bench: 125 Squat: 185 Hoes: 7 Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch, cane, cufflinks Thursday: Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11" Penis length: 11" Bench: 125 Squat: 185 Hoes: 11 Gold: Class ring, Small jeweled chalice, large jeweled chalice, cane, cufflinks, watch, six studded rings, sunglasses, belt buckle, 4" medallion that reads "Green for the Money, Gold for the Honeys" Before Photo: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/...cat=506&page=3 After Photo: http://www.jrsfilm.com/bishop1.asp If you count the hoes and the gold as part of my overall gains, I grew 1700 pounds in less than a week!!! I went from super lame to super fly, and got my game together by the weekend! No doubt, this shit is DOPE! You'll be a professor of g-ology in no time!

03-05-2004, 04:38 PM	#22
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,055 Photos: 2	OMG! Thats fukin hilarious
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03-09-2004, 02:23 PM	#25
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03-09-2004, 03:50 PM	#26
greekblondechic I'm special :) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 7,792	Somebody forgot to mention delusions of grandeur under side effects..

03-15-2004, 09:25 PM	#27
Testosterone Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Punjab Posts: 391	I need more thread like these and most importantly MORE GUYS LIKE YOU to fend off constipation!
	STRENGTH & HONOR

03-16-2004, 07:57 AM	#28
gopro NGA/IFPA Pro Bodybuilder Moderator Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Florida Posts: 10,499	Yup, this is the product I was talking about with the crappy, stupid name... ...but guess what, Its selling like freaking mad!!! Every time we ship out thousands of bottles we get another call for more. We are having a hard time keeping up with demand! Its crazy...I make fun of the name every day...right to the owner...and he smiles and says, "Go ahead and make fun big-E, but do you have a clue how many bottles we sold today?" Yes, I have a clue and its amazing. What is more amazing is the results people are getting with this stuff. I have watched guys literally transform themselves within a week. Veins where they had none...seperation where they had none...striations where they had none. Guys are also gaining muscle on this stuff. Our NSM gained about 5 lbs in a week and he got veiny as heck (normally he has very little vascularity). The other thing is the strength gains...ridiculous. People have written to me and said that in just 2 weeks their bench press has gone up 20 lbs and their squats 30 lbs. Many that have tried other methyl 5AA products have told me that Gangsta Test is way more powerful. Personally, I have not tried it yet. I will wait until I am about 4 weeks pre-contest to use it. What I have mentioned is strictly feedback from customers and what I have witnessed around me. All I can say is I don't give a crap WHAT a product is called. If it delivers results than its cool with me!
	Monthly columnist for Muscular Development and Ironman magazines. VPX Sponsored Athlete/Board Rep www.prrstraining.com Time to GROW Without Plateau! Personal Training Gopro is available for online personal training, dietary guidance, and contest prep coaching. Send me a PM or e-mail if interested. Thank you.

03-16-2004, 10:29 AM	#29
Testosterone Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Punjab Posts: 391	It's Official. Gangsta Test is World's # 1 Anabolic. Fuc you Willaim Lleywellen, Brian Batcheldor, Tim Patterson & Jeff McCarrell. Learn from VPX. Such is the demand of their Gangsta Test that it makes more sense that you all merge into this company so as to rev up the production so that they can keep up with the astronomical demand!
	STRENGTH & HONOR