Thread: OMG! Gangsta Test? Tell me it ain't so Gopro

......BWAHAHAHAAHA!! gaangsta....heh at least it aint a gear name

It sounds like vpx is going to sell this via guys where trench coats on my local street corner. "Dude, sup, tried gangasta test...shit is awesome, I'm telling you man just give it a try"

Soon available with FBI off cycle

This makes me loose respect for VPX. Funny how a lame as name can do that.

this must be a joke. my "irony sense" is acting up. this name is on par with " UP YOUR GAS" energy pill brought to you by "the makers of HOT STUFF" . Gangsta Test: this newsletter must be a joke. until it is verified, i am going to infer that this is the case.

when's this stuff coming out and how much $$$

Haha, if the stuff isnt expensive I think I might buy a bottle to keep in my room just so when people are like "What are you taking to get big?" I'll whip that out and utilize my ghetto linguistics "Yo, ya'll gotta be trying this Gangsta Test fo shizzle!"

I cannot stand the names that VPX uses.

and I would never buy one of their PH/PS's anyway cause they're overpriced.

I do buy VPX Redline though.

@ eggs

hum where is gopro.........i didnt see him here for a while

that is the funniest thing ive heard all day

gotta keep it gangsta!!!

That's so lame. It sounds like something Conan O'Brian would have on his show as a joke. Except it's very real, and very, very lame and shady.

That's human nature for you, sadly. I think what Mike (1fast400) and kilosports, and blackstarlabs does is very admirable and pro-athlete, and it's sad to see so many other companies trying to make their quick buck and ruin the game. I support bb.com, too, because I have had amazing customer service and low prices from them, and they also don't mark their M1T product up any higher than the UL product.

I can just see Orrin Hatch holding up a bottle of "Gangsta Test" in a congressional meeting, and a transcript of the post that dumbass made on CreaDorks 4,000 PH question, about how he feeds his 16-yr. old son 1-test for football. It sucks, because there are so many educated people who deserve to experiment with different substances, and then dumbasses ruin it for everyone.

I heard the gopro actually came up with the name!





just kidding...

Next thing you know, there gonna have Coolio doing the sponsorship jingle "Gangsta's Paradise" for the theme.

Then at least there would be a justification for the high cost, ie. celebrity contract.

So which company is going to take it the next step and release PimpTest and PlayaTest?

And if you think you're really ready, you get Bishop Don Magic Juan Sauce, only for the BOSS PLAYA BIAAATCH

LOL. Funny stuff there Brodus

i don't get it..if this stuff is real and will really be coming out the gains it provides seem good. i don't care about the name as long as it does it's job

You want gains, Budz08! Damn, read on...

This stuff goes beyond muscles! It turns white boys from the suburbs into FULL SIZED PIMPS! The deluxe package is bundled with the Best of Insane Clown Posse CD.

I was a beta tester, check out my FOUR-DAY log:

Monday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 5"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 0
Gold: Class ring

Tuesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 7"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 3
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch

Wednesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 9"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 7
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch, cane, cufflinks

Thursday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 11"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 11
Gold: Class ring, Small jeweled chalice, large jeweled chalice, cane, cufflinks, watch, six studded rings, sunglasses, belt buckle, 4" medallion that reads "Green for the Money, Gold for the Honeys"

Before Photo:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/...cat=506&page=3

After Photo:
http://www.jrsfilm.com/bishop1.asp


If you count the hoes and the gold as part of my overall gains, I grew 1700 pounds in less than a week!!! I went from super lame to super fly, and got my game together by the weekend! No doubt, this shit is DOPE! You'll be a professor of g-ology in no time!

OMG! Thats fukin hilarious

Originally posted by brodus
You want gains, Budz08! Damn, read on...

This stuff goes beyond muscles! It turns white boys from the suburbs into FULL SIZED PIMPS! The deluxe package is bundled with the Best of Insane Clown Posse CD.

I was a beta tester, check out my FOUR-DAY log:

Monday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 5"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 0
Gold: Class ring

Tuesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 7"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 3
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch

Wednesday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 9"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 7
Gold: Class ring, Small chalice, watch, cane, cufflinks

Thursday:
Weigth/Height: 156 pounds, 5'11"
Penis length: 11"
Bench: 125
Squat: 185
Hoes: 11
Gold: Class ring, Small jeweled chalice, large jeweled chalice, cane, cufflinks, watch, six studded rings, sunglasses, belt buckle, 4" medallion that reads "Green for the Money, Gold for the Honeys"

Before Photo:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/...cat=506&page=3

After Photo:
http://www.jrsfilm.com/bishop1.asp


If you count the hoes and the gold as part of my overall gains, I grew 1700 pounds in less than a week!!! I went from super lame to super fly, and got my game together by the weekend! No doubt, this shit is DOPE! You'll be a professor of g-ology in no time!

Well, we know who wins the contest for best description of how a supplement can make you da man. Absoulely funny.

Hilarious.

Somebody forgot to mention delusions of grandeur under side effects..

I need more thread like these and most importantly MORE GUYS LIKE YOU to fend off constipation!

Yup, this is the product I was talking about with the crappy, stupid name...

...but guess what, Its selling like freaking mad!!! Every time we ship out thousands of bottles we get another call for more. We are having a hard time keeping up with demand! Its crazy...I make fun of the name every day...right to the owner...and he smiles and says, "Go ahead and make fun big-E, but do you have a clue how many bottles we sold today?" Yes, I have a clue and its amazing.

What is more amazing is the results people are getting with this stuff. I have watched guys literally transform themselves within a week. Veins where they had none...seperation where they had none...striations where they had none. Guys are also gaining muscle on this stuff. Our NSM gained about 5 lbs in a week and he got veiny as heck (normally he has very little vascularity). The other thing is the strength gains...ridiculous. People have written to me and said that in just 2 weeks their bench press has gone up 20 lbs and their squats 30 lbs.

Many that have tried other methyl 5AA products have told me that Gangsta Test is way more powerful.

Personally, I have not tried it yet. I will wait until I am about 4 weeks pre-contest to use it. What I have mentioned is strictly feedback from customers and what I have witnessed around me.

All I can say is I don't give a crap WHAT a product is called. If it delivers results than its cool with me!

It's Official.
Gangsta Test is World's # 1 Anabolic.
Fuc you Willaim Lleywellen, Brian Batcheldor, Tim Patterson & Jeff McCarrell.
Learn from VPX.
Such is the demand of their Gangsta Test that it makes more sense that you all merge into this company so as to rev up the production so that they can keep up with the astronomical demand!