Thread: New Supplement by Bob. Outrageous Claims!

Here's how it works, the Helium/Creatine Phosphate combines at the molecular level to load into the muscular system by way of H2O, being that Helium's "staying power" is 10 times longer lasting than basic carbonation... and lighter than air itself, the "loading phase" is multiplied by 10. Here's the advantage, with 10 times the normal amount of Helium intergrated into the muscles...your actual weight will be anywhere from 50-75 lbs. LIGHTER than normal due to the body mass index (BMI) being altered. A competitor normally weighing 250 lbs. could weigh in between 175 lbs. to 200 lbs.!

please tell me this is a joke!

This might be joke of the century with Adenergy coming in close second.
I wonder who bags the Bronze Medal!

Wil it make you float?

Or perhaps speak in a high pitched voice?

I like the slogan:

"The Future of Sports?" << LMAO a question mark!

I wonder if taking this will help my doodies float, they have been very dense lately.

I knew my mom was lying when she used to tell me not to suck down the free balloons at McDonalds as a child.

If you click on the order link, you're taken to a page saying not to fall for such scams. I thought it was pretty funny too.

LMAO.

That was a joke. That is good stuff. And to think, I didn't like Chick.

He should have used hydrogen. It would make you lighter.

This is the funniest part of it: http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/bobchic6cbig.jpg

Originally Posted by PreMier

He should have used hydrogen. It would make you lighter.

I was thinking of the same exactly.......

Word on the street is the next product will be Vacuum Creatine Factor-1. After ingesting 2 pills a day you won't weight anything. It will ship with a lead weight so you don't get sweep away by the wind.