please tell me this is a joke!
Here's how it works, the Helium/Creatine Phosphate combines at the molecular level to load into the muscular system by way of H2O, being that Helium's "staying power" is 10 times longer lasting than basic carbonation... and lighter than air itself, the "loading phase" is multiplied by 10. Here's the advantage, with 10 times the normal amount of Helium intergrated into the muscles...your actual weight will be anywhere from 50-75 lbs. LIGHTER than normal due to the body mass index (BMI) being altered. A competitor normally weighing 250 lbs. could weigh in between 175 lbs. to 200 lbs.!