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    Angry No2, perpetual pump? My ass!

    Well I know that there is a thread asking about this shit and I definitely wish I read it before I went and spent 80 bucks on this crap. But for those of you who may be thinking about this, don't! Me and a buddy tried a bottle each (different brands) and after a few days we were pretty happy. Could definitely feel the constant pump. Then it started dying down quicker than it came After a week, nothing. Next week, nothing. 1 month, fuck all I am so going to rip the head off the little fucker at the supplement shop that swore to me this crap was great.
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    I tried Pump Tech (Only because it was free), and even though I didn't spend anything, I still felt ripped off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    Then it started dying down quicker than it came After a week, nothing. Next week, nothing.
    same here.

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    It's incredible how well the placebo effect works. I have invented a pill that is guaranteed to make you ripped like Hulk in just 21 days. All you have to do is PM me and pay me $200, i accept paypal, and the other thing you have to do is ignore the "advil" on the pill. This is a side effect from the nitrogenous phosphorylation ring being coupled with protein receptors in the muscle tissue. I only have a limited patent pending supply so first come first serve. And if you need me to, I can post a pic of me in a labcoat with purple stuff in a beaker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    All you have to do is PM me and pay me $200
    I'll take two!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    It's incredible how well the placebo effect works. I have invented a pill that is guaranteed to make you ripped like Hulk in just 21 days. All you have to do is PM me and pay me $200, i accept paypal, and the other thing you have to do is ignore the "advil" on the pill. This is a side effect from the nitrogenous phosphorylation ring being coupled with protein receptors in the muscle tissue. I only have a limited patent pending supply so first come first serve. And if you need me to, I can post a pic of me in a labcoat with purple stuff in a beaker.

    I've got your new avatar right here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfs3
    I've got your new avatar right here...

    And I will use it, thanks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    And I will use it, thanks..
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    It's incredible how well the placebo effect works. I have invented a pill that is guaranteed to make you ripped like Hulk in just 21 days. All you have to do is PM me and pay me $200, i accept paypal, and the other thing you have to do is ignore the "advil" on the pill. This is a side effect from the nitrogenous phosphorylation ring being coupled with protein receptors in the muscle tissue. I only have a limited patent pending supply so first come first serve. And if you need me to, I can post a pic of me in a labcoat with purple stuff in a beaker.
    Ya I deserve that one, and I thought I was done buying crap that doesn't work. Guess ya never learn
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    Yeah, definately a waste of money!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    Ya I deserve that one, and I thought I was done buying crap that doesn't work. Guess ya never learn
    ha, i wasn't bashing ya bro. Just adding a little humor to the board and trying to make some money on the side.

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    I wasn't taking it as a bash, all good here
    .....but now lets talk about that other supplement that you made, how soon is delivery?
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    This kind of marketing plays on the vanity and gullibility of uneducated people. The old saying "there's a sucker born every minute" has never been more true . But it's proved that marketing to this segment is good for the economy and in turn lead to greater tax revenues. I'd feel badly about it except for the fact I am more happy someone else has to pay the taxes.
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    The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.

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    I've been taking Pinnacle for about two weeks. I tend to agree with all you fellas. Seems worthless. Definitely not getting an amazing pump off the stuff ! I have however taken a supp that Prosource sold that they no longer carry where creatine was the main focus but it had what we now know as NO2 in it. That stuff gave me incredible PUMPS!!! I kid you not. I think it was from Muscle Research Labs or something. Anyway they only had a few supps and I think it was Prosource using a side name for some reason but I have no proof of that. It was the best stuff I'd ever taken. EASY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OceanDude
    This kind of marketing plays on the vanity and gullibility of uneducated people. The old saying "there's a sucker born every minute" has never been more true . But it's proved that marketing to this segment is good for the economy and in turn lead to greater tax revenues. I'd feel badly about it except for the fact I am more happy someone else has to pay the taxes.
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    Finally, a decent slam from you. I was beginning to wonder if you lost your touch. Yes I do feel like a sucker for buying the crap, and yes it is good for the economy......just not yours. Canada will definitely benefit from my stupidity.
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