Funny ass shit!

stikyicky · 01-23-2005, 11:09 PM

Today i was the gym watching this older guy working out with his son this guy had to be atleast 300 pounds (theres nothign wrong with fat people) but they were goign the front lat pull down machine tottally wrong they were facign the wrong way with there hands behind there back tryhing to do it.. it was f- helarious i was rollin..then i was on the milatary press machine and the lat one was right by time so i was like bro your doing that wrong..hes all o how do u do it so i showd him..then he asked me what supps. was i takin i was all creatine protein multivi glutamine and thats it..then he goes i just went to gnc today and bought 2 tubs of nitro tech 2 tubs of cell tech two tubs of nitrotech nighttime and two bottles of natural test boosters for me and my son.. and his son was about 5"5 about 100 poiunds and i was all how old is ur son he goes 11! and i was like you have got to be kiding me bro.. so i go all he needs is that protein powder..and eat a shit load..he goes no youve got it wrong..and i was like ok bro kill ur kid here..and i was like why did u waste your money on those expensive products when u can go to costco and buy protein powder and creatine hes like i only by the best of the best i was like ok so i walked away.. it was so funny though omg

thatguy · 01-23-2005, 11:39 PM

That was a good story, but it would help if you posted in complete sentences.

seven11 · 01-23-2005, 11:41 PM

heheh ignorent people are funny

stikyicky · 01-23-2005, 11:42 PM

well i do that all day in school so im straight hahaha..ya there funny as fuk those ignorent people crack me up..even thou i got it in me haha..

gococksDJS · 01-24-2005, 09:00 AM

When people tell me im doing an exercise wrong, i tear their liver out and eat it.

DOMS · 01-24-2005, 09:09 AM

What I really like is when someone who doesn't workout tries to tell you how to do proper form.

Really.

QuestionGuy · 01-24-2005, 10:33 AM

I get all that a lot form people who pretend they know shit,but my question here is, why the hell were you paying attension, when I am in the gym I listen to music and only concentrate on my own shit, I once pased right by my girfriend not even realizing it was her, im not saying that you are not serious about your workout im just talking from experience that those people will not listen to anyone and will be stop going to the gym as soon as they realize that there is no miracle pill or a fast way to look like we do........I took a part time job at this shity rip off calling center where people call in for some weight loss pill called lipovex (never heared of it)......anyway this fat ass bitch called in to ask for info (by the way the pills cost 90 dollars a month) anyway she called in and asked about it, turns out she had to loose 100 pounds and she asked if she needed to follow a diet, I said well of course you need to excersize and eat right it will help a lot, guess what she did??? SHE HUNG UP WHEN I SAID THAT. I really feel sorry for those bitches and bastards, what the fuck are they thinking??

DemolitionNine · 01-24-2005, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuestionGuy

I get all that a lot form people who pretend they know shit,but my question here is, why the hell were you paying attension, when I am in the gym I listen to music and only concentrate on my own shit, I once pased right by my girfriend not even realizing it was her, im not saying that you are not serious about your workout im just talking from experience that those people will not listen to anyone and will be stop going to the gym as soon as they realize that there is no miracle pill or a fast way to look like we do........I took a part time job at this shity rip off calling center where people call in for some weight loss pill called lipovex (never heared of it)......anyway this fat ass bitch called in to ask for info (by the way the pills cost 90 dollars a month) anyway she called in and asked about it, turns out she had to loose 100 pounds and she asked if she needed to follow a diet, I said well of course you need to excersize and eat right it will help a lot, guess what she did??? SHE HUNG UP WHEN I SAID THAT. I really feel sorry for those bitches and bastards, what the fuck are they thinking??

The american way man. If it requires effort... they don't like doing it.

Pretty soon they'll have voice recognition TV remotes.. so these fat-asses don't have to use their thumbs to push buttons....

Oh well. If they wanna be super-fat-fucks... let em. It only makes us look better.

**Pirate!** · 01-24-2005, 09:41 PM

You see so many people who come to the gym for a few weeks, haven't a clue what they are doing or why, and never see them again. Sad.

BoneCrusher · 01-24-2005, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemolitionNine

The american way man. If it requires effort... they don't like doing it.

Pretty soon they'll have voice recognition TV remotes.. so these fat-asses don't have to use their thumbs to push buttons....

Oh well. If they wanna be super-fat-fucks... let em. It only makes us look better.

Actually ... that one is old news and pretty cool. Fire up your pocket PC and set macros to do the complicated task of turning on your DVD player, your big screen, and your home theater system by voice commands. After the DVD is through just use a voice command for the macro that changes inputs on the home theater sys to satellite, switches the big screen to the satellite input and the DVD player off ... then tell your TV to go to HBO. Great learning function that also includes a preprogrammed library for those of you who've lost your old remote.

Here is the free download ... $15 after the trail period is up. I used to buy old pocket PC's install this and sell it for $450 delivered and set up to my home theater customers. Never had a complaint

DemolitionNine · 01-25-2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Actually ... that one is old news and pretty cool. Fire up your pocket PC and set macros to do the complicated task of turning on your DVD player, your big screen, and your home theater system by voice commans. After the DVD is through just use a voice command for the macro that changes inputs on the home theater sys to satellite, switches the big screen to the satellite input and the DVD player off ... then tell your TV to go to HBO. Great learning function that also includes a preprogrammed library for those of you who've lost your old remote.

Here is the free download ... $15 after the trail period is up. I used to buy old pocket PC's install this and sell it for $450 delivered and set up to my home theater customers. Never had a complaint

Oh My god........

lol.

DOMS · 01-25-2005, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemolitionNine

The american way man. If it requires effort... they don't like doing it.

The US doesn't exactly have a monopoly on this.

THEUNIT(XXL) · 11-05-2005, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seven11

heheh ignorent people are funny

TJ Cline · 11-05-2005, 03:05 PM

I see people every day at my gym doing exercises wrong. I'm always tempted to go and talk to them about how to do it properly...
But I never do...and never will.

Hlanderr · 11-05-2005, 05:26 PM

come on... thers no reason to laugh at newcomers to lifting... we ALL were there one day and we ALL had mistakes when starting up..... no one just jmps in and knows EXACTLY the perfect form to every exercise....

it is though also disrespectful to comment on on someones lift.... the only reason i would pretty much ever comment on something would be if he or she were doing something dangerous, or had a risk of hurting themselves... then a suttle hey and advice followed by "thats what i like to do" is respectful to their ways and friendly

FishOrCutBait · 11-07-2005, 07:04 PM

I actually liked the help i got when i was just starting. One just has to be very polite about it... Not, "Dude, you're retarded, you do ..." This, "Youll get better results if you..." or, "I do those like this..."

juggernaut2005 · 11-08-2005, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stikyicky

Today i was the gym watching this older guy working out with his son this guy had to be atleast 300 pounds (theres nothign wrong with fat people) but they were goign the front lat pull down machine tottally wrong they were facign the wrong way with there hands behind there back tryhing to do it.. it was f- helarious i was rollin..then i was on the milatary press machine and the lat one was right by time so i was like bro your doing that wrong..hes all o how do u do it so i showd him..then he asked me what supps. was i takin i was all creatine protein multivi glutamine and thats it..then he goes i just went to gnc today and bought 2 tubs of nitro tech 2 tubs of cell tech two tubs of nitrotech nighttime and two bottles of natural test boosters for me and my son.. and his son was about 5"5 about 100 poiunds and i was all how old is ur son he goes 11! and i was like you have got to be kiding me bro.. so i go all he needs is that protein powder..and eat a shit load..he goes no youve got it wrong..and i was like ok bro kill ur kid here..and i was like why did u waste your money on those expensive products when u can go to costco and buy protein powder and creatine hes like i only by the best of the best i was like ok so i walked away.. it was so funny though omg

man can you learn how to spell first?

ASSPUNCTURE · 11-08-2005, 04:16 PM

That is one of the funniest things ive read in a while. Pure genius.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stikyicky

Today i was the gym watching this older guy working out with his son this guy had to be atleast 300 pounds (theres nothign wrong with fat people) but they were goign the front lat pull down machine tottally wrong they were facign the wrong way with there hands behind there back tryhing to do it.. it was f- helarious i was rollin..then i was on the milatary press machine and the lat one was right by time so i was like bro your doing that wrong..hes all o how do u do it so i showd him..then he asked me what supps. was i takin i was all creatine protein multivi glutamine and thats it..then he goes i just went to gnc today and bought 2 tubs of nitro tech 2 tubs of cell tech two tubs of nitrotech nighttime and two bottles of natural test boosters for me and my son.. and his son was about 5"5 about 100 poiunds and i was all how old is ur son he goes 11! and i was like you have got to be kiding me bro.. so i go all he needs is that protein powder..and eat a shit load..he goes no youve got it wrong..and i was like ok bro kill ur kid here..and i was like why did u waste your money on those expensive products when u can go to costco and buy protein powder and creatine hes like i only by the best of the best i was like ok so i walked away.. it was so funny though omg

palam · 11-08-2005, 10:41 PM

I see it as... You shouldn't stare around the gym at anyone. Just keep to your workout or whoever your with. Don't bother anybody and they won't bother you. But if you happen to see someone doing something wrong, nicely show them how to do it. I dunno I try to be friendly around the gym to make up for all the stupid ass douche bags that workout everyday

01-23-2005, 11:09 PM	#1
stikyicky Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 96	Funny ass shit! Today i was the gym watching this older guy working out with his son this guy had to be atleast 300 pounds (theres nothign wrong with fat people) but they were goign the front lat pull down machine tottally wrong they were facign the wrong way with there hands behind there back tryhing to do it.. it was f- helarious i was rollin..then i was on the milatary press machine and the lat one was right by time so i was like bro your doing that wrong..hes all o how do u do it so i showd him..then he asked me what supps. was i takin i was all creatine protein multivi glutamine and thats it..then he goes i just went to gnc today and bought 2 tubs of nitro tech 2 tubs of cell tech two tubs of nitrotech nighttime and two bottles of natural test boosters for me and my son.. and his son was about 5"5 about 100 poiunds and i was all how old is ur son he goes 11! and i was like you have got to be kiding me bro.. so i go all he needs is that protein powder..and eat a shit load..he goes no youve got it wrong..and i was like ok bro kill ur kid here..and i was like why did u waste your money on those expensive products when u can go to costco and buy protein powder and creatine hes like i only by the best of the best i was like ok so i walked away.. it was so funny though omg
stikyicky Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 96

01-23-2005, 11:42 PM	#4
stikyicky Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 96	well i do that all day in school so im straight hahaha..ya there funny as fuk those ignorent people crack me up..even thou i got it in me haha..
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01-24-2005, 09:00 AM	#5
gococksDJS RIP Foreman Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,002	When people tell me im doing an exercise wrong, i tear their liver out and eat it.
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01-24-2005, 09:09 AM	#6
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,520 Photos: 5	What I really like is when someone who doesn't workout tries to tell you how to do proper form. Really.
	I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.—John Gotti

11-05-2005, 03:05 PM	#14
TJ Cline Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,544	I see people every day at my gym doing exercises wrong. I'm always tempted to go and talk to them about how to do it properly... But I never do...and never will.
TJ Cline Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,544

01-23-2005, 11:39 PM	#2
thatguy Training again...finally Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 904	That was a good story, but it would help if you posted in complete sentences.

01-23-2005, 11:41 PM	#3
seven11 Employee of the Month Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Twenkie-ville Posts: 1,210 Photos: 6	heheh ignorent people are funny

01-24-2005, 10:33 AM	#7
QuestionGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 2,183	I get all that a lot form people who pretend they know shit,but my question here is, why the hell were you paying attension, when I am in the gym I listen to music and only concentrate on my own shit, I once pased right by my girfriend not even realizing it was her, im not saying that you are not serious about your workout im just talking from experience that those people will not listen to anyone and will be stop going to the gym as soon as they realize that there is no miracle pill or a fast way to look like we do........I took a part time job at this shity rip off calling center where people call in for some weight loss pill called lipovex (never heared of it)......anyway this fat ass bitch called in to ask for info (by the way the pills cost 90 dollars a month) anyway she called in and asked about it, turns out she had to loose 100 pounds and she asked if she needed to follow a diet, I said well of course you need to excersize and eat right it will help a lot, guess what she did??? SHE HUNG UP WHEN I SAID THAT. I really feel sorry for those bitches and bastards, what the fuck are they thinking??

11-05-2005, 05:26 PM	#15
Hlanderr Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 774	come on... thers no reason to laugh at newcomers to lifting... we ALL were there one day and we ALL had mistakes when starting up..... no one just jmps in and knows EXACTLY the perfect form to every exercise.... it is though also disrespectful to comment on on someones lift.... the only reason i would pretty much ever comment on something would be if he or she were doing something dangerous, or had a risk of hurting themselves... then a suttle hey and advice followed by "thats what i like to do" is respectful to their ways and friendly
Hlanderr Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 774

11-07-2005, 07:04 PM	#16
FishOrCutBait lifts weights Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Buffalo, MN Posts: 4,251 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 2	I actually liked the help i got when i was just starting. One just has to be very polite about it... Not, "Dude, you're retarded, you do ..." This, "Youll get better results if you..." or, "I do those like this..."
	I believe in Jesus. "tried and true theory on one's self is probably the only non-biased proof that something works for someone." - juggernaut

11-08-2005, 10:41 PM	#19
palam shmee Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: new york Posts: 15	I see it as... You shouldn't stare around the gym at anyone. Just keep to your workout or whoever your with. Don't bother anybody and they won't bother you. But if you happen to see someone doing something wrong, nicely show them how to do it. I dunno I try to be friendly around the gym to make up for all the stupid ass douche bags that workout everyday

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